Apr. 3rd, 2017

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gaealynn:

I want art for an AU where Vader finds Old Man Ben on Tatooine before ANH, and everyone expects Obi-Wan to fight Vader, and Obi-Wan means to do his duty, really he does, it’s just that he’s missed Anakin so much that as soon as he sees Vader in that horrible suit he immediately drops his lightsaber and throws his arms around Vader’s neck and hugs the shit out of him instead.

tl;dr: Old Man Ben hugging Vader, it’s all I can think about

(And Old Ben thinks he’s taking this chance, this impossible chance, to do this, just once, before Vader kills him, because he never showed Anakin when he should have, this is the least he can do for whatever’s left –

Fortunately, the whole thing confuses Vader so much that he doesn’t kill Obi-Wan and *handwave in a plot* and so they overthrow the Emperor and start a new, better Jedi Order together HAPPY ENDINGS FOR EVERYONE the end)
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nastyukulele:

vantilles:

missveryvery:

tikkunolamorgtfo:

oneorangeshoelace:

biszumletzten:

depresane:

Polish fishermen have caught an old, huge wels catfish, which had eaten a bit of an SS soldier in the 1940s.

O.O

And by “a bit” I mean his head and a bit of his upper torso, since a fragmented skull, two buttons and the insignia were found inside the gigantic fish.

o.O

How does one even…? Brrr!

( @biszumletzten )

thank you so much for thinking of me when you see a post about a nazi eating sea monster. :3 this has made my day. bless

If you don’t feel like reading the article, please know that this is one of the oldest wels catfish ever caught–they usually live to be about 60, and this one was between 90 and 110 years old.

Also, I don’t know much about fish but HOLY SHIT THIS FISH IS SO BIG

I WAS LIKE “WTF HOW CAN A FISH JUST EAT A PERSON” AND THEN I SAW HOW BIG THIS FISH WAS AND I UNDERSTOOD 

This fish is 187 kg which is a little over 412 lbs and I am so proud of it for eating a Nazi and being so big and strong and old I’m a little emotional rn

I am so proud of this Nazi-eating fish and I think we should make an exception to kashrut laws so that it can be turned into gefilte so that we may digest its anti-SS powers.

reblog nazi-slayer fish for nazi-death fortune in the future.

@nastyukulele @regalswag

What a good fish.
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cassandrasdreamworld:

plaguemd:

the concept of a healslut is fucking hilarious to me because have you ever fucking played a healer

have you ever met a healer

healers are almost always the saltiest, angriest people in any given group comp and there is nothing and nobody we hate more than someone that makes us do our goddamn jobs and actually healwe are angry little balls of spite who will stop healing you if you’re being stupid or pissing us off because we hold the key to life and death in our hands and more importantly fuck you

what im saying is if you’re going to try and eroticize the healer/tank dynamic, the healer is not the submissive party here

@blackkatmagic

I feel like this is Salazar xD

(edit: I honestly feel complimented reading all the comments/tags LOL xD I am a healer and most of the descriptions are 100% accurate bwahahahahahahaha don’t let my chummy 1,55m looks mislead you I’m EVIL (yes I’m a little shit okay ;-; (and if you fucked up, sorry but nothing can make me ever forgive you)))

…why am I suddenly picturing a certain infamous Star Trek healer?
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cakesandfail:

Discworld x Tolkien crossover where Vimes arrests the One Ring for being an accessory to murder

Not mine, but an all-time favorite:

Evidence
By: CamwynSummary: Maedhros and Maglor sneak into Eonwe’s camp at the end of the War of Wrath- but the Silmarils are missing. A Silm Discworld crossover!

@elenothar @urloth @greenekangaroo
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@lectorel

I blame you for the sudden plotbunny screaming in my head about how Graves (not that anyone knows it’s him) ends up being declared the ‘Dark Consort’ to the Dark Lord Blue Coat. (He is now the dubious step-father of a mulitple of dark creatures and dark magic users who cheerfully call him ‘papa’).

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