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Apparently, at least in the EU, Palpatine wasn’t lying when he said that Anakin killed Padme. When he Force-choked her, he damaged her trachea. The robots who were treating her on Polis Massa were unfamiliar with human anatomy and physiology and weren’t able to detect and treat it, leading to her death. 

I don’t know if this still holds true for the new canon, but fuck, right in my Anidala feels. 

Oh, but now this makes me want something where Obi-Wan reacts to the droids saying she’d ‘lost the will to live’ by going ‘that’s not like Padme’ and checking her over with the force, and discovering the damage - and he’s not good enough at force healing to completely fix the damage, but he’s good enough at it to keep her alive while the droids are reprogammed and can actually help her- but doing so causes a force bond between them. Vader wakes up and discovers he didn’t kill his wife - but only because Obi-Wan Kenobi saved her…

Cue Vader obsessively stalking them both….(Can this also be an AU where Anakin does not get burned to shit and ends in Obianidala?)

@hamelin-born What do you think?

This sounds like an excellent set up for a three-way Force Bond. Which is - probably all but unprecedented; the three of them are essentially making it up as they go along.

But I would bet hard currency that the establishment of the three-way Force Bond and Obi-Wan saving Padme flips Vader from homicidal possessiveness to - well, homicidal possessiveness, as focused squarely on Padme and Obi-Wan. Obi-Wan, after all, is his. He saved Padme. He didn’t attack when he had the opportunity to seriously wound and/or kill Lord Vader. He was there when the twins were born. Obi-Wan has proven, though word and action, that he cares and Vaderkin is not going to let him go.

Of course, he has to catch the man first.

Oooh, three way force bond, yessss… Vaderkin is just like - whelp, i now have a husband as well as a wife. The force gave him to me. \The force killed Qui-Gon to give him to me. He’s mine. That bit in the Darth Vader comics where he finds out about Luke and goes ‘he will be mine. It will all be mine’? it’s like that, but constantly. Padme and Obi-Wan are his. The children are his. The galaxy will soon be his…

And with a force bond, there’s no way Padme and Obi-Wan can hide on Tattooine - they’d have to keep running, and running, and running - and it’s wearing them down…How do you think Obi-Wan felt when he first saw that he was wanted only alive, like Padme?

Especially if he can sense the homicidal possessiveness through the force bond, and starts to realise what it means…

Well, Vader and Obi-Wan had a Force Bond - leftover from their time as Master and Apprentice - and ‘Old Ben’ Kenobi managed to hide from his former student for approximately twenty years. And in the comics - well, Vader was very interested in tracking down Obi-Wan Kenobi. So it might not be quite that simple.

Obi-Wan probably felt a sick sense of horror, because he could think of so many things that were much, much worse then death. Though I imagine that his jaw would drop when he saw the marriage license that Vaderkin had filed on his behalf - lo and behold, Obi-Wan Kenobi is now legally married to to Padme Naberrie and Darth Vader (aka Anakin Skywalker). 

…I imagine that Padme is also taken aback by that for several minutes before shock transmutes into exasperation. Because of course Anakin would do something exactly like this.
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TPM AU where Padme has a (completely obvious) teenage crush on Padawan Obi-Wan. Little Anakin is slightly upset before promptly deciding he’ll just have to marry them both once he’s old enough. It might require a little matchmaking, and years of trademark Skywalker wooing, but it will happen. He’s sure of it.            

Oh my bleep.
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Poor Anakin wouldn’t stand a chance…

But he would be so happy to lose… so so happy to lose…

“What do you mean we have to attend the peace summit?” Anakin blurted out in the middle of his and Ahsoka’s latest mission assignment. “I’m not a diplomat and Ahsoka is a Padawan! Surely there’s someone else better suited for this task!”

“Perhaps,” Yoda hummed, a twinkle in his eye. “But personally requested, you were. Refuse, we cannot. To the summit you will go, Master and Padawan. Protect the Senators you will.”

Ahsoka looked up at at Anakin and then back at Masters Yoda and Windu. “Senators? There’s two of them? Does that include their entourages too?”

Anakin had a sudden, horrible sinking feeling in his gut and he found he was having trouble swallowing.

Oh no. Not them. Anything but them.

“That is correct, Padawan Tano,” Mace Windu nodded, a slow movement of acknowledgement. “Senators Amidala and Kenobi have assured us that they are traveling with minimal staff and at least one security agent apiece. I see no reason why this task is beyond your capabilities, Skywalker.”

Anakin closed his eyes and realized he was clenching his jaw. He forcibly willed his body to relax. “That isn’t… That is not my primary concern, Masters. It’s just… Senators Amidala and Kenobi are… well… They’re unorthodox to say the least.”

Ahsoka nearly burst out laughing but managed to cover it with a well placed cough. She wondered if Anakin heard himself and if he did, how he was able to keep talking with a straight face.

“And they often put others around them in danger in their pursuit of justice and… democracy,” Anakin finished lamely, already knowing the die of fate had been cast and he was going to have to chase those two kriffing idealists all over the mountains of Alderaan, trying to keep them both safe and in one piece.

“Is that so?” Yoda asked, chuckling behind his gimer stick as Mace Windu just rolled his eyes. “Then excellent choice, you and your Padawan are. Lovely place to visit, Alderaan is this time of year.”

“Yes, Masters,” Anakin muttered as he and Ahsoka bowed. “We’ll depart immediately.”

Although he swore to himself that if Kenobi or Amidala tried to kiss him again, he was not going to kiss them back this time. No. He was a Jedi and he was virtuous and dedicated to the Order. He had a Padawan to set an example for after all!

No. He was most definitely not going to let those two infernal sirens from Mandalore and Naboo seduce him into another dark corner where they could have their wicked, delicious way with him.

Nope. That was not going to happen this time.

When Anakin found himself tucked away in a dark corner hidden behind a monumentally tall column and equally long fall of dark velvet curtains, somehow caught between Senator Kenobi and Senator Amidala, trapped in a passionate three way embrace, he told himself that this time didn’t count.

Next time, next time, he would somehow manage to tell them “No”.

Yes. This didn’t count and since he’d already kriffed up, what harm would it do to enjoy himself for just a little bit longer? Especially when Kenobi was so strong and Amidala was so soft?

Next time… yeah, next time.
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“-We could ask Obi-Wan if we can crash at his place.
Padme looked at Anakin for a long moment, blinking slowly.
-Anakin… We’re married to him.
-See? That’s better!
-He lives with us.
-Oh… right…”
- A sleepy Anakin forgets he’s married to Obi-Wan on a WIP of the ObiAniDala I’ll NEVER finish. (Is this too OOC? I think so)
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I rewatched Pacific Rim and it reawakened my need for this AU for all my OTPs and OT3s

Anyway, so it starts like this: All Jedi are Jaegar pilots. Obi Wan had been training for this since the first Kaiju attacked Stewjon and left such terrible destruction in his home city. Unfortunately he hasn’t been able to have a successful drift with anyone and they’re about to send him to disaster relief corp instead. Then the luck of the draw is he helps Qui Gon under dire consequences and it turns out they’re drift compatible. They become a great team and their Jaegar, Whiskey Maverick, becomes well known and revered.

From that moment on Obi Wan dedicates himself to the program and learning to control his emotions so that he’s worthy of being Qui Gon’s partner. Qui Gon knows and they talk about Obi wan’s doubts, but there’s always a whisper of unworthy in the back of Obi Wan’s mind.

Fastforward a few years: Qui Gon is going to be retiring as a pilot and become a Marshall. They have one last mission together when a kaiju attacks Naboo. They win and save the popular activist, Padme Naberrie alias Amidala(aged up to her 20s), though they end up a little worse for wear in Tatooine. That’s where they meet Anakin Skywalker (aged up) who helps them recover and back on their way to the Coruscant Shatterdome. 

Qui Gon recognizes potential in the teen and invites him to train with LOCCENT. Anakin of course accepts, anything to leave his backwater town. Him and Padme become friends on their journey back and bond over their admiration for Obi Wan, who has become somewhat of a celebrity as one of the youngest and successful Jaegar pilots. “Not to mention handsome,” Padme laughs and Anakin can’t help blushing in agreement. 

Fastforward a couple years: Obi Wan continues training but hasn’t found another partner once Qui Gon retired. It’s frustrating and he does everything he can from helping repair damaged Jaegars to assisting with research in the labs. Anakin has attached himself to him as well, always weedling him for help training and eating lunch together. Padme has become a UN aide and stays at the Shatterdome half the time as an ambassador between the two organizations. She becomes a good friend to Obi Wan, a patient ear to listen to his worries. 

Then Anakin has graduated and a list is made of his potential drift compatible partners. Obi Wan is suggested by Marshall Jinn himself. When they spar Padme describes it as a violently beautiful dance and no one can deny the chemistry between the two. Yoda immediately deems them partners and Anakin is all nervous smiles while Obi Wan feels both relief and apprehension. 

The first time they drift they get stuck in Anakin’s memory of Tatooine and his not so wonderful childhood. Almost blasts a hole through the control room. Obi Wan is furious, but also blames himself for not being able to get Anakin out of it. He finds himself at Padme’s quarters to vent, but Anakin already beat him there. He’s lying with his head in Padme’s lap, pale and shaken. Upon seeing him so off Obi Wan feels all his anger deflate.

Ever the voice of reason, Padme tells them they have to talk it out, and the truth is revealed. Anakin was terrified of letting Obi Wan know his true feelings so he focused on anything but that. Obi Wan is floored by the confession and Padme’s equal admission. “Let’s just all be honest.” It’s a lot to find out that your two closest friends had been hiding their feelings from you, one of which resulted in near disaster. It’s a long night of reluctantly talking about feelings, which Padme greatly helps along, before they all fall asleep in Padme’s room, tucked up next to each other. 

The next time they try to drift there’s a second where they get stuck in a memory of teen Anakin watching Obi Wan on the television screen, his green eyes flashing proudly after his first victory, then it’s let go into the drift and the two are sharing everything and nothing is stopping them.

They become even more famous than Qui Gon and Obi Wan as the kaiju attacks increase. They lead the Jaegar pairs in victories and they always seemingly make a hopeless mission into a success. The media make them out to be golden boys, the most eligible bachelors and most unattainable due to their dedication to the cause. Only Padme knows they aren’t eligible at all, that the three of them only belong to each other. Every time they come back to her she feels relief and in her spare time she has dedicated to assisting with research because while her boys are both fearless and strong, she’ll be damned if she won’t help to finally put a stop to these kaiju attacks. 

One of these days, Anakin and/or Obi-Wan are going to find a way to sneak her into a comm-pod so she can Drift with them.
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Obi-Wan as a puppy is an adorable image, Anon! Especially THIS puppy:

He would be so cute and tiny and fierce! And the perfect size to fit in Padme’s handbag or Anakin’s arms!! TOO CUTE!!

I like the idea of Anakin turning into a kitten, thanks to the Adventures of Kitten Anakin (READ THIS FIC IF YOU HAVEN’T IT’S TEN TIMES OF CUTE!!), and the cat he turns into there is this one:


I like the way your mind thinks, Anon, I like it a lot. 
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Padme’s pregnancy: 100% accidental, everyone is surprised at it.

Obi Wan’s pregnancy: 100% accidental, everyone is surprised at it.

Anakin’s pregnancy: An “accident” (read: someone messed with his own birth control because he wanted another kid)
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Fairytale AU in which Princess Padme has been kidnapped by a dragon and Chancellor Palpatine (her father’s top adviser) hires Anakin, the best knight in all the land, to go rescue her. So Anakin travels into the far off mountains with his sword and shield and his loyal warhorse Artoo. It takes days but he finally locates the dragon’s lair.

Only, when he bravely challenges the dragon and demands that it release the princess, Padme strides up with a sword in hand and is like “What the fuck are you doing? Obi-Wan is a dear friend of mine. How dare you come here. All of you knights are the same! You’re all boneheaded idiots who just don’t know when to leave well enough alone!”

And Anakin’s just bewildered because what? Didn’t she want to be rescued from the dragon? But first - “Obi-Wan? Who’s that?”

“Me,” a deep voice announces from Anakin’s right. A puff of hot air is blown out right into his face as a dragon - terrifyingly huge but magnificently golden with a reddish hue to its scales - steps out of the shadows.

Anakin gapes. “You can talk!”

The dragon tips its head down at him and Anakin swears it’s giving him a very unimpressed, sardonic look. Possibly is rolling its eyes internally. “Yes. I am Obi-Wan. What can I do for you? You’re not here to try to steal my treasures, are you? Because I assure you, I will fight you for them.”

“Treasures?” Anakin asks. He hadn’t heard anything about treasures. He looks at the princess. Is it her? But no, she steps aside just enough for him to get a glimpse of the cave behind her. It’s filled with stacks and stacks of books.

The dragon - Obi-Wan - slides a foreleg out as if to block him from running over there. Not that Anakin was even tempted to. He can’t imagine how he’d carry all of those. Or if it would even be worth it.

“Yes. My treasure. Some of them have been banned by royal decree in various lands and these are the only copies. If you’ve come to study them, that would be a different matter. But judging by your armor and the sword in your hand, I take it that’s not the case.”

“Uh, no.” Anakin’s head is spinning. “I’m actually here to rescue her.” He gestures at the princess, who hasn’t lowered her sword at all.

She narrows her eyes at him. “Well, as you can see, I’m perfectly fine and in no need of a rescue.”

“Are you sure? The Chancellor seemed to think you were in trouble.”

The princess rolls her eyes. “He tends to overreact. I’m just taking some time off from the court. They’re all idiots, blinded by jewels, obsessed with the latest fashions, and constantly chasing after wealth. It’s tiring.”

“Yes, instead, she likes to come here and paint a great big target on my back,” Obi-Wan says dryly. (Can a dragon be dry? Anakin has no idea. He’s never seen one before this.)

“Hasn’t it worked out fine, though? We managed to talk the others around and send them off on our quests.”

“That’s true enough,” Obi-Wan concedes. “And it’ll quiet down when you go home.” He eyes Anakin thoughtfully. “Well, Sir Knight - pardon, what’s your name?”


“Knight Anakin, then. Well, if you’d truly like to go on an epic quest, perhaps you could escort Ahsoka home? She lives in the village down the way but she’s been coming here to learn her letters. Her parents worry if she’s gone for too long and it’s always tremendously difficult to get her to leave when it’s time. Normally, Padme would do it but if you can take her tonight, that’ll save us some time so that we can continue our own research.”

“I, uh, okay?” Anakin says. 

So that’s how little Ahsoka gets escorted home by a knight in shining armor. She talks his ear off about Obi-Wan and Padme and how Obi-Wan hasn’t been teaching her just her letters but her numbers too so that when she grows up, she can rely on herself instead of having to get married to some “yucky boy.” Anakin barely keeps himself from snorting at that but he thinks that probably, Obi-Wan’s okay for a dragon and Padme’s probably safe after all. It wouldn’t hurt to hang around for a bit and make sure of that, though.

….anyway, so then he hangs out and falls in love with a dragon and it’s complicated (which basically sums up Anakin’s whole life). I can’t decide whether or not to make it so that Obi-Wan’s actually human and was cursed into a dragon form or to just leave him as a dragon through and through.

THREESOME. A knight, a dragon, and a princess.
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~romantic sunset watching~

im deep enough in ot3 hell that I’m willing to draw backgrounds and furniture please help (also how does lighting work even)
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so i’ve been writing fanfic, which is not unusual. but this time, i’m going to post some. fucking plot twist my peeps. at this point there’s about 25k of it, and it is nowhere near finished, but i’ve been the only one to see it so far and i think some feedback would be good, so, here ya go: chapter 1 of “i’m going to fix everything if it kills me with some obianidala thrown in there for funsies” (yeah it needs a shorter title). it has also not been beta’d so do please mention any mistakes. read more for angtsy bullshit on mustafar ;)

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…I was slightly disappointed at first that Darth Vader and Cat were not featured. Then I realized that he would probably share custody of Padme’s cat (who IS featured).

Then I realized: Padme is depicted as having a black cat with gold eyes.

Padme’s cat IS Darth Vader.

@darthrevaan who, like me, loves imagining various characters transformed into cats.

All I can think of is those stories where [character’s] beloved cat inexplicably turns into a handsome young man overnight because their fairy godmother waved her magic wand

In other words, I love it

…you know me. Any talk of any of our favorite OT3 somehow gets wrangled into a *real* OT3 in my head (long live obianidala!)

…I now have the mental image of cat!Anakin dragging home a scruffy!homeless!cat, because - because Anakin’s *Anakin*, even though he’s a cat, and this poor scruffy cat obviously needed help - cat!Anakin watched him for a while after he became aware that there was another cat in the neighborhood, and everything bad that could happen seemed to happen to this poor cat.

The first time cat!Anakin saw him, Scruffy was running away from dogs. He managed to escape them by getting stuck in a tree. No one rescued him/got him out of the tree - cat!Anakin checked, he was there for two days before he fell from the branch he was perched on, presumably out of hunger. Then Anakin found Scruffy going through the garbage bins next-door, only to be forced to run away *again* when the owner came out and started yelling at him. Then Anakin found him staring almost longingly at the children playing on the playground in the nearby park - only for two of the bullies to come after the poor cat and pick him up by the tail, heedless as the feline twisted and yowled and *screamed*, and no one came to help…

Anakin ended up pretty much dragging/bullying the poor cat to come back to Padme’s house with him.

…later on, Anakin gets turned into a human, and he and Padme live happily together, with Scruffy, their faithful cat, who has the mildest, sweetest temparmant or any cat (or person) they’ve ever met.

…it takes a series of *Very* implausible circumstances for them to figure out that ‘Anakin’s’ cat, the pet of a man who used to be Padme’s cat, is also a transformed human. (The irony!) This is complicated by the fact that Scruffy, who had an *infinitely* harder time then Anakin did, has pretty much forgotten his real (True) name (trauma and the mental equivalent of a two-by-four *directly* to the brain might do that to one) and, due to the aforementioned trauma, pretends very hard that he was never anything other *then* a cat. (It helps him cope).

(I’m thinking that somehow, in this ‘verse, instead of being killed by Palpatine, the Jedi were all turned into cats instead. …also, very few of them survived because they kept trying to be ‘people’ (and dying) and not ‘cats’.)

(…also, because people might object if Palpatine issues an order to officially Kill All The Jedi, but they’ll just think he’s weird/go along with it if he issues an edict to Kill All Stray/Ownerless Cats.)

The Jedi all being turned into cats that is perfect ha now I’m just imagining everyone waking up one morning like “where the hell did the Jedi go???”

Poor Obi-Wan, he’d try so hard to just blend in and catch space mice and find a nice family, but his life is pain apparently. Of course Anakin drags him home. How could he not - he’s Anakin.

Obi-Wan probably has to pretend very hard that he doesn’t remember anything when Anakin gets turned into a human, that he doesn’t remember the traumatic sensation of changing, of waking up in a strange and unfamiliar body and trying to learn how to survive. He has to try very hard not to remember what it feels like to be human, all the things he can now watch Anakin re-learning.

Until they find that fairy godmother again and get her to wave her wand over Obi-Wan….

Methinks that Obi-Wan has a touch of Librarian Syndrome (of Discworld fame!) Except rather then simply liking his new shape more, it’s more along the lines of a very poor response to PTSD - if he pretends he isn’t human, if he pretends that he wasn’t anything MORE, if he pretends that once upon a time he *wasn’t* safe and cared for and not hungry and warm, it hurts that much less.

Honestly, Palpatine was probably able to spin it as the Jedi ‘abandoning the Republic’. And, to be honest, no one really would have thought to connect the sudden expansion of the Republic’s feral cat population with the disappearance of the Jedi - Palpatine’s crackdown on the rampart cat problem and his insistence on *drastically* shortening the time period homeless animals could be held by animal shelters before being put down would not have been connected with the sudden and complete absence of Force-Users. (Let’s face it, we all knew he was Evil.)

Obi-Wan probably thought that he was hallucinating after cat!Anakin dragged him to Padme’s house. His interactions with other cats probably consisted of them running him off their territories, so he was startled when the bigger black cat not only did *not* try and hurt him, but took him someplace warm and safe and started taking *care* of him. And suddenly, he has food, he has a soft place to sleep (Padme lets them sleep on her *bed*. Oh, how long since he last slept on an actual *bed*?) and the black cat tries to feed him and curls up with him and purrs with him all the time. To be honest, he’s probably the happiest he’s been in - just about as long as he lets himself remember.

Personally, I’m wondering how they found out that he wasn’t really a cat but another transformed human. And how *Anakin* would react to that knowledge.

Okay, but like, this is so perfect. And imagine if Obi-Wan weren’t quite so traumatised by everything:

Because Anakin, after he returns to his human self – of course he wants to help out the rest of the Order, right? So at one point Anakin and Padmé are brainstorming in the living room or something, and Anakin says, “I wish I could help them, I just don’t have any way – even when I was a cat, I couldn’t tell, you know? At least, I don’t think I could. I might – “

And then there is just. This resounding crash. So Ani and Padmé turn around, and there’s a vase shattered on the floor and Scruffy. And he’s just giving them that look, that universal cat look that says you are a fucking moron, but amped up to a thousand.

So Anakin chases him out of the room and cleans up the mess, because of course he doesn’t get it. But after the third time Scruffy breaks something – always when they’re discussing the conundrum of the Jedi-cats – Padmé starts to get it. Ani’s still being obtuse of course, trying to shoo Scruffy out of the room, but Padmé walks over to him, and looks him in the eye – his big, clever, kind eyes – and says, “Obi-Wan?”
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So you know this part of The Attack of the Clones:

Every time I see it. No matter how serious the gifset. My mind just keeps telling me that what is currently going though Anakin’s mind at this exact moment is:

“I had a dream like this once. If this ends up like my dream did tonight will be a very good night.”

Literally every single time, no matter what. That is what my brain tells me.

TBH, I think it’s plausible that that line of thought could be running through all of their minds simultaneously.
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