rakasha: (Default)
via http://ift.tt/2wEZ6PB:
Her eyes have been fixed on him all night, and Obi-Wan can no longer pretend he hasn’t noticed. There something about her that’s both exciting and scary; his rational mind warning him to stay away, but another, more adventurous part he thought he’d hidden away, longs for the woman in the shadows. It longs for the red lips, the black dress and the dark eyes. There’s something hidden behind her smile, something dangerous. Something irresistible.

So when his dance is danced, he walks over to her, searches out that danger he doesn’t realize yet would be both his death and his rebirth.

He smiles at her, and she smiles back, her mouth closed.

‘May I have this dance?’

She laughs, a warm laugh, genuinely almost. ‘I thought you’d never ask.’

Her skin is cold as winter, but her dress is soft and her smile is ever inviting. She dances like she’d had lifetimes to practice, her pale skin reflecting the light of the chandeliers. Isn’t that strange?

It’s a dream-like state.

When the music stops, a second and a lifetime later, her gloved hands take hers, taking him to the balcony, and Obi-Wan no longer even considers protesting.

‘You should meet my husband.’

When the doors close, the music is no longer more than a faint echo. And there he is, a man cloaked in darkness, lowering his hood to reveal himself – handsome and young, with golden curls and full lips. When he smiles at him, his mouth open, his sharp teeth revealed, he’s not even scared.

‘Hello,’ he says.

‘Hello.’

If this is a nightmare, a dream about the monsters of the night, it is the sweetest. He doesn’t back down as Anakin comes closer, when he strokes his cheek and asks:

‘Do you want forever?’

‘Yes,’ he whispers back. ‘I do.’
rakasha: (Default)
via http://ift.tt/2gDID6o:
lurkingcrow:

albaparthenicevelut:

lurkingcrow:

lurkingcrow:

aifsaath:

lurkingcrow:

You know, thinking about the strange mix of trauma and comedy that is TCW, I can’t help but feel there were a few missed opportunities:

- How did we never have an episode involving cross-dressing for great justice? I mean surely we could have had a secret mission involving the Team posing as Padmé’s handmaidens or something? Obi-Wan wears a veil because he won’t shave his beard and Anakin is irritated by all these people admiring him because Hello? Padmé is right there. Obviously she’s the prettiest! (Cue eye-rolling because honestly, they are so obvious).

- For that matter, how did we never have the “undercover as civilians” trope, where Ahsoka has to attend school and Anakin and Obi-Wan have to pretend being called “Dad” and “Pops” doesn’t make them turn to mush. The episode of course ends with a secretive declaration that of course they’re family and if they were really being cruel this would have taken place just prior to the Hardeen arc… Or The Wrong Jedi.

- Freeze rays. How did they miss something so categorically villainous as this? I mean, sure you have the Giant Space EMP gun, but tell me the image of Dooku laughing at an icily incapacitated Obi-Wan doesn’t seem eerily plausible? (He is of course saved by Anakin triggering a cascade failure in his artificial hand, thus melting the ice and freeing his lightsaber). Or…

- Shape changing artifacts/weapons. In line with the above, can’t you see certain Sith revelling in turning those pesky Jedi interlopers into small harmless creatures that are easily disposed of (aka Tooka kittens, baby birds, fluffy ungulate cubs)? Or even just a shrink ray or two? Maybe a mind swap device? How did they miss this staple of comic book antics? Hell, I’m sure there was an EU book or two based around some of these cliches…

- Speaking of cliches, WHERE IS THE MUSICAL EPISODE!!?? Please, this would have been amazing! I’m imagining something a la “Once More With Feeling” from Buffy, where the episode starts out lighthearted but ends up revealing horrible emotional trauma and awful secrets. All to wonderfully emotive showtunes. 😈

(I really want to see the Sith number- it would be phenomenal!)

WE ALL KNOW THAT THE TCW VERSION OF THRYMSKVITHA WHERE OBI-WAN HAS TO PRETEND HE’S PADMÉ AND ANAKIN HAS THE ROLE OF LOKI AND GRIVEOUS IS THE GIANT IS WHAT WE NEED. YOU JUST KNOW WE NEED THAT. NOW.

Oh please! As if Obi-Wan would forget not to scull the beer! If Anakin is in the Loki role we both know they’re doomed! 😂😂😂

And anyway if it was a political alliance kind of thing Dooku would be the one they need to fool (because arranged marriages aren’t so much a thing in the Republic)…

Oooh! Arranged/accidental marriage trope! That could have been fun! Do Anakin and Obi-Wan claim to be “partners” in order to meet some obscure cultural mores? Does Padmé end up “marrying” Anakin in a lavish ceremony to “prevent” him from needing to undergo a political marriage? Do the Jedi end up symbolically wedded to their Clones thanks to a cultural misunderstanding? So many options!

Dammit, I don’t need more crack ideas but : Dathomir AU where Talzin refuses to speak with lowly males and Padmé ends up claiming both Anakin and Obi-Wan to prevent them from being snapped up by the witches while they’re investigating Dooku’s plans…

Padmé is smug for weeks afterwards. The Dathomir ladies have firm opinions on appropriate male dress and they don’t involve shapeless beige.

When Obi Wan Kenobi, the famed silver-tongued negotiator and jedi-general, was not prepared for the way Mother Talzin summarily ignored him and Anakin in order to greet Padme and Ahsoka at the landing pad. Nor was he prepared for the way she (and every other night sister) continued to ignore him throughout the welcome dinner. By the time their dinner was consumed and the had moved on to after-dinner drinks, Obi Wan’s indignation had given way to confusion.

It was Padme who cleared everything up back in their shared quarters that night.

“It’s rude to speak to another woman’s mate,” she explained in the tones of someone conveying something rather obvious, “didn’t you read the diplomatic brief?” Obi Wan gaped at her, caught halfway between fury and mortification.

“I am most certainly not your mate so I fail to see how this applies to me-” 

“Obi Wan,” Padme interrupted, “the Nightsisters don’t allow their men off-planet unaccompanied and they assume that a man of your age and status would have married years ago. Of course they think that you’re my mate.”

Obi Wan’s mouth opened and closed soundlessly. Anakin and Ahsoka seemed to be trying to smother laughter in their fists. They were only marginally successful.

“Well,” Obi Wan said. His voice sounded rather strangled and high-pitched.

“Well, I shall simply have to correct this egregious error. I’ll talk to Mother Talzin first thing tomorrow morning. I’ll need your help securing her ear, of course Padme, but I’m sure we’ll be able to clear this up.” Padme smirked.

“Obi Wan Kenobi, if you tell Mother Talzin that you and Anakin are unmated males, there would be an absolute scandal. Worse, she’ll probably petition me for both your hands. She spent all of night looking at you two like desserts that she’d particularly love to devour.” Anakin stopped laughing and let out an unmanly squeak. Ahsoka gave up trying to muffle her giggling and dissolved into howls of laughter on the floor.

Obi Wan pinched the bridge of his nose.

“Wonderful. Well then, what do you suggest… wife?” He replied. Padme grinned. 

“Well you’ll be sleeping with Anakin and I in the master bedroom for one. You’ll communicate through me in state functions for two… And then there’s the matter of your clothing. Mother Talzin gave me a few gifts. It would be an insult to refuse to wear them…” 

This is perfect and wonderful and EXACTLY the kind of thing we should have had! 😁

I mean you KNOW Padmé would continue to refer to them both as “Dear Husband” occasionally to shut them up, and Obi-Wan is convinced it’s a running joke, but Anakin keeps looking thoughtful…

Also I’m assuming the Nightsisters are convinced that Ahsoka is Padmé’s adopted daughter because if COURSE that’s what you do with promising young women! 😁
rakasha: (Default)
via http://ift.tt/2wRP3Gq:
smellingaidin:

Been reading Baba by @nestophersherb lately and I just had to draw these soft children that are my OT3

@lectorel
rakasha: (Default)
via http://ift.tt/2vyqbVI:
eclipsemidnight:

tygermama:

lurkingcrow:

punsbulletsandpointythings:

enbycupcake:

arranged marriage au where, to help stabilize a freed tatooine in the galactic scale, anakin agrees to marry a well off republic senator. padmé amidala is the senator in question, highly regarded both in the senate and on her own planet. 

so anakin cleans up his little home and is ready to try to swallow his pride at whatever this republic senator is gonna say about his living conditions when they come to pick him up. he wants to start off on a good foot; this is going to be his spouse for the upcoming future, and he wants to like them. anakin wants to maybe fall in love, as impossible as it seems. he’s immediately struck by padmé’s beauty, but his eyes stray to the person standing protectively by her. his spouse to be already had a lover before being strong armed into this marriage, then. 

anakin tries to make the best of this new information; he wanted to try to woo his new spouse, divorce not possible in the near future, but now…padmé introduces herself and the man next to her as jedi master, obi-wan kenobi. she happily accepts anakin’s courtship dinner and obi-wan eats it, too. anakin feels his heart pound happily at that fact. maybe he does have a chance in this marriage, after all. maybe he could be their third.

the agreed upon week on tatooine before anakin has to leave for padmé’s home goes so much better than anakin had hoped it would. padmé wants to make this work, too. she happily learns about anakin’s marriage customs, how anakin wants to make his own dress and braid his hair in the style his mother taught him as a child. anakin happily soaks up learning about padmé’s, how a veil is the most important part of the wedding outfit and the spouse to be is supposed to help dress the bride. 

obi-wan shares no wedding customs, which anakin thinks is weird. he voices such as it halfway through the week, and obi-wan is shocked. he’s not getting married to anakin? he’s just here as padmé’s bodyguard; tatooine is still fresh from revolution. obi-wan is a jedi; attachment is forbidden. anakin argues; obi-wan’s been eating all the courtship food anakin’s been making, he’s leaned into anakin’s touch, he’s so free touching and kissing padmé’s cheeks. he’s dealt with shmi’s fussing. also, how the kriff is obi-wan not allowed attachment?

padmé feels momentarily terrible about the situation, but then immediately decides to team up with anakin to woo obi-wan. the jedi can suck it up; a three way marriage would strengthen anakin’s planet even more. surely the council can forgive obi-wan for being so compassionate to a freed planet’s plight?

@the-dragongirl @lacefedora

I know I’ve already reblogged this once, but I love it and it just struck me that Obi-Wan is never going to live this down.

“Oh sure, you just *happened* to *accidentally* engage yourself to the hot freedom fighter and the beautiful senator all at once. Who are you trying to kid Kenobi?”

“You’re telling me that one of the Order’s best diplomats failed to realise he was participating in marriage preliminaries? That he didn’t recognise romantic intent?”

And Anakin and Padmé just smirk because these are all excellent points that just go to prove how much Obi-Wan loves them.

I just want the scene where Obi Wan can’t sleep and Shmi gets up and makes tea and they sit there in silence, drinking their tea and listening to the night noises and Obi Wan suddenly blurts out ‘I DIDN’T MEAN TO FALL IN LOVE WITH THEM! IT WASN’T ON PURPOSE!’ and Shmi just smiles and says ‘yes, dear. I know’ and gets up to get the biscuits

I just cracked up laughing imagining the effort it takes Mace Windu to conceal the twitching eyebrows as he gets the report from Obi-Wan. 
rakasha: (Default)
via http://ift.tt/2wzO1ib:
enbycupcake:

arranged marriage au where, to help stabilize a freed tatooine in the galactic scale, anakin agrees to marry a well off republic senator. padmé amidala is the senator in question, highly regarded both in the senate and on her own planet. 

so anakin cleans up his little home and is ready to try to swallow his pride at whatever this republic senator is gonna say about his living conditions when they come to pick him up. he wants to start off on a good foot; this is going to be his spouse for the upcoming future, and he wants to like them. anakin wants to maybe fall in love, as impossible as it seems. he’s immediately struck by padmé’s beauty, but his eyes stray to the person standing protectively by her. his spouse to be already had a lover before being strong armed into this marriage, then. 

anakin tries to make the best of this new information; he wanted to try to woo his new spouse, divorce not possible in the near future, but now…padmé introduces herself and the man next to her as jedi master, obi-wan kenobi. she happily accepts anakin’s courtship dinner and obi-wan eats it, too. anakin feels his heart pound happily at that fact. maybe he does have a chance in this marriage, after all. maybe he could be their third.

the agreed upon week on tatooine before anakin has to leave for padmé’s home goes so much better than anakin had hoped it would. padmé wants to make this work, too. she happily learns about anakin’s marriage customs, how anakin wants to make his own dress and braid his hair in the style his mother taught him as a child. anakin happily soaks up learning about padmé’s, how a veil is the most important part of the wedding outfit and the spouse to be is supposed to help dress the bride. 

obi-wan shares no wedding customs, which anakin thinks is weird. he voices such as it halfway through the week, and obi-wan is shocked. he’s not getting married to anakin? he’s just here as padmé’s bodyguard; tatooine is still fresh from revolution. obi-wan is a jedi; attachment is forbidden. anakin argues; obi-wan’s been eating all the courtship food anakin’s been making, he’s leaned into anakin’s touch, he’s so free touching and kissing padmé’s cheeks. he’s dealt with shmi’s fussing. also, how the kriff is obi-wan not allowed attachment?

padmé feels momentarily terrible about the situation, but then immediately decides to team up with anakin to woo obi-wan. the jedi can suck it up; a three way marriage would strengthen anakin’s planet even more. surely the council can forgive obi-wan for being so compassionate to a freed planet’s plight?
rakasha: (Default)
via http://ift.tt/2uByWKI:
Born of my innate tendency to mix and merge my favorite fandoms. 

During a fight with a fill-in-the-blank enemy (perhaps it’s Dracula?) Trevor, Alucard, and Sypha were faced with a deceptively vague spell - one designed to show them that ‘they had no future!’ However, said curse was interrupted mid-casting by 1) A sanctified whip 2) A gout of flames and 3) A silver sword.

Rather then unleash a force of devastation upon them, it instead summoned Percival Graves from approximately five hundred years in the future.

Percival Graves who took one look at Trevor and spluttered “Granddad!?” Who addressed Sypha as “Grandma?!” And whose face filled with utter exasperated fury upon seeing Alucard. “Grandfather, what the fuck?”

Percival Graves, who punches demons in the face (just like Trevor), summons gouts of fire and ice to his side in a fight (just like Sypha) and accomplishes it all with an effortless grace and almost arrogant self-assurance (just like Alucard).

Percival Graves, whose full name is Percival Belmont Graves, and who immediately starts curing ‘Grandsir’ Alucard to high heaven. “What the fuck did you do now, you senile old fuck?!”

Percival Graves, who is the many-times great-grandson of Trevor and Sypha Belmont, has had to put up with infuriatingly vague and melodramatic ‘Grandsir’ Alucard his entire life, and who has been summoned from the far future just as he was about to fucking propose to Newt, goddamnit!

Percival Graves, who rolls his eyes at Alucard, gingerly trades tips on magic with ‘Grandma’ Sypha, and who, surprisingly, gets along best with ‘Grandpa’ Trevor - they have similar tastes in alcohol, and Graves desperately needs a drink. (Trevor, for his part, is determinedly regarding Percival as something of a distant cousin; he’s quietly thrilled to have family again, but it threatens his sanity to think of this man as his grandson). Percival can’t stand Alucard, and Grandma Sypha is - almost frighteningly naive in ways that make him very uncomfortable; on the other hand, he falls quite easily into talking shop with Trevor.

It was Percival’s mother who was the Belmont, but she made damn sure her son would be able to wield a whip with the best of them if it ever came down to it.

Then, of course, Newt somehow manages to follow Percy back in time (I see him as arriving on the back of a fire-breathing dragon for some reason) and Trevor damn near swallows his tongue. There’s a certain physical resemblance between Newt and Sypha - both thin, short-haired, sharp-faced magic-users, who are unexpectedly baddass. In short, Trevor is the first to figure out that Belmonts have a type - he kind of wants to bang his head against something very hard at that realization.

@elenothar
rakasha: (Default)
via http://ift.tt/2uOPHq7:
Morag laughs.

Laughs in Palpatine’s increasingly enraged face. Laughs until her sides hurt and she’s nearly bent double with the force of the hilarity wracking her frame. Laughs until she’s sobbing for breath - because that is simply one of the most ridiculous things she’s ever heard.

Laughs, because she knows that it wouldn’t have made one fucking bit of difference if she’d kept Obi-Wan instead of sending him to the Temple. Palpatine would still have launched his take-over. Would still have been willing to wade through blood and over corpses to achieve his goals. Would still have managed, by hook or by crook, to malign the Jedi on the galactic stage - the people who are even now cursing the Jedi? If they are foolish enough to believe that the Jedi would ever have turned against them, they would have believed as such eventually anyway.

But Obi-Wan, as a Jedi, has helped people. Has saved worlds. Has been - and still remains - a light in dark places. And for all that both mother and son are imprisoned, Palpatine does not have them.
rakasha: (Default)
via http://ift.tt/2uWqASB:
Morag laughs.

Laughs in Palpatine’s increasingly enraged face. Laughs until her sides hurt and she’s nearly bent double with the force of the hilarity wracking her frame. Laughs until she’s sobbing for breath - because that is simply one of the most ridiculous things she’s ever heard.

Laughs, because she knows that it wouldn’t have made one fucking bit of difference if she’d kept Obi-Wan instead of sending him to the Temple. Palpatine would still have launched his take-over. Would still have been willing to wade through blood and over corpses to achieve his goals. Would still have managed, by hook or by crook, to malign the Jedi on the galactic stage - the people who are even now cursing the Jedi? If they are foolish enough to believe that the Jedi would ever have turned against them, they would have believed as such eventually anyway.

But Obi-Wan, as a Jedi, has helped people. Has saved worlds. Has been - and still remains - a light in dark places. And for all that both mother and son are imprisoned, Palpatine does not have them.
rakasha: (Default)
via http://ift.tt/2tw6KIR:
YEP. And I now ship Alucard/Trevor buT THERE ARE LESS THAN 20 FICS ALL TOGETHER WHY.
rakasha: (Default)
via http://ift.tt/2suHM02:
riyo-chuchi:

au where padme lives and raises her two children thinking that anakin died on mustafar and works behind the scenes in the rebellion

and anakin/vader thinks that he killed padme

and they both think the other is dead and vader hates the shadowy leader of the rebellion and padme hates the emperor’s black-suited attack dog

i just have a lot of ideas about this idk

Obi-Wan, exchanging a long glance with the camera a la The Office. “Skywalkers.”
rakasha: (Default)
via http://ift.tt/2rRIvp4:
newtinalover:

Hey, who would accept my perverted idea of ​​writing a very hot threesome about Graves / Tina / Newt?
rakasha: (Default)
via http://ift.tt/2rtVbnw:
obianidalasuggestion:

Obi-wan and Anakin cuddling on a couch together. “I have to tell you a secret,” Obi-wan says, snuggling closer to whisper in Anakin’s ear: “I’m in love with your wife.”

“You know,” Anakin replies dryly, “I think I kind of figured that out when you married us, you ridiculous man.” He smiles and leans in to kiss his husband.

“Anakin.” Padme tells the younger man seriously as she perches on his lap. “I need to tell you something.” She leans forward. “I’m in love with your husband.”

Anakin nuzzles her ear. “Wanna know a secret?” He responds, grinning. “So am I.”
rakasha: (Default)
via http://ift.tt/2qNBBSS:
Hellooooooooooooo, Nony! 

Are you here on behalf of your fellow demon, Anakin Skywalker? Are you trying to convince me to write about the tortured and painful love he develops for a pious man of the cloth, Obi-Wan Kenobi? Are you looking for a looooong slow burn between them? Something where Anakin is redeemed by the love of a charming, sensitive and perhaps deeply wounded Priest Kenobi?

Orrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr perhaps, for our ObiAniDala fans, a world where Padme is indeed an angel, a Seraphim made of fire and the Words of God. She destroys injustice with a single swing of her fiery blade and she advocates for the lost, the forgotten and the forsaken before the great heavenly princes of the Sephirot. 

She comes across our favorite holy man at his darkest moment, perhaps at the nadir of his life before seeking redemption and peace through service to the Almighty. Perhaps she took the form of a friendly woman, someone Ben could talk to, lean on, someone who understood what it was like to have the love of your life ripped from you arms by a cold, unfeeling world and tell you to move on as if your heart was still beating and your lungs were still working. 

Humans are so easy to love, Padme tells herself. Like Anakin. No. He’s nothing like Anakin. 

Human lives are so short. He will be dead soon. Padme tells herself, laughing at his jokes and eating takeout with him. Anakin is as immortal as she is, not that she has seen him since the Fall, since she lost him. 

One human cannot possibly be enough, Padme tells herself, even as she knows she is falling, failing, again. He will never replace my Ani. He cannot. 

But somehow, none of that seems to matter. 

He is so kind and caring. So charming and gentlemanly. And his smile makes her toes curl and her body ache to pull him into her arms and kiss that smug little smirk off his face.

They are spending a happy afternoon discussing a book they are reading together, sitting cozily on the couch and laughing at shared jokes when there is a knock on the door and the world turns on its head.

“Where is he? Where is the karking Putti that’s been hanging around you? I can smell that feathered bastard on you! You belong to me!” a familiar snarl comes from the foyer and Padme finds herself draw, inexorably against her will towards the arguing voices.

“I do not belong to you! And what the hell is a putti? It this more of your nonsense? You cannot keep barging in here whenever you like!” An offended angry huff.

“You do too belong to me!” a furious snarl and the sounds of a passionate kiss. “Don’t worry, Ben. I won’t do anything… permanent to the little chubby pain in the ass. I’ll just scare him off? P-Padme?”

She stares into the eyes of her long lost love, her beautiful and broken Fallen One. “Anakin? What are you doing here?”

Ben promptly passes out because even the most pious and devout of believers can only handle so much angelic and demonic energy. 

Angel and Demon let out a simultaneous cry of dismay and rush to his side. 

Later, when he’s come back around, Ben will be stunned to find that not only is Anakin’s “Nonsense” real but that Padme has wings to boot. 

What do you think, Nony? 

***Source Image
rakasha: (Default)
via http://ift.tt/2rpYixR:
ialreadyreadthatfanfic:

forcearama:

ialreadyreadthatfanfic:

forcearama:

tygermama:

forcearama:

tygermama:

okay folks help me write

these are the aus I have buzzing around my head

- The Grief Verse - Darth Vader was a clone of Anakin Skywalker, then they find Anakin Skywalker, everyone cries

- Fly Hard - Anakin is the John McClane of the Star Wars universe and he’s so sick of this shit, he can’t even tell you

- ‘The World Has Turned Around Again’ - Anakin is caught in a loop of the worst day of his life

- ‘How To Make Friends And Save The Galaxy: The Anakin Skywalker Method’ - Anakin starts reading self-help books, saves everyone and Annoys Obi Wan

OK OK the third one. Is this like an Order 66-As-Groundhog Day AU? Anakin keeps waking up to the same song on his alarm clock, etc? He has to keep re-doing the day over and over until he FINALLY gets every single sequence of events “right” and the universe is saved?

HOLY CRAP, this is hilarious and I love this. Oh man. I have Thoughts. So like, there goes Obi-Wan, off to fight Grievous, and Anakin has to find a way to talk him out of it so that he can keep his buddy by his side and Fight Evil. 

He tries SO. MANY. TIMES. Forcibly holding him back. Feigning an illness. Kissing him passionately on the mouth. Spilling out everything about Palpatine and the War and Pregnant Padme to try and convince him to stay (Obi-Wan assumes Anakin’s had a nervous breakdown that time around due to war-related stress, and Anakin ends that version of the day in a Jedi Hospital.) 

Also I feel like Anakin probably ends up fucking up and ending up as a Darksider a good percent of the time, and then – BAM – he wakes up back at the beginning again, all “…oh shit, I became Darth Vader again that time. Ugh. What is wrong with me?”

YES THAT
except there’s also the days he snaps and kills everyone just in case that works, the days he gets therapy because why the fuck not, the days he graffitis the Temple, the day he kissed Mace Windu just to see the look on his face…
basically by the time he sorts himself out and figures out what’s needed to be done, it’s been a looooong time

A+++. Oh God, the opportunities for comedy. 

The day he shows up to the Council meeting stark naked. The day he just doesn’t even get out of bed because FUCK THIS HE IS SO SICK OF THIS GODDAMN FUCKING DAY. He dip-kisses Padme in front of the Senate. 

The day he finally gets it right takes ages to construct. He’s speechless when he wakes up the next morning (finally, blessedly ON THE ACTUAL NEXT DAY) next to his pregnant, peacefully-sleeping wife (and possibly also Obi-Wan,) with the newspaper on Padme’s apartment doorstep proudly proclaiming ANAKIN SKYWALKER EXPOSES CORRUPT CHANCELLOR, BALANCES FORCE.

What I’m trying to say is I like this idea.

Y’ALL I’VE BEEN PINING FOR THIS FIC FOR MONTHS IN THE TAGS just imagine that post with Palps starting it on that “Have you heard of Plagueis the Wise?” speech and GoundhogDay!Anakin, out of fucks to give, just fucking slaying him with that quippant “Ya the Jedi Archives say his apprentice is a lil bitch” PLEASE

This is such a great fic idea because there can be the ACTUAL overall story (i.e. how Anakin gets stuck on the same day, and has to keep getting better at it until eventually he saves the galaxy,) but it can ALSO spin off ENDLESS additional side fics about any given ONE of the “repeated” days: 

The day Anakin goes to the Council meeting and gives a huge speech detailing out every single thing the Council doesn’t know yet, and how “by the end of the day I’m gonna be a Sith Lord and you’ll all pretty much be dead” while everyone is just like 😐 while occasionally casting side glances at Obi-Wan because CONTROL YOUR PADAWAN HIS BRAIN HAS OBVIOUSLY BROKEN

The day he dramatically drops to one knee and asks Obi-Wan to marry him because he’s seriously running out of ideas to get him to NOT leave to kill Grievous and he figures it’s worth a shot (he actually attempts this a few times: one time they end up in a fistfight, three or four times Obi-Wan nearly dies of embarrassment and ends up leaving anyways because he’s like “um ok that is…very nice, I guess, Anakin…but I still have to go save the Galaxy, can we talk about this later?” and one time they actually DO get married but the galaxy still ends up ruined, in part because Anakin gets so distracted with the whole eloping-to-Space-Vegas thing that he forgets to save the rest of the universe from darkness. Oops.)

The day he goes to find Ahsoka and Rex, and ends up fighting Robo-Maul on Mandalore, with Hilarious Results. 

The day Anakin just flat-out quits everything and teaches himself guitar (he gets pretty good and writes terrible songs)

He shaves his head, but does everything else 100% the same. Somehow things end up going even worse than they did in the original canon story. (He’s so pissed. He was SURE he was on to something there.)

“He shaves his head”! Lol Padme probably just kicks him out of her apartment and closes the door in his face and the day goes downhill from there.

He gets so bored that he spends several same-day weeks shadowing Mace Windu to know every seconds of his day, only to then spend a loop following him and narrating out loud everything that happens to him a few seconds before it does, just to freak him out.

He probably has the “I’m reliving this day” argument with Obi-Wan over and over again until one day he convinces him unexpectedly. By saying all Obi-Wan’s responses with him. And correctly predicting when Mace Windu will sneeze down to the second.

He kills Palpatine. The day resets. He kill Palpatine again, deals with the contingency plan triggered with his death, and triggers another. Reset. There’s like, thirty layers of contingencies, including that really creepy Palpatine clones, in three different places across the Galaxy

He kills the Separatist Council and takes over the Confederacy, only to announce that his terms for peace. It’s a three-way marriage to unite CIS, Republic and Jedi Order. The funniest thing, after the twentieth repeat or so, his manifesto gets eloquent enough that people start taking him seriously.

He finally kills Palpatine for good, deals with ALL of his backup plans, and then the day resets ANYWAY. So he does it again, but this time declares himself Emperor and forces the Senate to pass a bill banning sand.
rakasha: (Default)
via http://ift.tt/2q8gN5e:
enbycupcake:

My name is Anakin Skywalker; my mother was Salvation Shmi Skywalker. Her blood runs through my veins. 

Doodling my Pirates of the Caribbean (in space!) AU I’m thinking up. Shmi liberated slaves, hence earning her the name Salvation Shmi; Anakin wasn’t aware of what she was up to because she got him out of slavery before she freed herself.

Instead of the weird PotC trilogy love triangle, Anakin and Padmé agree to seduce Obi-Wan into their marriage. They’re all trans, and Anakin’s black because I said so. 

@darthrevaan
rakasha: (Default)
via http://ift.tt/2pXWef8:
megarah-moon:

“Mermaid Crowns” by Chelseas Flowercrowns

Chelsea started as a florist in Melbourne, Australia when she was a teenager and has always been passionate about nature and floristry. She then began to create flowercrowns to cover her scar on her forehead, which was a result of an incident when she was just a baby. At the time flowercrowns were just beginning to be sold in shops, however majority of other crowns lacked detail and individuality. Chelsea saw this as an opportunity to not only create crowns for herself, but for others around her who wanted something different yet beautiful.

Over time, she expanded her range to Mermaid Crowns which have taken the world by storm. Her Mermaid Crowns allow girls alike to be the mermaid they always dreamed of since being a little girl.

Follow her journey via social media, and if you would like to access your inner Ariel, purchase a crown from her shop or etsy.

@darthrevaan

Remember the Star Wars merfolk AU? Where Anakin loves making crowns for his two beloveds?
rakasha: (Default)
via http://ift.tt/2pkiSOg:
obianidalasuggestion:

Dream sharing au where the three of them are able to meet each other while dreaming and grow up knowing little things like Obi-wan’s fear of spiders (giant arachnids!) or Padme’s low key anxiety of falling out of her Senate pod, as well as bigger things like Anakin’s nightmares about his mother’s death.  
rakasha: (Default)
via http://ift.tt/2oXZCpX:
justanotherwannabejedi:

i had to… it was on my mind all day
rakasha: (Default)
via http://ift.tt/2nr5Gmv:
yallneedrevan:

How to never stop being sad - Dandelion Hands

It’s even more tragic when you recall that he killed them (or was the major cause in their death, depending on your perspective) himself.

Profile

rakasha: (Default)
rakasha

September 2017

S M T W T F S
      1 2
3 4 5 6 7 8 9
10 11 12 13 14 15 16
17 18 19 20 21 22 23
24 252627282930

Syndicate

RSS Atom

Most Popular Tags

Page Summary

Style Credit

Expand Cut Tags

No cut tags
Page generated Sep. 25th, 2017 01:26 pm
Powered by Dreamwidth Studios