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amemait:
deadcatwithaflamethrower:
demad69:
therealbucky05:
barpurplewrites:
majorgenerally:
writing-prompt-s:
The Queen has requested that everybody with a knighthood attend a meeting at Windsor Castle. Speaking to the sizeable crowd of ageing actors and retired musicians, she explains why - The dragons are back, and she expects that every knight will do his duty.
Everyone turns and looks at Ian McKellen.
“Oh Christ,” he says. “If only Christopher Lee were still here. Then we might have a chance.”
Sir Patrick Stewart steps up to Sir Ian’s side and with a deep sigh hands him a sword; “That would be ideal, but, we are what the world has. Buck up, darling.”
Sir Ian, unsheathes the sword with a dramatic flourish. It catches the light in an heroic fashion, before he lowers to the ground.
“What is that noise?”
Her Majesty and all of the knights peer at the horizon, where a cloud of smoke is rising. A young BBC reporter rushes up and dithers as they aren’t sure on the protocol for this situation. They sort of bob generally at everyone.
“Erm, erm Dame Helen Miriam has lead the ladies of the realm, and erm, erm the dragons have retreated.”
A thick silence falls over the crowd of knights. It is broken by a single voice, that of the Queen;
“Oh jolly good. The ladies said if I distracted the chaps they would handle matters.So, now that is done, One supposes you would all like refreshments of some sort?”
@keepmyselfamused-othersconfused @jeni2727
@deadcatwithaflamethrower @poplitealqueen
Fuck yes, exactly that.
@neil-gaiman comes running in, a little late, because he wasn’t invited, but he figured Sir Terry Pratchett wouldn’t mind if his sword were actually used to slay a dragon.
He’s not even remotely disappointed with the actual outcome.
(Your picture was not posted)
amemait:
deadcatwithaflamethrower:
demad69:
therealbucky05:
barpurplewrites:
majorgenerally:
writing-prompt-s:
The Queen has requested that everybody with a knighthood attend a meeting at Windsor Castle. Speaking to the sizeable crowd of ageing actors and retired musicians, she explains why - The dragons are back, and she expects that every knight will do his duty.
Everyone turns and looks at Ian McKellen.
“Oh Christ,” he says. “If only Christopher Lee were still here. Then we might have a chance.”
Sir Patrick Stewart steps up to Sir Ian’s side and with a deep sigh hands him a sword; “That would be ideal, but, we are what the world has. Buck up, darling.”
Sir Ian, unsheathes the sword with a dramatic flourish. It catches the light in an heroic fashion, before he lowers to the ground.
“What is that noise?”
Her Majesty and all of the knights peer at the horizon, where a cloud of smoke is rising. A young BBC reporter rushes up and dithers as they aren’t sure on the protocol for this situation. They sort of bob generally at everyone.
“Erm, erm Dame Helen Miriam has lead the ladies of the realm, and erm, erm the dragons have retreated.”
A thick silence falls over the crowd of knights. It is broken by a single voice, that of the Queen;
“Oh jolly good. The ladies said if I distracted the chaps they would handle matters.So, now that is done, One supposes you would all like refreshments of some sort?”
@keepmyselfamused-othersconfused @jeni2727
@deadcatwithaflamethrower @poplitealqueen
Fuck yes, exactly that.
@neil-gaiman comes running in, a little late, because he wasn’t invited, but he figured Sir Terry Pratchett wouldn’t mind if his sword were actually used to slay a dragon.
He’s not even remotely disappointed with the actual outcome.
(Your picture was not posted)
