Miss Jess, may I please ask which characters from Discworld you would most like to see pop into Midd

[rakasha]

via http://ift.tt/2gyfrlv:
I thought about this for way too long, and then I realised - it’s obvious.

I would like to see Discworld Death show up at every single Silmarillion death.

Fëanor’s death:

Death: GOODNESS. THAT WAS DRAMATIC.

Fëanor: I absolutely REFUSE to die quietly!! I will end in flame or not at all!!!

Death: FAIR ENOUGH. I’M SUPPOSED TO TAKE YOU TO MANDOS NOW…

Fëanor: Nope.

Death: OKAY THEN.

Finrod’s death:

Death: WELL THAT WAS VERY METAL, WRESTLING A WEREWOLF WITH NO WEAPON BUT YOUR TEETH…

Finrod: Thank you.

Death: …I DO WONDER IF THE WHOLE SITUATION COULD HAVE BEEN AVOIDED, THOUGH…?

Finrod: Lol, probably.

Túrin’s death:

Death: HELLO TÚRIN.

Túrin: Wait…you know me?

Death: OF COURSE. YOU’VE GIVEN ME A LOT OF BUSINESS OVER THE LAST FEW YEARS. I COULD RETIRE ON THE PROFITS NOW, IF I WAS PAID AT ALL.

Túrin:…you’re welcome?

Beren and Lúthien‘s deaths:

Death: WAIT - YOU TWO AGAIN???