OKAY BUT HEAR ME OUT
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fantastikobskurials:
dmitriwrites:
I had this headcanon a while back and it wont leave me and now I gotta voice it.
Newt is normally this sweet, soft spoken shy little bean. He’s polite and friendly and all smiles and sunshine right?
But imagine when Newt get’s angry, really angry, he turns into a full Londoner type Brit.
Imagine Newt storming MACUSA swearing like a true English boy.
“Where the ever loving fuck is that utter bellend Picquery, get your mangey cunt down and here and answer some bloody questions!”
Imagine the look of utter shock and scandal on peoples faces that their precious, sweet Newt is a whirlwind of anger and swear words they never even knew existed.
Imagine the lowkey arousal over it.
Imagine after when they’ve calmed Newt down he just claps a hand over his mouth. blushing like a little angel and mumbles an adorable “Oh dear I got a little upset. I’m terribly sorry.”
Okay so now I need this Newt combined with Irish Graves:
Percy: “Don’t you swear at me ya cuntin’ wee shitehawk.”
Newt: “Oh fuck off you wanker.”
Percy: “Git away and wash yer mouth out ye gobshite.”
Aurors: “Does anyone know what they’re saying??”
Also the Aurors: Just kiss already!
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fantastikobskurials:
dmitriwrites:
I had this headcanon a while back and it wont leave me and now I gotta voice it.
Newt is normally this sweet, soft spoken shy little bean. He’s polite and friendly and all smiles and sunshine right?
But imagine when Newt get’s angry, really angry, he turns into a full Londoner type Brit.
Imagine Newt storming MACUSA swearing like a true English boy.
“Where the ever loving fuck is that utter bellend Picquery, get your mangey cunt down and here and answer some bloody questions!”
Imagine the look of utter shock and scandal on peoples faces that their precious, sweet Newt is a whirlwind of anger and swear words they never even knew existed.
Imagine the lowkey arousal over it.
Imagine after when they’ve calmed Newt down he just claps a hand over his mouth. blushing like a little angel and mumbles an adorable “Oh dear I got a little upset. I’m terribly sorry.”
Okay so now I need this Newt combined with Irish Graves:
Percy: “Don’t you swear at me ya cuntin’ wee shitehawk.”
Newt: “Oh fuck off you wanker.”
Percy: “Git away and wash yer mouth out ye gobshite.”
Aurors: “Does anyone know what they’re saying??”
Also the Aurors: Just kiss already!
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