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…Percival Graves owns this chair.
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thegaypumpingthroughyourveins:

The wasted comedy potential we could have been given if Rowling had written a scene between Graves and the Niffler… I can’t stop thinking about it. Like it’s the funniest thing to imagine. This stern, super strict, frightening, serious man facing a little pest who doesn’t give a shit about the dangerous vibes he gives off - it just wants its paws on the scorpion tie pins.

Graves looking for his watch everywhere and then abruptly raising his head as he comes to a realization. “SCAMANDER!” he belows, and somewhere in the ministry Newt sneezes.

Graves chasing the Niffler around his office and ending up breaking priceless furniture before realizing that’s not gonna work. Graves sitting down at his desk with his fingers stapled under his chin like - “Alright, you little fucker. If this is how you want to play, we’ll play” and then proceeding to flip a coin to attract the Niffler to his desk.

Graves bargaining very seriously with the Niffler, exchanging like two dozens of gold coins to retrieve his watch and his tie pins.

After that, inexplicably, they become best friends. The Niffler tries to make a nest out of Graves’ hair. Any auror reporting to his office tries to point it out.

“Sir, you’ve got a…?”

“Yes?”

“Well, hm. You have… Something… On your head, sir? It’s moving.”

“Yes, I am fully aware of that, Goldstein. Did you actually have something of importance to say to me?”

“Right. Right. Hm. Yes ! The report..”

And so on.
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All alone in the dark, move the curtains for once

See the light life has brought, or goodbye forever

Take the arms that embrace, no more being afraid

Feel the sun on your face, or goodbye forever.

- Volbeat, Goodbye Forever

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auroargraves:

when will Percival Graves return from the abyss? I miss him so much.

When will our husband return from war against oblivion

When the days are cold and the cards all fold and the saints we see are all made of gold
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thegaypumpingthroughyourveins:

Okay but headcanon that this is actually the real Percival Graves’ reaction to being told he’s attractive/loved/drop drap gorgeous/literally everyone has a crush on him/ and he’s got no fucking clue :

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*gigglesnort* Sudden mental image of everyone at work thinking that Graves knows he’s an exceptionally handsome man. It’s obvious; 75% of the Department has a crush on him! But no. They are professionals, and their Boss appreciates professionalism. They will not embarrass him by making idiots of themselves like that! So it’s all very formal and Professional™ and - that’s the status quo for quite some time, even post-Grindles rescue.

Enter Newt.

The first time Newt bluntly tells the Director that he is an exceptionally handsome man, every Auror is dumbstruck to see Percival Graves looking genuinely taken aback. And blushing.

(Newt will later take him time, in a variety of very private settings, to prove to Graves just how lovely he is.)
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A Fondness for Lightning and Rain

“Not long ago, one of the more accomplished janitors at the Woolworth had read in the New York Ghost that the English had developed a spell to create artificial weather just out of one’s window. Given that the majority of MACUSA’s staff worked underground, and any attempt to create a window opened to a solid wall of stone, this quickly became the most in-demand maintenance spell across several departments.

“They started with two settings: Raining and not-raining. Outside Graves’ window, it was always raining.

“He was by far the most interesting wizard on the field during a storm, which did nothing to save the concentration of his men. Water sluiced off the planes of his coat as though it was as insubstantial as air; he seemed to carve a path through the rain like Moses through the Red Sea. Lightning combat, though, that was where he shone. It seemed to the aurors watching that Graves’ natural magic was multiplied tenfold in such an environment, lightning splitting the air with a sharp crack and the scent of steaming ozone.

“Graves was known to have an affinity for it. When he was bored at the office and had nothing to do with his hands, some of the junior aurors would catch him pouring energy from hand to hand, like a child with a handful of silt. Even experienced aurors refused to handle such magical energies directly without dragonhide gloves, but Graves could produce it and dispel it as easily as breathing, to the astonishment and concern of some of his more well-meaning colleagues.”

@funkzpiel Percy is a little thundercloud.
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mto-art:

Someone tell me how I got here.
From the city to this frontier…[x]

Plunging back into the darknessIt's not pain, it's just uncertaintyI know my heart's missing a pieceBut it still beats.

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acarima:

Young Percival Graves, anyone? (*ﾉωﾉ)

Or Percival Graves with a ‘Benjamin Button’ sort of curse. It’s fine in the beginning. He’s not going to become a child over night, after all. But it’s hard to feel pressure to solve something that makes him feel and look younger every day. And if they solved the issue when he’s at his peak? Oh lord help the aurors, their boss is competent, confident and sizzlingly hot.

*snicker* @funkzpiel I have the sudden mental image of Percival finding out the cure within the first *month* of being cursed - and deliberately refraining from casting the counter-curse until he’s - well, Newt’s age. They can grow old together.

That is precious and also I think fits his vanity well too, haha.

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In the meantime, the aurors have to put up with a lot of cold showers and chanting ‘he’s in a committed relationship, he’s in a committed relationship’ to themselves as they adjust to having a smokin’ hot boss.
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acarima:

Young Percival Graves, anyone? (*ﾉωﾉ)

Or Percival Graves with a ‘Benjamin Button’ sort of curse. It’s fine in the beginning. He’s not going to become a child over night, after all. But it’s hard to feel pressure to solve something that makes him feel and look younger every day. And if they solved the issue when he’s at his peak? Oh lord help the aurors, their boss is competent, confident and sizzlingly hot.

*snicker* @funkzpiel I have the sudden mental image of Percival finding out the cure within the first *month* of being cursed - and deliberately refraining from casting the counter-curse until he’s - well, Newt’s age. They can grow old together.
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gudegudeland:

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This is a scene from one my fics feat. morning scruff Percival and cat!Theseus and I’ve been staring and staring completely in awe at how this turned out. The colours are right and soft and the lines and shading are perfect. I love this relaxed just-out-of-bed look and I want a cat so bad omg

If you are looking to commission someone, I highly recommend Maddi who has been brilliant throughout this whole process, who somehow took my jumbled request and turned it into what I exactly wanted and was so sweet. Also very prompt I’m still wondering how you did it haha. Thank you so much!!

Please do not use without permission or repost anywhere as this has been personally paid for

NGL, when it first saw this I thought ‘Percival and Carrots!’

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Hmm - personally there’s a character design/trope that hits me hard every time, and it’s the grizzled cop that’s exhausted from having seen some shit ™

Now the tricky thing with Graves was that I feel the film was really hinting at this, which is why (while watching) I really latched onto him. But by the end, of course, we find out he’s Grindelwald and we don’t know how much of what was shown was Graves or his imposter, so a lot of his character is left up to the imagination.

So I suppose, in a way, part of the reason why I love him so much is I can feed all my favorite tropes into him quite easily since he is far and wide a rather blank canvas of a character.

I’m a sucker for that lawful good, sacrificing and selfless sort of character who doesn’t take care of themself because they’re too busy taking care of others, and takes too much onto their shoulders – you know the drill. Just a Good Dude ™. And Graves can rather easily be that.

Thanks for asking <3
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“That which didn’t kill me better run.”

- Percival Graves while staring Grindelwald in the eyes. (via ladyoftheshrimp)
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My favourite Irish insult is “Go ndéana an diabhal dréimire de chnámh do dhroma ag piocadh úll i ngairdín Ifrinn!”

Translation?

I hope the devil uses your backbone as a ladder to pick apple’s in the garden of hell

Holy shit Ireland are you ok

There’s also one that directly translates to :

May your friends have a fine day - burying you

That’s metal as fuck

Cursing in Irish is like actually putting a curse on someone

@funkzpiel @gudegudeland @auroargraves Can’t you just imagine Percival letting some of these fly?
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Thanks！

It is because he can’t found Grindelwald, that make him feel sad.
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When Percival turns around in the shower, he goes—

And stares at Grindelwald with a giant frown.

Nobody interrupts Percival Graves when he’s singing at the top of his lungs in his shower.

Nobody.

He keeps reminding him during his visits.
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I LAUGHED SO FUCKING HARD READING THIS THIS MORNING XDD
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fantastic-beasts-smut:

Graves’ version of dirty talk is probably something like…

Auror : all the paperwork is done, sir

Graves : *loud moan* oh yes that’s it

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My Brain: WRITE IT WRITE IT WRITE IT

Me: *smacking my brain with a ruler* NO! WE HAVE A THESIS CHAPTER TO FINISH OR THERE WILL BE ~ANGRY EMAILS~

Some thoughts tho:

Percival, when absolutely forced to attend meetings, will do so with a book or continue with his work. He responds, “Well, when anything important comes up I’ll be sure to pay attention.”

He typically answers all emails with one word answers unless he’s looking something. He’s avoiding looking at the emails from his publisher, and wonders if ~SOON~ is an appropriate response to ‘when will you be sending your book?’

He is a surprisingly good teacher, but really only for final years and postgrads. New admin staff fucked up one year and put him down to convene a first year survey course - it was a disaster. After several complaints that he kept ordering people out of class because they hadn’t read the material/wouldn’t participate/were idiotic enough to pull the alpha card and challenge him, he responded with “I am not here to spoonfeed spoiled imbeciles". From then on he only gets guest lectures on first year modules, where he proceeds to scare the shit out of them and gain additions to his yearly following of besotted youth.

Coffee lets him function. Good red wine lets him sleep (occasionally. Or at least lets him feel like he’s relaxing).

Jacob opens a hipster coffee shop/bakery beside the university. At first Graves rolls his eyes but then he tastes it. Now he’s never out of the place (god help you if you take his favourite window seat). Jacob is on a one-man mission to make the man smile.

Grindelwald was his supervisor way back when and they’ve ended up at the same institution again. Graves hates him with a fire that terrifies and arouses everyone around him. When they both attended the same roundtable session at a conference it had to be called to a halt before the fight got physical (they had spent the past thirty minutes slating each other’s work and general existence while everyone else was like 👀)
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Professor Percy

-shows up to his 8am class in sweats and cursing the idiots who made him come in for this.

-spend the first ten minutes making pancakes at his desk.

-has a flask.

-pours whisky into his cup of joe in the middle of lecture.

- takes bribes for extensions in the form of free food and good booze

- can be put in a good mood if you turn in a doughnut or twelve with your papers

-enjoys going off on tangents about The War and his own days at uni

-pretends not to know anyone’s name, including his TA.

- Is never in his office during office hours

- can usually be found sleeping in the library or grading papers in the quad.

-invites his students to bring wine and food to his evening classes. So long as they spare him a glass.

- does not coddle his students, but he will take the time to help them through any difficulties they have.

- doesnt understand why they come to him for relationship advice though

- his grad students are his favourite and they crash his undergrad lectures all the fucking time

-hides out in the biology department when he’s supposed to be in department meetings

-has no tolerance for plagiarism. At all.

-there is no bell curve.

-has only been hungover twice. This semester. It just started.

Adding on can’t help it

Uses his coworker’s husband’s pet eating his lecture notes as excuse not coming in. Yes they are true most of the time he has picture of damn corgi to prove it

If half students don’t show up on during Thursday class, Percival says fuck it giving remaining students free extra credit and cancels class early

One time student spotted Graves placed at lunch sign on his office door never took it off. Students come office hours and he just point at the yellow stick note on door.

If someone spots him at biology building, Graves runs into Scamander’s office knowing most students wont enter because it’s a danger zone for slipping on loose papers

If he’s really really drunk you might be lucky soul get 100 points can’t say same for one turning in worse paper ever to a piss off drunk professor
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I had this headcanon a while back and it wont leave me and now I gotta voice it.

Newt is normally this sweet, soft spoken shy little bean. He’s polite and friendly and all smiles and sunshine right?

But imagine when Newt get’s angry, really angry, he turns into a full Londoner type Brit.

Imagine Newt storming MACUSA swearing like a true English boy.

“Where the ever loving fuck is that utter bellend Picquery, get your mangey cunt down and here and answer some bloody questions!”

Imagine the look of utter shock and scandal on peoples faces that their precious, sweet Newt is a whirlwind of anger and swear words they never even knew existed.

Imagine the lowkey arousal over it.

Imagine after when they’ve calmed Newt down he just claps a hand over his mouth. blushing like a little angel and mumbles an adorable “Oh dear I got a little upset. I’m terribly sorry.”

Okay so now I need this Newt combined with Irish Graves:

Percy: “Don’t you swear at me ya cuntin’ wee shitehawk.”

Newt: “Oh fuck off you wanker.”

Percy: “Git away and wash yer mouth out ye gobshite.”

Aurors: “Does anyone know what they’re saying??”

Also the Aurors: Just kiss already!
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