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Imagine, for some major holiday, Bones’s daughter sends him a video with the instructions to play it in front of everybody. Bones has no idea what the video is, but he goes along with it anyway because it’s his baby girl, how bad can it be?
So he gathers everyone in the mess hall or on the recreation deck, and everybody is there with drinks and snacks and they’re all excited because “Aww, Bones’s daughter. She must want to tell us all good luck on our mission.” Bones turns on the video and it starts off very seriously, as seriously as a little kid can make it look. There’s a zooming shot of the stars or something, then it cuts to a very obviously handmade (and cardboard) starship bridge and somebody whispers “Joanna, lower the camera” and it pans down and we see a teeny-tiny gold-shirted kid sitting in the captain’s chair. He says “I’m Cap'ain James T. Kirk and this is my science oss'fer, Mis'er Sock”
It progresses the way an episode of TOS would go if it was written, acted, produced and directed by children (which it obviously was)
“Kirk” has a speech impediment and tells “Uhura” at one point to get away from him because girls have cooties; plus the sleeves of his shirt are way too long for him so he just grabs things with the shirt instead of pushing the sleeves up
“Uhura” is the “bossy older girl who has to stop the boys from fighting” stereotype but she rocks it
“Spock” has to lead an away team into “Kirk’s” bedroom to save him from the monsters under his bed because, obviously, those are the monsters in this episode
“Sulu” can only give his lines AT FULL VOLUME AND IN ONE TONE OF VOICE ONLY
“Chekov” has so much stage fright that he pees his pants
“Bones” is totally not Joanna this older kid who has a really hard time looking grumpy
All the special effects were made with arts and crafts supplies and all the effects were done by the kids too
Somebody’s thumb ends up in the shot halfway through
You can hear somebody laughing in the background when “Kirk” screams about cooties
At the end there’s a montage with everybody’s name and the character they played, and the credits roll up the screen and you see that the kids did all the production themselves and the last line is “To Daddy from Joanna” and everybody on the Enterprise loses it
Kirk loves the video so much that he legitimately considered going back to Earth right now so that he could hug Joanna
Bones is so proud of his little girl
@cihojuda this is an amazing idea!!! I could imagine the whole thing perfectly, and it’s the cutest thing!! Joanna is quite the creative one <3
Thank you so much for submitting this!!
imagine-jim-bones-and-spock:
Imagine, for some major holiday, Bones’s daughter sends him a video with the instructions to play it in front of everybody. Bones has no idea what the video is, but he goes along with it anyway because it’s his baby girl, how bad can it be?
So he gathers everyone in the mess hall or on the recreation deck, and everybody is there with drinks and snacks and they’re all excited because “Aww, Bones’s daughter. She must want to tell us all good luck on our mission.” Bones turns on the video and it starts off very seriously, as seriously as a little kid can make it look. There’s a zooming shot of the stars or something, then it cuts to a very obviously handmade (and cardboard) starship bridge and somebody whispers “Joanna, lower the camera” and it pans down and we see a teeny-tiny gold-shirted kid sitting in the captain’s chair. He says “I’m Cap'ain James T. Kirk and this is my science oss'fer, Mis'er Sock”
It progresses the way an episode of TOS would go if it was written, acted, produced and directed by children (which it obviously was)
“Kirk” has a speech impediment and tells “Uhura” at one point to get away from him because girls have cooties; plus the sleeves of his shirt are way too long for him so he just grabs things with the shirt instead of pushing the sleeves up
“Uhura” is the “bossy older girl who has to stop the boys from fighting” stereotype but she rocks it
“Spock” has to lead an away team into “Kirk’s” bedroom to save him from the monsters under his bed because, obviously, those are the monsters in this episode
“Sulu” can only give his lines AT FULL VOLUME AND IN ONE TONE OF VOICE ONLY
“Chekov” has so much stage fright that he pees his pants
“Bones” is totally not Joanna this older kid who has a really hard time looking grumpy
All the special effects were made with arts and crafts supplies and all the effects were done by the kids too
Somebody’s thumb ends up in the shot halfway through
You can hear somebody laughing in the background when “Kirk” screams about cooties
At the end there’s a montage with everybody’s name and the character they played, and the credits roll up the screen and you see that the kids did all the production themselves and the last line is “To Daddy from Joanna” and everybody on the Enterprise loses it
Kirk loves the video so much that he legitimately considered going back to Earth right now so that he could hug Joanna
Bones is so proud of his little girl
@cihojuda this is an amazing idea!!! I could imagine the whole thing perfectly, and it’s the cutest thing!! Joanna is quite the creative one <3
Thank you so much for submitting this!!
