Star Wars: The Only Reasonable Course of Action

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…random headcanon where Obi-Wan finds out about Anakin and Padme’s marriage and their subsequent difficulties thereof (The secrecy is wearing on them, they have very different personalities, etc) and, in a fit of semi-hysteria, immediately proposes to BOTH of them.

…because SOMEONE has to keep this from going haywire, and SO HELP HIM he is going to make Padme and Anakin’s relationship work!

Padme: Is he serious?

Anakin: Don’t make any sudden movements and don’t speak in a loud voice! I haven’t seen him this irritated since the time his entire tea supply was destroyed in a sewage malfunction and he couldn’t get any for a month!

Obi-Wan: A SEWAGE MALFUNCTION? You told me it was hit by a lightening bolt!

Anakin: …crap…

Obi-Wan Kenobi: Anakin Skywalker, what did you do to my tea?!

Star Wars: Tea

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The Bunnies have me this evening.

…Anakin is known for his unorthadox tactics. These include, but at not limited to, the one time he deliberately destroyed Obi-Wan’s tea collection, told his Master that the Separatists had done it, and then handed him his lightsaber.

…the Separatist outpost fell within minutes.

Star Wars: Dark Trio

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I kind of want to worldbuild about a story where a dark!Anakin and dark!Padme discover/rescue a dark!Obi-Wan after a long separation.

Padme and Anakin are stunned, enraged, and mournful - because they know, from firsthand experience, just what it takes to break a jedi - to break Obi-Wan - enough to go Dark.

Star Wars: Dark Trio

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jediknighterrant:

hamelin-born:

I kind of want to worldbuild about a story where a dark!Anakin and dark!Padme discover/rescue a dark!Obi-Wan after a long separation.

Padme and Anakin are stunned, enraged, and mournful - because they know, from firsthand experience, just what it takes to break a jedi - to break Obi-Wan - enough to go Dark.

Have you ever considered what would happen if it were true, if the Jedi really did have a plot to use the clones to overthrow the Republic? 

Honestly, I’m not sure I could really worldbuild a setup like that. Aside from the fact that it’s DRASTICALLY out of character for the Jedi… Palpatine managed to get the clones to be loyal to him, personally, via the chips and due to the fact that the Empire was ‘legal’ - that is, ratified by the Senate, which voluntarily gave him power (admittedly, after being manipulated into it, but still legal).

The Jedi don’t have that. They don’t have any formal power in the Republic, and the Clones are, technically, loyal to the Republic first, the Jedi second. If any of them tried to go against the Republic as a whole, illegally, the clones simply wouldn’t obey. …they’d probably try and kill/incapacitate the Jedi in question, though…

Drat. Now I have visions of a Lord and Lady Vader discovering the Secret Prisoner their Master has kept hidden in the dungeons of the Imperial Palace for years - Obi-Wan. Obi-Wan, who felt his people die, felt his friends die, felt everyone die, and after running for so long and so hard was captured and brought to Palpatine - who decided there could be no greater torment for him then to lead him to rot. Obi-Wan, who has to live in a place that resonates with the screams of his people being slaughtered, who has nothing but rage upon rage upon grief punctuated by torture and being Sidious’s personal punching bag, Sidious, who won’t even let him die…

And what does it matter, anymore, if he gets angry? He’s never getting out of his cell alive. He’s going to die here. There’s no one left to chide him about his un-Jedi-like rage, there’s no one to frown at him if he smiles or laughs or sobs over his memories, there’s no one to chastise him or send him to the Healers if he throws back his head and SCREAMS at the ceiling…