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Mirror of Fate au where Marie fights everyone in Heaven so she can get out and stop Dracul from killing their son. 

She arrives just as Dracula is tucking Alucard into his coffin and promptly hits hIm over the head. “HOW DARE YOU TURN OUR SON INTO A VAMPIRE NO HE’S NOT DEAD JUST SLEEPING IT TAKES TIME TO REGENERATE FROM THIS SORT OF THING, TRUST THE DEAD PERON. YOU ARE GOING TO STAND BY THIS COFFIN EVERY DAY AND WAIT FOR HIM TO WAKE UP, AND YOU ARE GOING TO BE THE BEST PARENT-VAMPIRE IN EXISTENCE WHEN HE DOES!”

“ALSO, IF YOU TOUCH OUR DAUGHTER-IN-LAW AND GRANDSON I WILL BE VERY DISPLEASED.”

And Dracul is like “wait, I have a grandson?!”

“THAT is what you’ve taken from my speech?! YES, we have a grandson! His name is Simon, he’s seven years old, and he lives with our daughter-in-law! Who is perfectly lovely; she’d try to blast your head off with a flame spell the instant she found out what you did to her husband, I’m sure you’ll like her.”

“NOW. GABRIEL DRACUL BELMONT, YOU ARE GOING TO APOLOGIZE TO OUR DAUGHTER-IN-LAW AND OUR GRANDSON FOR STAKING OUR SON THROUGH THE HEART AND TURNING HIM INTO A VAMPIRE. THEN YOU ARE GOING TO INVITE THEM TO LIVE IN THE CASTLE. AND THEN YOU ARE GOING TO SET ABOUT LEARNING HOW TO BE A FATHER FOR WHEN TREVOR WAKES UP.”

“Also, why do you have a harem of succubi on the premises?”
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PLEASE LISTEN TO THIS YOU DONT REALIZE WHAT YOURE MISSING

when a song ascends through its meme status

this is now officially my funeral song 

This… Is honestly amazing… Imagine putting this with a final boss where it feels like fighting is hopeless, but you continue to fight, not wanting to go down with out a fight. You’ve come too far to give up now… Perfect.

WOAAAH

I’m done

In case you’re looking for more like it, it’s from the group called simply Gregorian, from their album Dark Side Of The Chant.

Yes, I’m serious.

Gregorian is fucking awesome.

They have something like 20 albums, all pop and rock songs done in this style. “Heaven is a Place on Earth” is probably my personal favorite …

Though “My Heart Will Go On” is a very close second:

I prefer their softer stuff, like what’s above, and if you like that then you’ll probably enjoy the hell out of “The Sound of Silence,” “Heaven,” and “My Immortal,” but if you want something a little more badass, “Hell’s Bells” is great.

Or if you’d like something a little more classic:

And of course … today is gonna be the day that you’re gonna hear a Gregorian version of “Wonderwall”:

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hamelin-born:

writingfish:

Mirror of Fate au where Marie fights everyone in Heaven so she can get out and stop Dracul from killing their son. 

She arrives just as Dracula is tucking Alucard into his coffin and promptly hits hIm over the head. “HOW DARE YOU TURN OUR SON INTO A VAMPIRE NO HE’S NOT DEAD JUST SLEEPING IT TAKES TIME TO REGENERATE FROM THIS SORT OF THING, TRUST THE DEAD PERON. YOU ARE GOING TO STAND BY THIS COFFIN EVERY DAY AND WAIT FOR HIM TO WAKE UP, AND YOU ARE GOING TO BE THE BEST PARENT-VAMPIRE IN EXISTENCE WHEN HE DOES!”

“ALSO, IF YOU TOUCH OUR DAUGHTER-IN-LAW AND GRANDSON I WILL BE VERY DISPLEASED.”

And Dracul is like “wait, I have a grandson?!”

“THAT is what you’ve taken from my speech?! YES, we have a grandson! His name is Simon, he’s seven years old, and he lives with our daughter-in-law! Who is perfectly lovely; she’d try to blast your head off with a flame spell the instant she found out what you did to her husband, I’m sure you’ll like her.”

“NOW. GABRIEL DRACUL BELMONT, YOU ARE GOING TO APOLOGIZE TO OUR DAUGHTER-IN-LAW AND OUR GRANDSON FOR STAKING OUR SON THROUGH THE HEART AND TURNING HIM INTO A VAMPIRE. THEN YOU ARE GOING TO INVITE THEM TO LIVE IN THE CASTLE. AND THEN YOU ARE GOING TO SET ABOUT LEARNING HOW TO BE A FATHER FOR WHEN TREVOR WAKES UP.”

“Also, why do you have a harem of succubi on the premises?”

Dracul shrugs, one clawed hand resting gently on the coffin. 

“They just showed up one day. There are incubi in the lower levels too.”

He reaches out his other hand to try and touch her, but touches only empty air instead. The God Mask is still in that other realm, lying on dead earth. It is gone and he cannot touch her without it. 

Underneath all the rage and grief, a small seed of hope sends roots into his heart. Will she stay? She had said their son would wake. Would he stay? He had family now, something he had never had before. Things would be different now. 

Of course Marie is staying. She did not fight her way out of heaven (bashing various angels over the head with what little combat training she had among other misadventures) in order to simply ditch at the first available opportunity. And, apparently, her dumbass husband needs her - just look at what he’s gotten himself into in her absence!

And so what if they can’t touch right now? They have all eternity to figure something out.

She reaches out to take Gabriel’s hand. She can’t touch him, not truly, but for a moment their outlines overlap and they can both pretend. It’s the closest they’ve been in decades, and for now - it’s almost enough. 

“Best be prepared to console a newborn vampire who most likely hates himself, husband.”

…also, Marie’s fairly certain that she can get Trevor up and moving before thirty years have passed - namely by getting Trevor, on some subconcious level, to accept the transformation. Getting Trevor’s family here would help immensely; if Sypha, for one, reassured him that she loved him and she didn’t care if he was a vampire, if Simon says the same… If that reaches Trevor on any level, it might work.
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I’m so mad because this worked

help me roger

Reblogging myself because

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Reblogging myself because… what was that? Five minutes?

O_O

………my friend has made me curious

help me roger

Update: after I reblogged this someone messaged me offering me tickets to the sold out Hausu screening with a Q&A and autograph session with the director

These never work for me, but here’s to trying.

I don’t believe in these things

But last time I reblogged one ten/fifteen minutes later I got a call offering me a job

But I reblogged it because I was waiting on hearing back from the job. So there you go.

Roger is cute.

Eh Roger is cute I might as well

That fish is so happy it makes me happy.

I have no luck right now. Halp.

Why does this have so many notes

because its not one of your posts.

Roger is precious to me.
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"Now the Sirens have a still more fatal weapon than

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“Now the Sirens have a still more fatal weapon than their song, namely their silence […] someone might possibly have escaped from their singing; but from their silence, certainly never.”

- Franz Kafka, from “The Silence of the Sirens,” Collected Stories (Everyman’s Library, 2015)
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