carry-on-my-wayward-butt: keysmash composition sksjjsksj- as if you placed your hand over your...

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carry-on-my-wayward-butt:

keysmash composition

sksjjsksj- as if you placed your hand over your mouth and are trying to keep it down, but it’s so funny you can’t help but make a hissing kind of chuckle. ;; is common due to proximity.

bdfgdbd - imagine laughing so suddenly you spit out your drink. that’s what this is.

GDBDLSBD - gargling noise

fgsda - quick response, left hand middle row of the keyboard, indicates acknowledgment. gays mostly.

qowuytiypu - rare upper-row smash. unknown, yet infinite, implications.

DHKDHLDJGFIFK- just died in a video game.

asdfghjkl; - The Swipe. needs to express Something, but unwilling to actually smash. not unacceptable, but tactfully lazy.

all-over smash(pdnhsbfsxkoowkdndjznkix) - it’s too much to handle. your mind feels overwhelmed, and must truly smash. occasionally accompanied by ;; and ?? with rare number appearances.

@elenothar
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fozmeadows: sanctuarytrin: vixenofcourse: coolcatgroup: lord-k...

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fozmeadows:

sanctuarytrin:

vixenofcourse:

coolcatgroup:

lord-kitschener:

smol cloud puff

Fuzzy potado

gray-tailed cotton ball

Flerb.

snowgourd

cute
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flymetothemoo:

systematicsalvation:

frienclzone:

choking on water is the worst because how do you stop choking? drink something? well ive got some bad news for you

Lean your head forward, preferably to knee level, and let the water kind of drain out of your mouth. When your are able to, take deep slow breaths. No heimlich maneuver or physical assists from somebody else should be used beyond this, otherwise you could vomit and escalate the issue. Its about keeping the larynx open. Hopefully this helps.

Reblog to fucking save a life.
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Tobirama hits 16 and his Middle Child Syndrome meets teenage rebellion. He decides to stick it to Iz

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This is glorious. Just - so glorious I can’t even articulate it. This idea needs to be framed and hung on my wall. 
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skull-bearer: whiskybravo: mapsontheweb: Tea if by sea, cha if...

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skull-bearer:

whiskybravo:

mapsontheweb:

Tea if by sea, cha if by land: Why the world only has two words for tea.

The easiest way to find your Polish kin: go to the notes and see who wrote ‘herbata’

Why is Japan counted as by land though?
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redhothollyberries: Here comes my Bleeding Out Project! Part...

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redhothollyberries:

Here comes my Bleeding Out Project! Part one.

Finally

Angst galore, beware!

So, instead of Hashirama, Madara met Tobirama at the river. They became friends, eventually they became lovers. And yet, despite that, Tobirama kills Izuna by mistake, and Madara never forgives him.

Konoha is builts, but Madara’s sanity keeps on slipping, torn between the grief for his brother and how he loves Izuna’s murderer. Eventually, Madara refuses to accept it as reality, and decides to destroy Konoha and break the illusion.

Tobirama has no choice but to put down his lover.
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