Mar. 1st, 2018

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I’M SORRY SO MANY TEXT POSTS BUT THIS IS IMPORTANT

there’s a post going around of some girl linking to a “picture of her prom dress” when the link leads to a picture of a gif’d mutilated face and screaming. i imagine that this could be very harmful to both people with epilepsy or those with anxiety problems and the like. it happened to alarm me a lot.

please boost so no one gets hurt! we don’t want any seizures or panic attacks!

jesus fuck thank you

i would of probably had the biggest fucking panic attack

MY HEART IS RACING AND I ONLY FUCKING READ IT. BOOST SO NOBODY IS TRAUMATIZED K THANK.

YO

This is very important for those who may encounter this, if you are partial to anxiety attacks AT ALL, DO NOT UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES CLICK THIS LINK

I want all of you to be safe!
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Ladies, which Fantasy Creature are you? ✨

exCUSE YOU

How does this even?
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A sign in the catacombs of Paris. “Stop! This is the empire of the dead.”
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Happiness Will Come To You.

when tho

When You Least Expect It. Probably Late March

reblog for happiness to come for you in late march!
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Reblog this on the first of the month for good luck all month long!
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Ahhhhh sorry I had to run off to eat dinner. ANYWAY I can’t possibly start another WIP at this point but here are some ideas??

Vampire!Newt and Auror Percival

They meet on a case when Newt is caught (because he doesn’t care whether he is or not) draining a criminal who has been targeting magical beasts for sport. He’s pretty and dangerous, a predatory gleam in his eye enhanced by the bright moon as he regards the one who dares to interrupt his exacting of justice. But he’s rather intrigued by the fearlessness and determination on this man’s face as he points his wand at Newt, ordering him to let the man go and step back.

When Newt doesn’t listen, he shoots a spell that forces him to move and the way the vampire bares his fang and licks the blood off his lips unknowingly imprints on Percival’s mind. The vampire melts into the shadows and Percival tries to secure the premises by himself, sending off a patronus to the rest of his team while he stabilizes a dying person. Suddenly, cold, cold fingers brush against his nape and twist into his hair to pull his head back. Percival bites back a yelp and tenses up, wand ready to blast away the attacker but they grab his hand, too. Another cold touch—a nose, he realizes at the sound of an inhale and small puff of air against his skin—has him shivering and gritting his teeth.

“You smell wonderful,” a smooth, accented voice purrs into his ear, and just as quickly the touch and presence are gone, leave him wary and befuddled until his team arrive.

The criminal dies.

A few days later, Percival is left behind to finish a report for a case. He pauses, looks around. Someone is here when they shouldn’t be. He doesn’t hear the footsteps but sees someone step through the doors to the department. Two someones, actually. One is that vampire he still vividly remembers from some nights ago, and dangling unconsciously from his hand, dragging across the floor is a stranger.

“Hello, Mr. Graves,” the vampire greets, almost friendly.

“This is trespassing,” Percival hisses but his angry face doesn’t match the nervousness inside because it’s never a good sign when a vampire looks for you, finds you.

“I brought you a gift,” Newt continues with a smile like he didn’t hear. “He’s the one you’ve been searching for.” He nods towards the paper in front of the man.

It’s definitely not a good sign when a vampire brings you gifts. Percival’s worries are confirmed when the next words he hears is a request to meet for coffee right after he finishes his work.

Well, it doesn’t hurt that Newt is pretty to look at.

Vampire boyfriends!Gramander

Newt is a teacher at a weekend fledgling school for vampires (what does this entail, don’t ask; probably vampire etiquette and foreign entity relations, how to behave around humans and what to do in emergency situations like going feral from hunger). Percival is school’s librarian (vampires love books and comparing histories).

They met at this school when they were fledglings themselves and are ‘high school sweethearts’. Mr. Scamander takes his breaks in the library where he will flirt with Mr. Graves, and students occasionally catch the usually stern man smiling dopily at the teacher. What professionalism, they aren’t humans, you know.

They live together with nocturnal animals in a vampire neighbourhood (human neighbours complain too much because they can’t sleep), go on dates at blood cafes, drink bloody cocktails using two straws out of a single glass. They have movie nights, watch B-rated horror movies with commentary and swear they can make a better one (spoiler: they never do). They kiss and tear into each other and Percival smears the blood from Newt’s lips across his cheek and stares adoringly as his claws sinks into his lover’s back, scratches up his spine and draws a whine of pleasure.

Two nights a week, they help the local law enforcement through a vampire charity that works with them to apprehend criminals of the supernatural variety. It’s a safe way to sate the inherent desire to hunt and are usually volunteers of the month with how well they work together. After a particularly exciting chase, high on residual adrenaline, they make love viciously and break the bed for the two-hundred eighty-seventh time.

Witch!Newt and familiar!Percival

Local neighbourhood witch!Newt who concocts potions and spells charms and trinkets to sell to the public. He smiles politely, shyly at his customers who bring him food and gifts for his good works apart from paying for his services. He also acts as the local vet because he works not only magic but magic on sick/hurt/frightened animals and they love him so and so do their owners. The neighbours want to set him up with someone, poor thing is always alone at the end of the day. From fellow witches to werewolves to zombies (and on one memorable occasion, a cursed princess), they introduce him and swear these are nice people. But Newt refuses, is fine. Really.

One day all of a sudden, there’s a black cat in Newt’s shop. They laugh and tease, tell Newt that it’s so stereotypical. Newt is good-natured about it because he knows they aren’t being mean, agrees that indeed it is.

The black cat is there everyday. They wonder if it’s a stray that has taken a liking to Newt (wouldn’t be surprised, Newt has a way with animals after all), whether it’ll leave eventually.

What they don’t know, is that it showed up that fateful night as Newt was closing his shop, fatally wounded and cursed. The moment Newt set his eyes upon it, he knew.

His familiar.

For years he was the odd one in his coven, the only one who lacked a familiar even though he reached adulthood. No one came for him like the others. And so he went travelling, moving cities every few years in hopes that he was making himself accessible.

And he picked it up and muttered healing spells, gave it potions with shaking hands and tearful eyes because they couldn’t have met now only to be torn apart by death. Then he fainted from exhaustion after doing all he could and his earnestness, love, their bond as a fated pair saved it.

Percival Graves, with dark hair and golden eyes like his cat-form, introduced himself the next morning and held the witch as he cried, pressing tender kisses into his hair.

So now, Newt smiles a little brighter, a little happier. His shop of miscellaneous magical objects glow with a positive energy and they’re even more effective than before. He follows Percival with his eyes as he roams the shop and acts perfectly as the haughty cat who makes one feel honoured to be given the privilege to pet him. He rubs himself along Newt’s legs and curls around his shoulder.

Under the moonlight through the window in Newt’s apartment above the shop, Percival-as-a-human presses the witch into bed, sucks kisses into Newt’s neck and rocks into him to make him cry out and hold on tight. Just as well, because Newt knows he will never let him go.
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SOMEONE WRITE THE THING. SOMEONE. ANYWHERE. ANYONE.  I WANT QUINLAN VOS TO ADOPT A SKYWALKER.
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thelattergaysaint:

They are going to pass all of their finals

who?

the student reading this ❤️

I mean thanks for the support but idk…
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Customer Service Wolf.
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He resigns in the most spectacular fashion. The pile of papers float behind him as he moves from office to office, sticking paper to the windows. Nobody is quite sure what’s going on but they can’t pull the random papers off the windows. It’s not until Picquery returns from an important meeting that she sees the building from the outside. The windows spell out:
I QUIT.
P. GRAVES.
P.S.FUC

The “K” is half assembled and Picquery rushes in to stop the message being completed. However her office - which should be near Percival’s path of resignation decoration tour - is filled with little fluttering origami animals which have been charmed to sweetly sing in song together. The mice squeak, the frogs croak, the cranes bugle, the cats meow while the dogs bark.
“I quit. I quit.
This is it.
There’s too much paper in the queue,
So fuck you.”
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“That which didn’t kill me better run.”

- Percival Graves while staring Grindelwald in the eyes. (via ladyoftheshrimp)
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Everyone has heard of Casual Fridays. They were almost standard, boring, predictable. And if there was one thing Percival hated, it was being standard, boring, and predictable. He would rather die than have a reputation for being that. So his department had no such thing as a Casual Friday. The end of the week everyone dressed just as work appropriate as any other day of the week. Except Wednesdays. The middle of the week was Percival’s favourite day. Wednesday was Nudist Wednesday.

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Tina: Newt is so sweet.
Percival: Yeah he sure is.
Tina: He wouldn't hurt a fly.
Percival: Yup take it back to his case and care for it.
Tina: He would so pure and-
* Newt walks in covered in blood*
Newt: Hi, I'm going to take a shower some idiot tried to hurt Dougal. If you need me you know where I am.
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