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We specifically bought this mini-van instead of a car because it has three seats in the font but now all we do is argue about who gets to sit in the middle

Our group chat is mostly just Person A serenading the both of us with song lyrics and dirty messages oh my god this fucking dork…oh shit now I’m kinda aroused one of you fuckers meet me for lunch asap

We all tried to spit our toothpaste in the sink at the same time and ended up banging our heads together and communicating in unintelligible noises due to having too much fucking toothpaste in our mouths oh my god will one you just spit first I’m so tired I want to go to bed

Person A always sleeps in the middle because they are the smallest but that also means that sometimes they end up like a whole half of the way down the bed by morning and more than once now we’ve both been terrified we accidentally suffocated them in the night

Person B is literally so fucking ticklish and we tickle-attack them so often that we think they might actually secretly hate us and have plans to leave us

Your parents are super supportive of our relationship which is really nice but every year your mom knits us three matching Christmas sweaters and we have no choice but to wear them and now the entire extended family knows we’re all together and it can get kinda awkward at times but oh well I love you both so much, hey Person A show us your childhood bedroom

I SWEAR I HAVEN’T WORN A PAIR OF MY OWN UNDERWEAR IN OVER A YEAR THERE IS JUST SO MUCH FUCKING UNDERWEAR IN THIS HOUSEHOLD GODDAMN

You and I were innocently making out but then I got aroused and so did you but we knew Person C would be home literally any minute so we just decided to wait for them at which point they walked through the door and took one look at our faces and realized exactly what was going on before sighing at us disappointingly and taking off their shirt

You two are such trouble-makers and I am literally cleaning up after you 24/7 please be adults for like one second and no both of you simultaneously smothering me in neck kisses isn’t going to make me less mad….but carry on anyways
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blackkatmagic:

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@akaluan @funkzpiel @norcumi @dogmatix @deadcatwithaflamethrower @thegaypumpingthroughyourveins @darthrevaan
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wethinkwedream: wethinkwedream: ok universe,

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wethinkwedream:

wethinkwedream:

ok universe, i’m ready to feel good things. make me feel good things.

whenever i post this it works 
reblog if u want to feel good things & the universe will bring u something sweet 
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Coco/Fantastic Beasts and Where To Find Them Fusion

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…oh good GOD(s). 

Why do I have the sudden mental image of Hector!Newt and Imelda!Graves? 

With Newt, a poor young magizoologist brutally murdered while in the field by his supposed-to-be-friend, Mr. Gellert Grindelwald? Graves, who stiffly carries on, despite being led to believe that Newt abandoned him, too enamored of his creatures to give his husband so much as a wistful thought…

Except years later, they meet in the afterlife. Graves discovered that Newt was murdered.

…Graves subsequently hits the roof.
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