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anyway i just thought of a guide!nyx/sentinel!ardyn au so i guess im going to start toying with that idea

OH BLEEP that sounds awesome.

Just. Just. Just sentinel!Ardyn who has suffered from zone-outs and sensory overloads for two thousands years. For whom everything is too loud, too bright, too hot, too cold - and there’s no escape. He turns every apartment, every dwelling place he lives in for a significant amount of time into the closest thing to a ‘safe place’ he can get - sound-canceling drapes, sound-proofing the house, adjustable lights, soft fabrics - but any guide looking into said house would know in a split second that it’s a pauper’s equivalent of a guide, a desperate attempt that will never truly work.

Ardyn, who has long since given up on ever finding a guide - finding his guide. And it’s just one more reason to hate the Astrals, who have condemned him to the Starscourge and who have condemned him to this.

Nyx cannot understand why, the first time he meets the sentinel and knows that this man is his sentinel, the man stares at him in flagrant disbelief.
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*single-handedly destroys a monarchy and conducts several homicides* hewwo pwince noctis
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sparklecryptid:

anyway i just thought of a guide!nyx/sentinel!ardyn au so i guess im going to start toying with that idea

OH BLEEP that sounds awesome.

Just. Just. Just sentinel!Ardyn who has suffered from zone-outs and sensory overloads for two thousands years. For whom everything is too loud, too bright, too hot, too cold - and there’s no escape. He turns every apartment, every dwelling place he lives in for a significant amount of time into the closest thing to a ‘safe place’ he can get - sound-canceling drapes, sound-proofing the house, adjustable lights, soft fabrics - but any guide looking into said house would know in a split second that it’s a pauper’s equivalent of a guide, a desperate attempt that will never truly work.

Ardyn, who has long since given up on ever finding a guide - finding his guide. And it’s just one more reason to hate the Astrals, who have condemned him to the Starscourge and who have condemned him to this.

Nyx cannot understand why, the first time he meets the sentinel and knows that this man is his sentinel, the man stares at him in flagrant disbelief.

Ardyn knows exactly how to set up a sensory deprivation chamber in a bathroom. He also knows how to poison someone to the point of mostly-dead and keep them there for weeks, how to efficiently remove eyeballs, and how to induce hearing loss as quickly as possible.

(He likes to imply it’s a mwahaha evil chancellor thing. Lies. All lies. Ardyn is a spectacular study in why sentinals need guides.)

@hamelin-born @lectorel Nyx takes one look at Ardyn’s apartment and his ‘You live like this?’ moment is almost palpable. Nyx feels like he might be in over his head but this is his sentinel damn it and Nyx will be damned if he doesn’t at least try to make this work.

(Spoiler: it works)

(Bigger spoiler: Ardyn promptly turns into a cat and demands Nyx’s attention all the time for at least the first month.)

@lectorel Nyx doesn’t know what the fuck happened to his sentinel (and what the ever loving fuck, his sentinel is the fucking Chancellor of Nifleheim, what the fuck?!) but he’s willing to bet that it was Not Good. That it was very much not good, and when he stumbles across the makeshift sensory deprivation chamber in the bathroom, the drugs scattered haphazardly in the medicine cabinet, the exact contents of the trash - he starts to realize that he’s underestimated how much Not Good it was.

Nyx is actually infuriated on Ardyn’s behalf. No one should have to live like this - in constant, constant pain and overstimulation. Add in the fact that this is his Sentinel - yes. Well.

Ardyn does not let Nyx out of arms-reach or at least out of sight for at least the first month. His guide. He has a fucking guide, and even though he might not really believe it, the man is making the mess inside his head go away. He’s making the sunlight not be so loud, he’s making it so that Ardyn has actually been able to taste the food that he eats for the first time in centuries instead of burning his tastebuds off because it’s easier that way. Ardyn had plans when he first came to Lucis, but fuck those plans. He has his guide.

…it actually makes me wonder just what the political ramifications of the Chancellor of Nifleheim bonding with a high-ranking member of the Kingsglaive are. I imagine that Ardyn was stopping by in his role as pseudo-ambassador/envoy, ran into Nyx, and they just - spontaneously bonded. It was public. It was very, very public.
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this is the money dog, repost in the next 24 hours and money will come your way!!

ehh what the hell

OH MY GOD SO NO FUCKIN BULLSHIT I SWEAR To GOD. I reblogged this an hour ago and IM NOT Lying My Tax Refund which I did in late march popped into my Bank Account, and it was a Decent sized amount……

WHAT THE FUCK Is THIS MAGIC!??!?!?! Im trying this again IM NOT BSing hahahaha thats actually pretty cool xD

yooooo

yoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

FUCKIN YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

no BULLSHIT I KID YOU NOT! Look what I found while walking Home…..

OH MY GOD

OH MY F*CKIN GOD

THIS POST FUCKIN WORKS?!?!?! THIS IS PAST A COINCIDENCE NO WAY!??! NO FRIGGIN WAY!!! 

Im Going to reblog this every day to test this, its MAGIC ITS FRIGGIN MAGIC 

I need to believe in the heart of the post…

Oh? Well… *reblag*

i reblogged this and now my uncle is giving me 250 to dye my hair nani the fucko

I have nothing to lose

my palm was itchin today not riskin it

I always reblog the money posts cause I can’t afford not too lol

It works. I just got $300 for no reason.

Money dog is my friend

Money dog is the shit

I believe in the money dog😀

I believe in the money 🐶

Bless me pls money pup 🙏🐕

Just woke up 🙌🏿

Pplease😭🙏🏽

I really need the money right. Just got in a car crash and need me a new one 😩

Eh screw it… why not

Fuck it y not

I just got financial aid for the first time in my long ass college career..play around if you wanna

God I’m so fucking broke please let this workkkk

Welp
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allthingslinguistic: I tweeted my way through The Prodigal...

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I tweeted my way through The Prodigal Tongue, Lynne Murphy’s new book about British vs American English. I’ve been a fan of her blog, Separated by a Common Language, for many years now, so it was fun to see it expanded in book form! 

The book is out today and you can get both US and UK editions via the book’s website (as well as do some fun quizzes about how much you know about each!)
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Reblog to have something good happen at 1:42 tomorrow
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But like - in the AU cubed? I think that past!Kisuke would be FASCINATED by past!Erich. Partly due t

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((…. I wrote it and then it exploded and consumed by soul. XD

Kisuke is a bit of a creeper here, whoops. Also he’s obnoxious and annoying and you can absolutely bet that poor Erich is 1000% DYING the entire time and wondering what he did to deserve this fate.))

Kisuke had to marvel at Rerugen’s control. Even now, even /knowing/ that the man was spiritually aware… he couldn’t sense a thing from him. He was neither more nor less of note than any of the /other/ powerless souls all around them; just another ordinary being, going about his daily life, unaware of the spiritual world right beside him.

(It was /baffling/. Even onmitsukido didn’t often ascribe to such stringent suppression. But this man had been doing it /before he even knew Kisuke was there/.)

Kisuke tilted his head and leaned into the man’s personal space again, flashing him a cheerful grin as he did. He brushed a hand against Rerugen’s wrist, feeling the man /shiver/, watching the way the man’s eyes flickered towards him and then away, too quickly for Kisuke to get a read on any emotions held within.

Keep reading
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I wonder if Lucis ever considered kidnapping Jean? I can see several problems with that - 1) Lucis p

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Why am I now picturing Cor being sent to kidnap a teenage Jean and Jean just leading Cor on a merry chase through the Imperial Palace via a game of Warp Tag?

Cor does not get paid enough for this Shit.
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The Emperor!AU, when Ace is still on camera and he says that Regis gets it all, what if he doesn't s

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“WHY DOES THE EMPEROR OF NIFLHEIM THINK THAT REGIS IS NOW IN CHARGE OF THE PLANET?!?” “WHAT IS GOING ON!!!” “AND WHY IS HE ASKING AFTER ONE OF THOSE REFUGEE GLAIVES AND ANOTHER REFUGEE?” the nobility/born citizens of Lucis would really, really like to know.<2>

First of all, that’s just damn great. And second of all, it’s 11pm and i should be sleeping but nooooo, instead you ENABLERS COME INTO MY INBOX and throw cool ideas at me so THAT NOW I HAVE TO WRITE THEM

*shakes fist fondly* I love y’all, but my self-restraint is nonexistent 
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aughtpunk: ludwigplayingthetrombone: i dropped off my resume at this place at 1:15 and got called...

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i dropped off my resume at this place at 1:15 and got called for an interview at 1:45 holy dang

Today I got interviewed, hired, and then given a dollar raise and a better store location because the interviewer “liked my attitude”

REBLOG FOR GOOD JOB GETTING KARMA COME ON GRAB A PIECE
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In the Emperor!AU, Ace probably wakes up from his painkiller-induced haze to find that he has made -

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I imagine the last one went something like:

Ace: “Luna take your brother back to Tenebrae and teach him some manners,” the words aren’t slurred, which is a miracle given the amount of painkillers he’s on, “Ravus is arrogant and cocky and not in an attractive way. So fix that then you can come back. If you want. I don’t care~”

Ravus: *knife emoji*

Ace, tilting his head to the side: “You know if I wasn’t married and you had a better attitude you probably would have had a chance at that gala we met at. But since your attitude sucks and I love my husband so much you didn’t. Have I told you guys about Nyx? Nyx is amazing and handsome and I love him so much-”

Luna: *Dragging her brother out* 

Later, Ace looks at the things he ordered while under the influence of the Good Drugs and wonders why Ardyn let him have control of anything.

Then he realizes he has to fix all the stupid things he ordered. And maybe apologize to Ravus.

(Spoiler: he doesn’t apologize to Ravus.)
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Ardyn would enjoy that immensely. Especially if he was actually announcing Ace’s arrival behind the doors of the Lucian throne room, Regis and co. can make out a faint groan followed by what appears to be muttered cursing.

They’d be more concerned about that but right now dots are being connected and lines are being crossed and they realize that something that makes all of them go ‘oh shit’.

Ace is Regis’ son.

The ‘bastard thing’ Ace mentioned on camera suddenly makes sense. Noctis wonders why his fathers face got so pale and Nyx, Libertus, Crowe, and Selena just go ???

Ace walks in, in robes of white with black lining the edges and Regis takes one look at his eldest who looks as though he’s been living off red bull and coffee for the past two months and, because this is politics still, calls Ace ‘Son’.

The throne room doesn’t erupt in chaos but it’s a close thing.
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WARNING: ANIMAL CRUELTY

Apparently people have been adopting dogs and either killing them themselves or dropping them to a kill shelter (and one even said they were flying them to poor Asian areas to be eaten) under the Twitter hashtag #pitbulldropoff

This is completely cruel and evil and word needs to get around about these demons so everyone knows what these demons are planning to do to dogs once they get ahold of them.

If you know someone or if you yourself is planning to give away a pitty by craigslist soon, DONT and wait for awhile!!!! They act like they’re going to adopt them and act all nice then they get rid of them, don’t be fooled!!

DM me for uncensored names!!!!!!!!

Someone should tell these people I will fucking end them.

What the actual fuck?!? This is outrageous and disgusting!

BOOST THIS even if it doesn’t match your blog theme please

This may not be lbgt related but I couldn’t not reblog it to here. This blog is a platform that gives me a voice and I’m using it. Spread this. please.

The reason these “demons” are killing pitball puppies is because of how many children/babies pitbulls have killed

Every single breed of dog has the potential to kill. Every. Single. One. I have encountered far more violent dalmatians, chowchows, chihuahuas, and others compared to pitbulls. You are disgusting if you think the reported pitbull attacks can justify killing off an entire breed you vile excuse for a human being. 

I am a veterinary science major who has studied many breeds and their behaviors and other traits. You don’t think labs have killed kids? That goldens haven’t? Pitbull attacks are the ones that are showed to media the most, while other instances of breeds attacking is kept on the downlow because of the appearances and stigmas around the breed. The main reasons for pitbull attacks? Their owners. Either they were abused or were not kept inside. Many attacks by dogs are also energetic excited pooches wanting to play but not knowing their strength (it’s how my doberman has left me scratched up).

 I have been attacked by chow mixes, labs, collies, etc, but never a pitbull. I have a pit and she has only ever saved my life MULTIPLE times. You can’t justify the murder of an entire breed.

Killing a breed won’t save kids, responsible dog owners will.

👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏^^^^^^^^

@blightout

Say it louder for the assholes in the back

KILLING A BREED WON’T SAVE KIDS, RESPONSIBLE DOG OWNERS WILL. 

Sorry, with the addition I made via my main blog I had to reblog this again

This is so awful. I want to cry.

Pitbulls are super sweet dogs! You can’t make a claim to a certain breed because of how people think they are. If you raise a dog correctly, they shouldn’t be violent. And any species of dog has the potential to kill.

I own a pit bull (well, terrier) and he’s the sweetest thing known to man. Any dog has the capacity to be violent— that’s why we train them. Dogs are sweet by nature. They’re bred that way. They just get excited and they aren’t really aware of how to keep their big ol’ paws to themselves. They don’t mean to hurt us or other people, but they’re animals just like us, and will respond when provoked.

If you treat a dog violently they’ll be violent, simple as that. It always astounds me that people don’t notice the connection between babies and dogs— just like you have to teach babies not to bite when they’re frustrated, you have to teach dogs not to bite when excited. So treat a dog like you’d treat a baby and teach them.

Anyway, pit bulls aren’t violent. They’re sweet little goofballs who want a belly rub. If you’re going to give your dog up for adoption, send them to no kill organizations, a trusted friend, or well known youtubers who rehabilitate pets. (This is a stretch, I know, but it’s better than handing them off to a stranger.)

Do not give your dog to PETA.

They will kill your dog. They hate pitbulls and euthanize 90% of animals in their care.

That’s all I have to say about the matter. Pitties are sweet little peanut-heads. Wouldn’t hurt a fly.
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It occurs to me that, in the Ardyn's-son!AU, Ardyn would do his level best to NOT LET ACE OUT OF HIS

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I’m assuming you mean Jean but like-

YEAH. Ardyn is going to drag Jean with him everywhere.

Jean: “Dad, I’m over 25 years old. I can take care of myself.”

Ardyn: “Doubtful. Now pack your bags we’re going to Lucis to cause mayhem.”
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I hope you enjoy your weekend, you deserve some nice rest! Here’s a nice list of things to worldbuild about, tell me ALL about these in the Storm King AU:

Ardyn’s fondest memory.

Nyx’s favorite food.

Shenanigans with Cor trying to raise a baby amidst all this chaos.

Oh shit, Luna’s here.

Oh shit, Noctis is with her.
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In the sentinel!au, imagine Nyx's debriefing after he spontaneously bonds with Ardyn! And just - ima

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Ardyn:….You came back.

Nyx: Of course I did? It took longer than usual to get everything settled but-

Ardyn: *wraps himself around Nyx like a goddamn octopus* You came back.

Nyx: Oh.

And that’s Nyx’s first clue on how fucked up Ardyn is.
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Hey everyone, I’m in a really bad state. I’m a mentally ill trans woman and I’m really struggling. I’m trying to find work everywhere I can think to drop a resume, but I’ve been unable to find a job since August, and I can’t rely on sex work anymore thanks to SESTA/FOSTA (as well as some trauma I encountered on the job 😢) Yesterday I got a rejection email from a job I had been told I was at the TOP of the list for, and I’m having a really hard time keeping my hope alive. If you’re able to help, even if it’s only a dollar or two, I would really appreciate it. My PayPal link is https://paypal.me/annarosette and it would mean the world to me if you could help me through this dark time. Thank you so much!
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