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notavodkashot:

fractalvisionz:

naule:

this is the exact opposite of a problem

Oh my gosh

@theperidotshade!

Prompto and his host of murderous Galahdian bunnies.

@notavodkashot

So you’re saying that Galahdian bunnies are -
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corvidprompts:

“If there’s anything that my parent taught me,” the hero says, grimly. “It’s how to die with honor.”

@charlottedabookworm

“If there’s anything that my parent taught me,”, Nyx says, grimly, “It’s that you should always, ALWAYS carry at least three knives. One, and you have to close to hand to hand. Two, and you have the option of throwing. Three, and you have a tool as well.“

(paraphrased from Vathara.)
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corvidprompts:

“Anyone can be seduced, Y. I could seduce you, if I wanted. It wouldn’t be hard,” X says, dismissively.

“I think you overestimate yourself,” Y says. X gives xir a look, and sighs, leaning forward.

“Okay, listen. You’re lonely, insecure, desperate for approval, and have no emotional support. Literally all I would have to do is make sure to consistently be there for you, compliment you as often as I could get away with while still sounding sincere, slowly escalate how much I touched you, start sprinkling in romantic and sexual compliments, and eventually bring it to a head by telling you I loved you. Even if you didn’t like me that way, you’d probably still sleep with me out of sheer desperation to keep me around, and I’m attractive enough you’d convince yourself you felt good about it.”

Y gapes wordlessly as X props zir head on zir hand.

“Now, I’m not going to do that, because I have a functioning moral compass and that’s some abusive, fucked-up shit, but maybe think twice before blaming the victim, next time.”
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yoonginfj:

And… he’s wonderful

@charlottedabookworm

Don’t really think this fits either of them, but it’s a great quote, isn’t it?
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just-hilson-things:

And I’ll do what I always do. I’ll run, and I’ll run. /// {x}

@charlottedabookworm

Apparently this is a Doctor Who quote?
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Nyx groaned, a little sheepish. Beside him, the big man that he’d kicked across most of Insomnia groaned, swatting at his side for having moved from being a pillow.

“In my defence.” Nyx said, slurring a little. “It don’ take a whole lot ta piss off Bahamut. Gota stick upis ass.” And that got him an agreeing rumble from the head on his chest that he’d been petting.

“That doesn’t make it better.” the man on the other end of the phone sighed. “Give me an hour, and you fucking OWE me, Nyx.” And Libertus hung up. Because Libertus was the best.

Beside him, the tall man grumbled and prodded the cell phone that the Guards hadn’t taken away from them, because it had been in the Armiger.

“Gotta call the boss.” he grumbled. “He won’t believe that you actually beat me in a fight.” Cor said. “Even if I am still drunk.”
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@charlottedabookworm

Ardyn and Nyx know this for a fact.
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fandomsandbroadway:

fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck 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Nyx groaned, a little sheepish. Beside him, the big man that he’d kicked across most of Insomnia groaned, swatting at his side for having moved from being a pillow.

“In my defence.” Nyx said, slurring a little. “It don’ take a whole lot ta piss off Bahamut. Gota stick upis ass.” And that got him an agreeing rumble from the head on his chest that he’d been petting.

“That doesn’t make it better.” the man on the other end of the phone sighed. “Give me an hour, and you fucking OWE me, Nyx.” And Libertus hung up. Because Libertus was the best.

Beside him, the tall man grumbled and prodded the cell phone that the Guards hadn’t taken away from them, because it had been in the Armiger.

“Gotta call the boss.” he grumbled. “He won’t believe that you actually beat me in a fight.” Cor said. “Even if I am still drunk.”
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@charlottedabookworm

This seems like suck a Nyx and/or Ardyn quote.
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sophieturner:

She died, Doctor. Clara died billions of years ago. You killed her. No. You let it happen.

@charlottedabookworm

This is Nyx. Nyx, who is just so tired of it all. But Nyx - who has learned to love, and let go.
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jaimelannistre:

People like us, we go on too long. We forget what matters. We need the mayflies. See, the mayflies, they know more than we do. They know how beautiful and precious life is because it’s fleeting. Look how Sam Swift made every last moment count, right to the gallows. Look how glad he is to be alive. I looked into your eyes and I saw my worst fears. Weariness. Emptiness.

doctor who » series 9 » The Woman Who Lived

@charlottedabookworm
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redpandanormalpanda:

The amazing life of Ashildr, the Woman Who Lived.

@charlottedabookworm

This is what immortality is. Nyx and Ardyn are so, so tired.
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Nyx groaned, a little sheepish. Beside him, the big man that he’d kicked across most of Insomnia groaned, swatting at his side for having moved from being a pillow.

“In my defence.” Nyx said, slurring a little. “It don’ take a whole lot ta piss off Bahamut. Gota stick upis ass.” And that got him an agreeing rumble from the head on his chest that he’d been petting.

“That doesn’t make it better.” the man on the other end of the phone sighed. “Give me an hour, and you fucking OWE me, Nyx.” And Libertus hung up. Because Libertus was the best.

Beside him, the tall man grumbled and prodded the cell phone that the Guards hadn’t taken away from them, because it had been in the Armiger.

“Gotta call the boss.” he grumbled. “He won’t believe that you actually beat me in a fight.” Cor said. “Even if I am still drunk.”
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akaluan:

ptsdven replied to your post: AFTER EXAMINING THE MANGA… I have come to the…

IM STEALING HIM. MINE NOW.

Frankly he needs to be stolen, so have at XD

OH FUCK. *glares at @akaluan* YOU DID IT AGAIN. YOU STIRRED THE BUNNIES INTO A RAMPAGE AGAIN! WHY WOULD YOU DOTHAT?! *sobs quietly in the background*.

I give up. On your head be it.

WHAT IF time-traveling universe-hopping Kaito comes across his child!self during the worst years of his lifeand takes steps. To introduce him to Kisuke, the man whom he regards as his real father by now.

Kisuke: *stares*.

Uryuu: *is cute and helpless and despairing and trying to be strong*.

Kisuke: This is kidnapping, you know.

Kaito: Do you really care?

Kisuke: No, not really.

Kaito: Ryuuken doesn’t either. Care, I mean. About him.

Kisuke: *watches as Uryuu tries - and succeeds - in accidentally setting something on fire.* I don’t see why. He’s a delightful child.

Kaito: Who is also on Mayuri’s ‘acquire for experimental purposes list*.

Kisuke: Welcome home, Uryuu-kun!
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ameaoi:

witchella:

doktorgirlfriend:

“Why does Tumblr romanticize Hades so much?”

Idk Clarice, maybe we’re just tired, and life is uncertain, and we like the idea of a stable husband with a steady job and a big dog and his own place away from all the loud, shapeshifting-kink party gods.

Hades also shapeshifts but only upon request.

that upon request is the important part
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bunjywunjy:

polyglotplatypus:

TURN THE SOUND ON TURN THE SOUND ON TURN THE SOUND ON

@notavodkashot
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penfairy:

no offence but angels with their 6 wings, blazing halos, multitudes of eyes, 4 faces + booming voices are 100 times more terrifying than any demon I’ve ever seen a description of. oh it’s a dude with horns. that’s chill. come back when you’re an eternal arcane wheel of fire and maybe i’ll be afraid of you.

to be quite fair, it gets a little tricky to tempt someone to commit acts of evil when you just so happen to be an incomprehensible non-euclidean catherine wheel made out of fire and eyes
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myloish:

“He never raised his voice. That was the worst thing… the fury of the Time Lord. And then we discovered why. Why this Doctor, who had fought with gods and demons, why he had run away from us and hidden.

He was being kind.

He wrapped my father in unbreakable chains forged in the heart of a dwarf star.He tricked my mother into the event horizon of a collapsing galaxy, to be imprisoned there… forever.

He still visits my sister, once a year, every year. I wonder if one day he might forgive her… but there she is. Can you see? He trapped her inside a mirror. Every mirror.If ever you look at your reflection and see something move behind you just for a second, that’s her. That’s always her.

As for me, I was suspended in time and the Doctor put me to work standing over the fields of England as their protector.

We wanted to live forever. So the Doctor made sure we did.”

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@charlottedabookworm

Why do I imagine Nyx pulling this on someone who can’t believe that a glaive - let alone a Galahdian one - could ever be a doctor?
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prokopetz:

I love these memes about immortal characters getting grumpy over how wrong the history books are, because they’re presuming that the immortal in question:

a. was consistently in the right place the right time to have an inside perspective on what was going on;

b. was actually paying attention;

c. understood what they were looking at; and

d. remembers the details after decades or centuries.

I can’t help but imagine that if I was immortal, reading the history books would be less “wrong, wrong, wrong” and more “oh, so that’s what that was all about”.

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moami:

Let’s be honest - the real potential of immortality having the time to read every single book you’re curious about, watch all the movies you’ve ever wanted to see and discover music you never even knew existed.

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prokopetz:

If you think about it, most immortals would actually be no use at all when it comes to correcting the history books. For every one who can recall in exhaustive detail where they were and what they were doing three hundred years ago, there’s going to be a dozen who are all: “The French Revolution? Man, I don’t remember what I had for breakfast this morning.”

(Or worse, everything they remember is going to be goofy trivia - like, they can’t tell you anything about politics or religion because they honestly weren’t paying that much attention, but they can rattle off a whole encyclopedia of three-century-old euphemisms for the word “penis”.)

@charlottedabookworm
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willow-wanderings:

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dailytweets:

Fuck you I’ll reblog it cuz it’s an elephant strawberry I need no other reason

I saw Immunity Dog once. I’m safe. But elephant strawberry!
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magnificent-winged-beast:

Angels of nature.

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lez-be-honest-together:

hol-hot-wholesome:

You have been blessed by the Forest Gods. You will now have good luck for the next 6 months, simply by seeing this post. You are also protected from Slender Man, Bloody Mary and Jeff the Killer. You DO NOT NEED to reblog this post, you are already Protected. This being said, do not feel discouraged, you are free to reblog this if you wish.

In short, we present IMMUNITY STAGS.

I actually fucking appreciate this so much over the reblog or bullshit
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leseanthomas:

Olympic Apology competition. I must train.

when you get a call out and feel compelled to apologise but in a snarky way
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