Ooooh, what about a Reveal!AU where Regis and Noctis /feel/ it when Ardyn binds Ace to the land? The

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Ohhh!! I like it!

Noctis would be around, fourteen when Ardyn binds Ace to the land, so I can just see him bursting into his father’s office like ‘DAD WHAT WAS THAT?’ because Noctis felt something in the land’s energy shift. He felt it shift and change and accept something else and he doesn’t know what happened but it kinda freaked him out.

Meanwhile, Regis felt the same thing and he froze, froze as the land seem to sing to him, seemed to sing that this was right, that one of theirs was coming home and claiming a birthright.

Regis doesn’t have any solid answers for Noctis. All he can tell Noctis is that it’s likely there is another Lucis Caelum out there that bound themselves to the land the way Noctis and Regis are.

Ace, meanwhile, is wandering into Somnus’ tomb and completing his armiger. 

Regis probably demands an investigation of any odd occurrences that could be magic related. He wants to find this unknown Lucis Caelum.
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igura: it would be sweet if cor kept gilgamesh company from time...

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igura:

it would be sweet if cor kept gilgamesh company from time to time

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Via the Gilgamesh Reveal and the Corling AU - I think that being drunk, or at the very least, pleasantly sloshed, it about the only way that Cor can non-violently interact with the Blademaster.
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#ourgeneration horror stories

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daxwashere:

juuls:

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campercas:

kayteaem-fic:

They find a book written in Latin… one guy doesn’t take Latin and doesn’t want to mess up the pronunciation. The girl is studying Mandarin. Another guy recommends sticking it into Google Translate but that’s likely to land them with gibberish. They leave it alone.

The car won’t start. They call an Uber.

The vampire captures the girl and insists that she wears the gown to dinner. The gown is actually hella cute. Only problem is it’s not in her size. Oh, it only comes in 2’s and 4’s? Sorry, vamp, you want me in that dress you contact the goddamn company and tell them to get their shit together.

“How did you possibly know that? It saved our lives!” “I’ve got two degrees and I spend way too much time on Wikipedia.”

They encounter a spirit that gains power the more people believe in it. One girl makes a vine and uploads with, “fakest ghost ever!!! Right??” Twenty minutes later the spirit is destroyed.

The circus is in town tonight. Except she’s lived her whole life here and the circus has never come before… it’s also in a pretty sketchy part of town, not somewhere you’d want to walk alone at night. She goes to a movie instead.

“You’d need an ARMY to fight this evil!” “Okay. I’ve got 20,000 followers, lets see how many can make it.”

The Evil Whispery Voice of Doom tells the jock that it’s going to kill his pretty blonde girlfriend. The jock gets offended because, excuse me, Cindy and I are just friends. However, Marty over there is my boyfriend and I’m not saying you should kill him, just stop making assumptions yeah?

“This spirit tried to convince me it was Jerry when it texted but its texting style is COMPLETELY DIFFERENT so yeah that didn’t work.”

We could have easily gotten lost and ended up at some creepy cabin in the woods, but luckily we all had functioning GPSs. Beach party, we’ve arrived!

“We have to find a way to destroy it! We—what are you doing?” “Looking up ‘exorcising demons’ on Google. Oh look, first hit.”

The child she bares will be the devil’s spawn. Good thing she doesn’t want kids. Or if she changes her mind she can always adopt.

“How can we possibly outwit this serial killer…” “… There’s gotta be an app for that. Lemme look.”

Only the virgin will survive… Turns out they’re all virgins. One is asexual. One wants to wait until marriage. Two just haven’t found the right person yet. One is meh about sex. So we all survive, yeah?

The girl does not fall. She was on varsity track.

“Quick! We need someplace to hide the artifact. And then decoys to confuse the beast! What have we got?” “… I’ve got a hundred plastic bags stuffed into another plastic bag.” “PERFECT.” 

i would pay to read a book of a collection of modern horror stories

They’re trapped in a haunted cabin one of them inherited from a Weird UncleTM. Mysterious figures, things going flying, screams and drumbeats and chanting, blood pouring down the walls, the whole bit. They pull out the Ouija Board.

“BRO, WHAT IS YOUR DEAL?”

S…A…C…R…E…D…L…A…N…D

“Oh.”

“Oh geez. Oh no. This is Native American land. Oh goodness I am SO sorry.”

“Um so, like I inherited this property and a couple acres, can I like…donate it?”

W…H…A…T

“Yeah man like, what tribe are you? I don’t want to live here, this cabin is grody and Uncle Tim was a fuckin’ weirdo. It’s your guys’ land, just like, what tribe?”

C..H…U…M…A…S…H

“Cool. Uh, I guess we’ll…call them…in the morning?”

T…H…A…N…K…Y…O…U
GOODBYE

“Oh. Well fuck, like, that was easy.”

I was all set to dislike this when I saw the title, thinking it was gonna be another bashing of my generation post… then boom! Talk about saving the day!

I need all of this…
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