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God imagining Trevor rescuing Lisa from the mob is so fucking funny like he saves this poor woman from being burned at the stake as a witch and she’s like “thank you so much! let me introduce you to my husband! he’ll be so grateful you helped me!” and not only is this guy a fucking vampire, the creatures the Belmonts been hunting for hundreds of years, but he’s fucking Vlad Dracula Tepes, King of the Night, Prince of Darkness
The awkward standoff would be absolutely legendary I’m crying with laughter just thinking about it
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…suddenly, all I can think of is Dracula involuntarily comparing Trevor to his distant ancestor, Leon Belmont - who, if we’re stretching it a bit, Dracula was friends with, once upon a time.
Dracula, thinking: There’s not that much of a resemblance.
Trevor Belmont: “…what the FUCK?!”
Dracula, again: Oh. There it is.
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