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Mar. 8th, 2019
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penny-anna:
Gandalf: Pippin.
Pippin: yes?
Gandalf: have you been telling people I’m your father
Pippin: what!
Pippin: that’s ridiculous. Why would I tell people that. What an absurd and obviously untrue thing for me to say. haha.
Pippin: out of interest, who told you
Gandalf: why did you do this
Pippin: well, as I just said, I did not. BUT, if I had done what you are accusing me of doing, I imagine I would have done it because it was, very funny
Gandalf: ….
Pippin: …
Gandalf: it IS quite funny
Pippin: it is
Gandalf: they were so confused
Pippin: so hilariously confused
Gandalf: ……….
Gandalf: alright now how are we playing this? am I married to your mother? I don’t know if that would be believable
Pippin: I don’t see any reason I can’t have two fathers
Gandalf: genius
@elenothar
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penny-anna:
Gandalf: Pippin.
Pippin: yes?
Gandalf: have you been telling people I’m your father
Pippin: what!
Pippin: that’s ridiculous. Why would I tell people that. What an absurd and obviously untrue thing for me to say. haha.
Pippin: out of interest, who told you
Gandalf: why did you do this
Pippin: well, as I just said, I did not. BUT, if I had done what you are accusing me of doing, I imagine I would have done it because it was, very funny
Gandalf: ….
Pippin: …
Gandalf: it IS quite funny
Pippin: it is
Gandalf: they were so confused
Pippin: so hilariously confused
Gandalf: ……….
Gandalf: alright now how are we playing this? am I married to your mother? I don’t know if that would be believable
Pippin: I don’t see any reason I can’t have two fathers
Gandalf: genius
@elenothar
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barduils:
necromancy 101 professor: those of you who are here because you want to reanimate freud just to kill him again please put your hands up so i can- *the entire class raises their hands*
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barduils:
necromancy 101 professor: those of you who are here because you want to reanimate freud just to kill him again please put your hands up so i can- *the entire class raises their hands*
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neithy:
Inktober Challenge 2018
Day 10 : Amphitrite
Day 11 : Pandora
Day 12 : The Sirens
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neithy:
Inktober Challenge 2018
Day 10 : Amphitrite
Day 11 : Pandora
Day 12 : The Sirens
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diamondhubstuff:
impolitecanadian:
do you ever see your sibling and just have this overwhelming urge to smack them for no reason? like my brother will walk into the room and i’m like “oh man i guess i have to end you”
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diamondhubstuff:
impolitecanadian:
do you ever see your sibling and just have this overwhelming urge to smack them for no reason? like my brother will walk into the room and i’m like “oh man i guess i have to end you”
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starlady38: audio: Dessa,
Mar. 8th, 2019 05:22 amvia https://ift.tt/2J18A1a
starlady38:
audio: Dessa, “Congratulations”
summary: Congratulations, you have invented a new kind of stupid.
Premiered at @con-txt 2018.
AO3 page with download
@lectorel
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starlady38:
audio: Dessa, “Congratulations”
summary: Congratulations, you have invented a new kind of stupid.
Premiered at @con-txt 2018.
AO3 page with download
@lectorel
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freddies-yellow-jacket:
one-hysterical-queen:
I honestly don’t know where is this from, but it’s adorable
The way he closes his eyes as if he’s picturing Freddie’s face makes me cry
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freddies-yellow-jacket:
one-hysterical-queen:
I honestly don’t know where is this from, but it’s adorable
The way he closes his eyes as if he’s picturing Freddie’s face makes me cry
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Flower Meanings
Mar. 8th, 2019 06:17 pmvia https://ift.tt/2VFoboK
I was inspired by the infamous ‘Fuck You’ Bouquet post to assemble said bouquet’s counterpart, the ‘Fuck Me’ bouquet, as hastily constructed by an amateur with no experience in flower arrangements using an online dictionary.
So, for a Fuck-Me Bouquet - Forsynthia, for ‘Anticipation’, Spider Flower, 'Elope With Me’, Nasturtim, for 'Conquest, Victory in Battle’, Red Poppies, for 'Pleasure’ and, as suggested by @distressedherbalist, Chamomile, for ‘Energy In Action’.
Basically, 'I’m anticipating you and me getting out of here so you can tackle me and enthusiastically fuck me cross-eyed.’
Imagine wearing that to a Terrible Formal Occasion.
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I was inspired by the infamous ‘Fuck You’ Bouquet post to assemble said bouquet’s counterpart, the ‘Fuck Me’ bouquet, as hastily constructed by an amateur with no experience in flower arrangements using an online dictionary.
So, for a Fuck-Me Bouquet - Forsynthia, for ‘Anticipation’, Spider Flower, 'Elope With Me’, Nasturtim, for 'Conquest, Victory in Battle’, Red Poppies, for 'Pleasure’ and, as suggested by @distressedherbalist, Chamomile, for ‘Energy In Action’.
Basically, 'I’m anticipating you and me getting out of here so you can tackle me and enthusiastically fuck me cross-eyed.’
Imagine wearing that to a Terrible Formal Occasion.
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mutternott:
#i have no idea what’s happening in blindspot but i’d die for ashley johnson (via @calebwidogasts)
@charlottedabookworm Is this Styx?
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mutternott:
#i have no idea what’s happening in blindspot but i’d die for ashley johnson (via @calebwidogasts)
@charlottedabookworm Is this Styx?
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