nestofstraightlines:My name is VimesAnd wen its nite,and wen I tuckyung Sam up titeI moov the urthto

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nestofstraightlines:

My name is Vimes
And wen its nite,
and wen I tuck
yung Sam up tite
I moov the urth
to keyp my vow.
I rede the buk.

Where Is My Cow?
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"“It’s daft, locking us up,“

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“

“It’s daft, locking us up,“ said Nanny. "I’d have had us killed.”

“That’s because you’re basically good,” said Magrat. “The good are innocent and create justice. The bad are guilty, which is why they invent mercy.”

”

- Terry Pratchett, Witches Abraid
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"“It’s daft, locking us up,“

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“

“It’s daft, locking us up,“ said Nanny. “I’d have had us killed.”

“That’s because you’re basically good,” said Magrat. “The good are innocent and create justice. The bad are guilty, which is why they invent mercy.”

”

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Terry Pratchett, Witches Abraid (via hamelin-born)

poplitealqueen

Cor and Ardyn. Only - which is which, and who is who? Because Ardyn was once a good man. Such a good man.
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wolfinlionskingdom:“I don’t care if you

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wolfinlionskingdom:

“I don’t care if you think I’m a Saint or a fool or the Darkling’s whore. If you want to remain at the Little Palace, you will follow me. And if you don’t like it, you will be gone by tonight, or I will have you in chains. I am a soldier. I am the Sun Summoner. And I’m the only chance you have.”

Leigh Bardugo, Siege and Storm
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"If you have to look along the shaft of an arrow from the wrong end, if a man has you entirely at hi

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“If you have to look along the shaft of an arrow from the wrong end, if a man has you entirely at his mercy, then hope like hell that man is an evil man. Because the evil like power, power over people, and they want to see you in fear. They want you to know you’re going to die. So they’ll talk. They’ll gloat.
They’ll watch you squirm. They’ll put off the moment of murder like another man will put off a good cigar.
So hope like hell your captor is an evil man. A good man will kill you with hardly a word.”

- Terry Pratchett, Men at Arms (via awesome-books-you-must-read)
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browsedankmemes: We’ll always be thankful for

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browsedankmemes:

We’ll always be thankful for the soldiers who fought their way thru the beaches via /r/wholesomememes http://bit.ly/2Z65WKE
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chanelpirate: I love how tumblr has been collectively losing its shit over good omens for the past..

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chanelpirate:

I love how tumblr has been collectively losing its shit over good omens for the past week, it’s the great unifier, i have no idea what fandom I followed you for, you have no idea what fandom you followed me for, we’re all just reblogging the same few gifs of doctor who giving frost/nixon a bag of books, in this essay I will
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