Witcher thoughts

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theotherguysride:

banrionceallach:

Imagine being Stregobor tho.

This witcher disrespected you and you taught him a lesson by destroying his reputation, saddling him with the title of butcher of blaviken for the rest of his life, ensuring that people will always look at him with disgust, hatred and fear.

And then some fucking bard from nowhere writes an absolute banger about him and you suddenly can’t go fucking anywhere without hearing ‘ohhh valley o’ plentyyy!’ somewhere in the background.

The witcher is now a legend, a sodding folk hero.

Just imagine

the pure

incoherent

fury.

Quite frankly the old goat deserves it. Stregobor is quite possibly the one character in the whole series I would happily set fire to.
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vampireapologist: vampireapologist: having now worked directly with wild seals I need you all to...

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vampireapologist:

vampireapologist:

having now worked directly with wild seals I need you all to know they are some of the most bastardous creatures in the entire animal kingdom. we’ve all been so wrong. they look cute and fat but they are so fast and they have SO many teeth and they know how to scream and they aren’t afraid to do it

don’t get me wrong I love them deeply. They’re amazing animals. But we’ve been calling them stuff like “sea puppers” when in fact they’re more like if a cat weighed 300 kilos and had the intelligence of a toddler & the morals of a seagull

elenothar
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mycandlesandcacti: curvestrology: jlegaspi178: ke-ray92:

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mycandlesandcacti:

curvestrology:

jlegaspi178:

ke-ray92:

Before January ends, I’m going to magically and extremely be blessed by the universe.

not gonna risk scrolling past this

⭐️

Absolutely 👏
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