quiteliterallyhotsauce: “congratulations

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quiteliterallyhotsauce:

“congratulations you’re hired!” 

“congratulations you’re approved!” 

“congratulations you’re accepted!” 

“congratulations you’re promoted!” 

Will be your 2020✨✨✨
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lunarizer: i’m sorry but can can we get $33?

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lunarizer:

i’m sorry but can can we get $33? my mom still needs a place to recover for at least one more day (and the motel is $33 a night). i’m still sick myself but most importantly my mom’s still recovering from the thing she had to be rushed to urgent care for (feel free to ask if you want to know but i don’t want to go into details here). the meds she’s taking are starting to help but she’s also worried she might be allergic to them and honestly this would be easier to deal with while staying in an actual place and not being stuck in a cramped car (we are homeless at the moment). we also need like $10 for gas but thats not a priority at the moment. even a dollar would help and if you can’t/don’t want to donate, reblogging helps a lot too. thank you so much for reading <3 

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venmo
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vanillatwilightwallflower:Does anyone else ever feel

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vanillatwilightwallflower:

Does anyone else ever feel like they’ve lost literally all motivation and all you want to do is curl up in a ball in bed and eat junk and watch films and avoid all other responsibilities for like 37 years or so
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octoberspirit:I always figured it was artistic license, suspension of disbelief, and metaphorical...

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octoberspirit:

I always figured it was artistic license, suspension of disbelief, and metaphorical shit, okay??

mens-rights-activia:

This is so wild to me, what the fuck do those people think “the voice in your head” is? It’s literally the voice in your head? What y’all got? The charades in your head?????

mens-rights-activia:

This is earth shattering, I can’t believe there are people, who don’t think in sentences??? What the fuck is an abstract non-verbal thot? Y’all hoes think in Pictionary???? What the fuck
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