macy-induced-brainfart: quiteliterallyhotsauce: That cop was...

via https://ift.tt/3etpGjX

macy-induced-brainfart:

quiteliterallyhotsauce:

That cop was not wearing a mask and didn’t let the doctor refit his own mask before violating his space etc.

Can we also take note of what Dr. Henderson here is saying about our homeless populations?

Governments have aid for the homeless quite low on their list of priorities right now (as always). It’s not until they realise that helping these individuals will ultimately help us all and although that’s a concerning motive for a person to show another human minimal respect, it’s popular one and it is a footing for positive future change in how all society’s acknowledge, treat and care for the homeless worldwide!

But also Fuck The Police.
(Your picture was not posted)

emily84: shittymoviedetails: The curious case of Benjamin...

via https://ift.tt/3crKV3P

emily84:

shittymoviedetails:

The curious case of Benjamin Button (2008)

this makes it look like Yoda harvested George Lucas’ youth in order to rejuvenate
(Your picture was not posted)

Photo

via https://ift.tt/2Kd5F38
(Your picture was not posted)

Tumblr might have eaten my last ask, but when Lucina showed up in Insomnia did she have a baby Ulric

via https://ift.tt/3esQktv

If this is a resend of your last ask, then yes I think Tumblr ate it. Sorry about that.

I didn’t think of that actually but you know what?

I’ll see your single baby Ulric and raise you five baby Ulrics (actually just out of toddlerhood but still bby), an Ulric preteen, and two long-suffering Ostium kiddos trying to Braincell them all. >:D

Nyx is a Joy™. He isn’t the Last anymore! He has kids!

Then he is a Horror™ because oh no he has kids and no Clan to babysit them while he’s at his job.

Thankfully, the Ostiums descend upon the teeny Ulric Clan and are like- between several thousand of us we should be able to manage a few baby Ulrics, go do your job and don’t worry about it.
(Your picture was not posted)

Fort Briggs memes

via https://ift.tt/2yn25AY

jaffacountingtribblesinthetardis:

karnessah:

lingthing:

“Oh, I dunno, BEARS?”

[holds up an inanimate object] “Is THIS a Drachman spy?”

[talking about Olivier] “That’s why her hair is so big, it’s…full of secrets”

“what the fuck is a summer”

“Ahh, I’m so thirsty!” [tilts cup to take a sip. several ice cubes spill out]

[a very tiny animal/insect appears] “GET THE TANK”

“Let’s ask Major Miles!” [soldiers turn to a pineapple with glasses on it]

“statistics show that on average, every briggs soldier owns at least 2 ugly shirts. neil, who owns approximately 12,047 ugly shirts, is an outlier and should not have been counted”

[picture of soldiers doing something really stupid, like planking or hanging upside down from the ceiling] “this is the briggs way”

snow/ice puns EVERYWHERE

Okay but listen:

Major Miles delivers his Patented Death Glare™ and confiscates the pineapple without a word.

The next day somebody is called into his office and Major Miles has the pineapple–still wearing sunglasses–on his desk.

The pineapple sits at Major Miles’s spot whenever there’s a meeting he doesn’t want to go to. Major Miles is recorded as present but abstaining.

General Armstrong seems not to notice a difference and talks to the pineapple in exactly the same way she would talk to Miles. Her soldiers love this.

Mustang comes up to Fort Briggs to visit and is told that Major Miles will show him around: he is handed a pineapple.

At one point the pineapple is dropped and splits. It is rushed to the infirmary and the entire fort is plunged into mourning when news spreads that the major didn’t make it. The remains are buried with proper ceremony and heart-felt speeches about how the major would want them to carry on. Everyone pretends they can neither see nor hear Major Miles, although they seem to sense that, in some mysterious way, his spirit is still with them.

Major Miles is able to avoid his least favorite duties for about a week on the grounds that he’s dead.

When a soldier brings up a new pineapple from the town the major’s triumphant return is greeted with jubilation. Some weep. Rumors of the methods of his miraculous escape abound.

A Drachman spy is captured and interrogation is given to the major. The terrified man is left sitting in front of a sunglasses-wearing pineapple for hours. Occasionally a soldier will enter and quickly leave again, apologizing to Major Miles for not realizing he was still interrogating the suspect. (The spy turns out to be an innocent local salesman who is let off with a stern warning. He spreads the word that Fort Briggs soldiers are Actually Crazy.)
(Your picture was not posted)

ayellowbirds:A tigress at an animal rescue center in Germany has...

via https://ift.tt/2VCz24h

ayellowbirds:

A tigress at an animal rescue center in Germany has been fitted with a gold dental implant after cracking a tooth on one of her toys. You will never be as cool as this tiger, and that is okay, because you are a mere mortal shell made of meat and fear, and she is a tiger with a gold fang.
(Your picture was not posted)

parks-and-rex: steampunktendencies: Giant animatronic dinosaur...

via https://ift.tt/2xvCW7h

parks-and-rex:

steampunktendencies:

Giant animatronic dinosaur outside bbc hq! Wow!
Credits: BBC

No.
(Your picture was not posted)

theartofanimation: Galen Dara -

via https://ift.tt/2Kihwx7

theartofanimation:

Galen Dara  -  https://galendara.tumblr.com  -  https://twitter.com/galendara  -  https://www.instagram.com/galendara  -  https://www.facebook.com/galendara

angelrider13
(Your picture was not posted)

rainaramsay: quasi-normalcy: sumersprkl: quasi-normalcy: Of course, the real way to tell whether...

via https://ift.tt/2RKoPBK

rainaramsay:

quasi-normalcy:

sumersprkl:

quasi-normalcy:

Of course, the real way to tell whether you’re in a Hard SF novel is if people keep providing you with unsolicited explanations of basic physics and everyday technology which you should, by rights, already know.

So every single woman is in a Hard SF novel is what you’re telling me

…You know, it’s occurred to me that this would actually be a very good way to do exposition in hard SF novels without needing anyone to break character.

#‘but of course teleportation technology based on quantum displacement is common now–’#‘I KNOW’#’–ever since they replaced the old SK-400s with the newly-discovered Mega Dilithium cores–“#‘I FUCKING KNOW THIS ALREADY MARK’
(Your picture was not posted)