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rakashavia http://ift.tt/2khh8nz:
aethelar:
hargreaves1999:
into-the-newtcase:
I was reading one of the Fantastic Beasts tie-in books and came across this!
NEWT IS KHALEESI CONFIRMED.
“…everyone but Newt.”
OMG, Newt Scamander, Mother of Dragons. Or their hatchling however you want to look at it. My headcanon is confirmed. This is a good day!
@aethelar
!!!!! yes
The dragons have adopted Newt. It’s causing issues. They barbeque anyone who even looks at him now and they’ve started bringing him half dead cows to teach him to hunt. One of them tried to push him off a mountain because it thought that would help Newt learn to fly. Four of them then caught Newt when it did not help him learn to fly and the one that pushed him delivered a yeti liver as an apology. A new dragon has hatched and has decided that Newt is the most amazing Big Brother Ever and it keeps trying to walk on two legs like he does. The dragons have taught Newt their language. Calls have gone out through the worldwide dragon network: one of our kids is stuck in a small and squishy bipedal form, what do? The answers trickle in and Newt is stuffed in various ancient armours hoarded from the age of knights and questing. Legends resurface from the far east about koi fish who could become dragons; the Ironbellies remember their own legends of serpents that could do the same. One particularly brave dragon volunteers to take Newt with her to find the Dragon Gate waterfall and see if leaping up it will work as well for Newts as it does for the koi. Grandma dragon calls this ridiculous nonsense and maintains that Newt is clearly stunting his growth by not eating. She steals him in the middle of the night and teaches him how to catch mountain goats with flame throwers.
Somewhere, there’s a war going on, but no one really cares about that anymore.
Oh my goodness, just imagine Newt introducing Graves to his Dragon Family, and Dragon Family overreacting when they discover that Newt has taken a mate, our precious baby hatchling is all grown up, wait, does this mean that we’re going to be grandparents? GRANDBABIES!
aethelar:
hargreaves1999:
into-the-newtcase:
I was reading one of the Fantastic Beasts tie-in books and came across this!
NEWT IS KHALEESI CONFIRMED.
“…everyone but Newt.”
OMG, Newt Scamander, Mother of Dragons. Or their hatchling however you want to look at it. My headcanon is confirmed. This is a good day!
@aethelar
!!!!! yes
The dragons have adopted Newt. It’s causing issues. They barbeque anyone who even looks at him now and they’ve started bringing him half dead cows to teach him to hunt. One of them tried to push him off a mountain because it thought that would help Newt learn to fly. Four of them then caught Newt when it did not help him learn to fly and the one that pushed him delivered a yeti liver as an apology. A new dragon has hatched and has decided that Newt is the most amazing Big Brother Ever and it keeps trying to walk on two legs like he does. The dragons have taught Newt their language. Calls have gone out through the worldwide dragon network: one of our kids is stuck in a small and squishy bipedal form, what do? The answers trickle in and Newt is stuffed in various ancient armours hoarded from the age of knights and questing. Legends resurface from the far east about koi fish who could become dragons; the Ironbellies remember their own legends of serpents that could do the same. One particularly brave dragon volunteers to take Newt with her to find the Dragon Gate waterfall and see if leaping up it will work as well for Newts as it does for the koi. Grandma dragon calls this ridiculous nonsense and maintains that Newt is clearly stunting his growth by not eating. She steals him in the middle of the night and teaches him how to catch mountain goats with flame throwers.
Somewhere, there’s a war going on, but no one really cares about that anymore.
Oh my goodness, just imagine Newt introducing Graves to his Dragon Family, and Dragon Family overreacting when they discover that Newt has taken a mate, our precious baby hatchling is all grown up, wait, does this mean that we’re going to be grandparents? GRANDBABIES!
