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emilyenrose:
Day 1: arrived at himring. elves seem nice, if a bit odd.
Day 3: elves very affectionate with each other. very affectionate. walked in on elf-lord naked & cuddling his cousin. maybe that’s normal cousin behaviour in their culture.
Day 7: ok this can’t be normal cousin behaviour.
Day 12: night patrols keep walking in on attempts at elf fucking. apparently ‘attempts’ is the word. uldor reports they are persistent but seem confused. do elf parents not explain these things?
Day 13: apparently elf parents don’t explain these things. presented elf-lord’s cousin with small pot of oil, labelled diagrams. hinted about locking doors.
Day 14: what have I unleashed upon the world
Day 22: they just don’t stop
Day 23: just remembered they’re immortal & can presumably do this forever.
Day ???: right that does it if they don’t start locking the fucking doors I’m going over to the fucking dark lord
@greenekangaroo
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emilyenrose:
Day 1: arrived at himring. elves seem nice, if a bit odd.
Day 3: elves very affectionate with each other. very affectionate. walked in on elf-lord naked & cuddling his cousin. maybe that’s normal cousin behaviour in their culture.
Day 7: ok this can’t be normal cousin behaviour.
Day 12: night patrols keep walking in on attempts at elf fucking. apparently ‘attempts’ is the word. uldor reports they are persistent but seem confused. do elf parents not explain these things?
Day 13: apparently elf parents don’t explain these things. presented elf-lord’s cousin with small pot of oil, labelled diagrams. hinted about locking doors.
Day 14: what have I unleashed upon the world
Day 22: they just don’t stop
Day 23: just remembered they’re immortal & can presumably do this forever.
Day ???: right that does it if they don’t start locking the fucking doors I’m going over to the fucking dark lord
@greenekangaroo
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