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notavodkashot:
hamelin-born replied to your post “What’s Selena’s role in the Storm King AU?”
Also, Selena might declare that if HER brother is going to fuck thirty million demons in a trenchcoat, she’s going for the exact opposite - Selena probably hits on Luna when the Oracle comes to Galahd to try and ‘purify’ Ardyn.
Selena serenading the Oracle while Ravus turns purpler and purpler in the background because Selena is singing filth.
Granted, it’s very nice sounding filth and she has a voice like a siren but.
Filth.
Nyx is trying meld his hands to his face and snarling at Ardyn to STOP ENCOURAGING HER. Because Ardyn keeps requesting songs from her. The good ones. Cor might or might not be awkwardly patting Nyx’s back in sympathy because… well. He’s been in the receiving end of weaponized singing.
The Ulric siblings are terrifying, yes, but only one of them will eviscerate your character. The other contents himself with merely eviscerating you.
…Selena probably tries to hit on Noctis too. Because - hey, her brother’s had a lot of success with his Lucis Caelum. Plus, threesome. What sane person turns down a threesome? (She doesn’t pay the slightest bit of attention to the whole ‘prince’ thing.)
Ardyn probably finds it absolutely fucking hilarious that some people in the Citadel actually seem to be seriously considering it. Just think! The marriage of the Prince to the Storm King’s (sort of) sister-in-law! This could be a political match to help bring Galahd back into the fold!
In the meantime, Noctis is getting an education as Selena serenades him. He probably has to dig out a dictionary and an anatomy textbook. And then ask for clarification from a number of people who turn absolutely red and do spit-takes at his questions.
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notavodkashot:
hamelin-born replied to your post “What’s Selena’s role in the Storm King AU?”
Also, Selena might declare that if HER brother is going to fuck thirty million demons in a trenchcoat, she’s going for the exact opposite - Selena probably hits on Luna when the Oracle comes to Galahd to try and ‘purify’ Ardyn.
Selena serenading the Oracle while Ravus turns purpler and purpler in the background because Selena is singing filth.
Granted, it’s very nice sounding filth and she has a voice like a siren but.
Filth.
Nyx is trying meld his hands to his face and snarling at Ardyn to STOP ENCOURAGING HER. Because Ardyn keeps requesting songs from her. The good ones. Cor might or might not be awkwardly patting Nyx’s back in sympathy because… well. He’s been in the receiving end of weaponized singing.
The Ulric siblings are terrifying, yes, but only one of them will eviscerate your character. The other contents himself with merely eviscerating you.
…Selena probably tries to hit on Noctis too. Because - hey, her brother’s had a lot of success with his Lucis Caelum. Plus, threesome. What sane person turns down a threesome? (She doesn’t pay the slightest bit of attention to the whole ‘prince’ thing.)
Ardyn probably finds it absolutely fucking hilarious that some people in the Citadel actually seem to be seriously considering it. Just think! The marriage of the Prince to the Storm King’s (sort of) sister-in-law! This could be a political match to help bring Galahd back into the fold!
In the meantime, Noctis is getting an education as Selena serenades him. He probably has to dig out a dictionary and an anatomy textbook. And then ask for clarification from a number of people who turn absolutely red and do spit-takes at his questions.
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