Jul. 30th, 2016

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I was thinkinng about the post by @moonlightsdreaming​​ that I just reblogged: here, about Anakin dealing with adorable tiny Obi-Wan.

But also consider:

Cody coming back from leave to find out that not only is his General tiny, Skywalker obviously has no idea what to do with a child. Not that Cody does, either, exactly, but it can’t be that different than herding little brothers, right? And anyway, Anakin keeps *losing Cody’s general* and feeding him things that CANNOT BE HEALTHY SKYWALKER!!!! And just generally letting his tiny General run roughshod over the Temple.

Which, really, Cody’s okay with quietly encouraging if it makes his General happy, but for the love of the Force, his General is way more breakable right now and will be wreaking havoc *with* a clone escort from now on!

Several of Ghost Company take turns - and Rex volunteers Fives mostly so that he can win his bet with Cody about how much chaos Obi-Wan can cause in a single day.



Anakin, not at all worried about the fact that he hasn’t been able to find Obi-Wan for a couple hours, comes across Boil leaning casually against a wall in the Temple. 

Anakin winced. Great. The last thing he needed was Boil to tell Cody he lost Obi-Wan again. Not after the very calm lecture he got from Obi-Wan’s Commander last time. Still. The 212th had been keeping a very close eye on their General after that, and the lecture about not losing Cody’s General would likely only be worse if Cody found out he hadn’t used every available resource to find him.

Anakin sighed, giving into the inevitable and asked the trooper: “Boil, have you seen Obi-Wan?”
“No, sir.” Came the immediate response, but the gold-marked helmet tilted in a way that made it clear that he was being laughed at, even if he couldn’t see it. Anakin dragged in a put-upon sigh. Obi-Wan’s troopers had picked up too much of his sense of humor.

Just before Anakin moved on in defeat, though, there was a tiny clatter from behind the trooper, who shifted just the slightest bit. Anakin tilted his head. That was protective. Before he could ask, a tiny, familiar voice came from inside the vent opening Boil had been casually blocking with his body.

“Excuse me, Mr. Boil sir?”

Boil’s head tipped down and he looked behind him at the mop of red-gold hair barely visible in the grate, and the pale hand sticking out of it, making blind grabbing motions.

“Yes General Kenobi?” Boil asked, suppressed hilarity in his voice. Anakin sympathized.

“Please pass me the hydro spanner.” That voice would be smooth and commanding – in about 30 years. Right now it was so adorable that Anakin had to resist the urge to scoop his deaged master out of the vent for cuddles.

“Of course, General,” the trooper replied, passing his tiny General the requested tool from his belt, and ignoring the indignant huff he got when he accompanied the tool with a ruffle of that fluffy hair.

They both watched as the boy vanished again. Doubtless on some mission he thought would be helpful, but would create a spectacular amount of chaos.

Boil straightened up again, looking for all the world that he’d just chosen to lean against this particular patch of wall, for no particular reason.

“… No idea where he is, huh Boil?” Anakin asked, trying not to laugh.

“Absolutely none, General Skywalker.”

“And who is supposed to be watching him?” Who was going to get in trouble with Cody for whatever mischief Obi-Wan created.

“Fives, sir.”

Anakin choked on a snicker.

“Carry on then.”

“Yes, Sir.”
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Concept. 

Half way through Krell’s bullshit, Obi-Wan shows up and beats the fuck out of Krell. 

The Clones cheer him on. 

Better yet, Obi-Wan shows up with the 212 and asks why they haven’t been in contact and what had happened. Everyone explains how badly thought out Krell’s plans were and how many men were lost and that Krell was treating them like they were meat droids.

Obi-Wan takes down that bastard with polite words and reminds Krell that he (Obi-Wan) was the Councillor and was the commanding officer and that there will be an inquirery into the behaviour that was seen in the battle.

Krell does not like that and tries to kill Obi-Wan when they are all getting packed up to go back to the ship. Unfortunately for Krell, he did not realise how much Clones could care for a Jedi they liked.

Krell is shot down by no less then thirty men who were standing near the two Jedi. 

At the same time, without even turning around, Obi-Wan slams his lightsaber blade into Krell’s face. When he extinguishes it and turns, he’s smiling in a way that is not at all pleasant, and protective fury is blazing in his eyes.
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Shmi would make the PRETTIEST blood-glass, at least. Or she would melt up a bunch of it “accidentally” and then SMASH HER OPPONENT’S FACE INTO IT, whichever. >> 
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writing-prompt-s:

Your Tumblr username decides your profession. How is your first day at work?

HELL YEAH IT’S OPERATING TIME

Also operating time for me

HECK YEAH

I’m going to be Mayor of Saint Louis and usher in a new era of awesomeness for the city

Leader of the German capitalists?

May I always and forever be your good girl!

Works for me

I, killcommunism, kill communism?

I-… I’m not sure what my function is in this life…

I’m Godzilla’s stay at home wife, it’s a dream come true

I’m the Black Widow on wheeled shoes.

theotherguysride…

Fandom designated driver?

…does this mean I have to learn how to play the flute?
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Shmi would make the PRETTIEST blood-glass, at least. Or she would melt up a bunch of it “accidentally” and then SMASH HER OPPONENT’S FACE INTO IT, whichever. >> 
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Shmi would make the PRETTIEST blood-glass, at least. Or she would melt up a bunch of it “accidentally” and then SMASH HER OPPONENT’S FACE INTO IT, whichever. >> 
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Thank you! I’m glad you enjoy them, and thank you so much for this idea! This is so cute, I can’t even…

Well, for one, the entire Ares Cabin would freeze in their tracks. They wouldn’t even try to be discrete and pretend that they weren’t watching; they’d give the unfolding drama their complete and undivided attention.

Obi-Wan would probably sit down, pick up his (tiny) little brother, and help the kid sit on his lap - all the while patiently explaining that he is the little one’s brother, not his father. He would continue to explain this as he wipes the little one’s face with a damp towel, carefully cleaning off the accumulated dirt from a day’s play in the dusty camp -

The tiny would point at him and call him ‘da-da’.

Obi-Wan would explain, again, that he is the little one’s brother. ‘Brother’. Obi-Wan says, carefully enunciating the word.

‘Da-da?’ By now the tiny face is twisting in confusion and the first signs of an oncoming tantrum.

Obi-Wan looks thoughtfully at his youngest brother. “Lord Ares is our father.” He tells the tiny camper. “Our father. He lives very, very far away, but he is our father. Can you say father?”

“Fa’th!” It’s more of a garbled sigh then anything else, but Obi-Wan still looks proud.

“Yes, our father.”

The tiny camper smiles toothily, pointing at Obi-Wan with both hands. “Da-Da!”

“I’m your brother, but as long as you remember that Lord Ares is our father - “

“Fa’th! Res!”

“- yes, Lord Ares is our father - well, I suppose you can call me da-da as long as you remember that.“

“Da-Da!”

Anakin thinks it’s adorable. Padme concurs. Ares Cabin, secretly, wishes that they were toddlers as well - just so they could pretend that the General was their father.
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Obi-Wan will patiently remind them that he is their brother, not their father, voice stern and slightly amused. He’ll repeat it for as long as it takes to get that idea into their heads. For one thing, he doesn’t particularly want to incur the wrath of Lord Ares for usurping his place with his  children; for another, Obi-Wan does not believe in lying. Even to kids. He will be kind, but he will tell a hard truth over a gentle lie every time.

Which is not to imply that he doesn’t deceive people. He does. A lot. What was it that Satine called him? ‘A collection of half-truths and hyperbole…’

But there are still little ones who call him ‘da-da’ and ‘daddy’ and ‘General Da’, and he lets them.

(Rumor has it that a camper from another Cabin called him that once, as an insult. Rumor also has it that the entire Ares Cabin mobilized in the dead of night, and that Camper was never heard from again.)

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