Aug. 1st, 2016

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…I was slightly disappointed at first that Darth Vader and Cat were not featured. Then I realized that he would probably share custody of Padme’s cat (who IS featured).

Then I realized: Padme is depicted as having a black cat with gold eyes.

Padme’s cat IS Darth Vader.

@darthrevaan who, like me, loves imagining various characters transformed into cats.

All I can think of is those stories where [character’s] beloved cat inexplicably turns into a handsome young man overnight because their fairy godmother waved her magic wand

In other words, I love it

…you know me. Any talk of any of our favorite OT3 somehow gets wrangled into a *real* OT3 in my head (long live obianidala!)

…I now have the mental image of cat!Anakin dragging home a scruffy!homeless!cat, because - because Anakin’s *Anakin*, even though he’s a cat, and this poor scruffy cat obviously needed help - cat!Anakin watched him for a while after he became aware that there was another cat in the neighborhood, and everything bad that could happen seemed to happen to this poor cat.

The first time cat!Anakin saw him, Scruffy was running away from dogs. He managed to escape them by getting stuck in a tree. No one rescued him/got him out of the tree - cat!Anakin checked, he was there for two days before he fell from the branch he was perched on, presumably out of hunger. Then Anakin found Scruffy going through the garbage bins next-door, only to be forced to run away *again* when the owner came out and started yelling at him. Then Anakin found him staring almost longingly at the children playing on the playground in the nearby park - only for two of the bullies to come after the poor cat and pick him up by the tail, heedless as the feline twisted and yowled and *screamed*, and no one came to help…

Anakin ended up pretty much dragging/bullying the poor cat to come back to Padme’s house with him.

…later on, Anakin gets turned into a human, and he and Padme live happily together, with Scruffy, their faithful cat, who has the mildest, sweetest temparmant or any cat (or person) they’ve ever met.

…it takes a series of *Very* implausible circumstances for them to figure out that ‘Anakin’s’ cat, the pet of a man who used to be Padme’s cat, is also a transformed human. (The irony!) This is complicated by the fact that Scruffy, who had an *infinitely* harder time then Anakin did, has pretty much forgotten his real (True) name (trauma and the mental equivalent of a two-by-four *directly* to the brain might do that to one) and, due to the aforementioned trauma, pretends very hard that he was never anything other *then* a cat. (It helps him cope).

(I’m thinking that somehow, in this ‘verse, instead of being killed by Palpatine, the Jedi were all turned into cats instead. …also, very few of them survived because they kept trying to be ‘people’ (and dying) and not ‘cats’.)

(…also, because people might object if Palpatine issues an order to officially Kill All The Jedi, but they’ll just think he’s weird/go along with it if he issues an edict to Kill All Stray/Ownerless Cats.)

The Jedi all being turned into cats that is perfect ha now I’m just imagining everyone waking up one morning like “where the hell did the Jedi go???”

Poor Obi-Wan, he’d try so hard to just blend in and catch space mice and find a nice family, but his life is pain apparently. Of course Anakin drags him home. How could he not - he’s Anakin.

Obi-Wan probably has to pretend very hard that he doesn’t remember anything when Anakin gets turned into a human, that he doesn’t remember the traumatic sensation of changing, of waking up in a strange and unfamiliar body and trying to learn how to survive. He has to try very hard not to remember what it feels like to be human, all the things he can now watch Anakin re-learning.

Until they find that fairy godmother again and get her to wave her wand over Obi-Wan….

Methinks that Obi-Wan has a touch of Librarian Syndrome (of Discworld fame!) Except rather then simply liking his new shape more, it’s more along the lines of a very poor response to PTSD - if he pretends he isn’t human, if he pretends that he wasn’t anything MORE, if he pretends that once upon a time he *wasn’t* safe and cared for and not hungry and warm, it hurts that much less.

Honestly, Palpatine was probably able to spin it as the Jedi ‘abandoning the Republic’. And, to be honest, no one really would have thought to connect the sudden expansion of the Republic’s feral cat population with the disappearance of the Jedi - Palpatine’s crackdown on the rampart cat problem and his insistence on *drastically* shortening the time period homeless animals could be held by animal shelters before being put down would not have been connected with the sudden and complete absence of Force-Users. (Let’s face it, we all knew he was Evil.)

Obi-Wan probably thought that he was hallucinating after cat!Anakin dragged him to Padme’s house. His interactions with other cats probably consisted of them running him off their territories, so he was startled when the bigger black cat not only did *not* try and hurt him, but took him someplace warm and safe and started taking *care* of him. And suddenly, he has food, he has a soft place to sleep (Padme lets them sleep on her *bed*. Oh, how long since he last slept on an actual *bed*?) and the black cat tries to feed him and curls up with him and purrs with him all the time. To be honest, he’s probably the happiest he’s been in - just about as long as he lets himself remember.

Personally, I’m wondering how they found out that he wasn’t really a cat but another transformed human. And how *Anakin* would react to that knowledge.

Okay, but like, this is so perfect. And imagine if Obi-Wan weren’t quite so traumatised by everything:

Because Anakin, after he returns to his human self – of course he wants to help out the rest of the Order, right? So at one point Anakin and Padmé are brainstorming in the living room or something, and Anakin says, “I wish I could help them, I just don’t have any way – even when I was a cat, I couldn’t tell, you know? At least, I don’t think I could. I might – “

And then there is just. This resounding crash. So Ani and Padmé turn around, and there’s a vase shattered on the floor and Scruffy. And he’s just giving them that look, that universal cat look that says you are a fucking moron, but amped up to a thousand.

So Anakin chases him out of the room and cleans up the mess, because of course he doesn’t get it. But after the third time Scruffy breaks something – always when they’re discussing the conundrum of the Jedi-cats – Padmé starts to get it. Ani’s still being obtuse of course, trying to shoo Scruffy out of the room, but Padmé walks over to him, and looks him in the eye – his big, clever, kind eyes – and says, “Obi-Wan?”
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General Hux + Darth Vader’s lightsaber

im sure this has been done somewhere but i like the idea of the First Order getting a hold of Vader’s saber.

i imagine the second Hux brings that lightsaber onto the Finalizer, Ren is just hunting it down like a mad dog. he doesn’t exactly know what it is but there’s something that keeps driving him to Hux’s office door and he wants it, he wants it so BADLY. too bad hux refuses to let him in (where the lightsaber is kept safe). after several failed attempts to break into his office, i think at some point hux just makes ren get on his knees and beg to get in his office before he discovers it. 

oh ren, you poor bastard you.
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There are some wonderful dark-side!Obi-Wan Kenobi stories and AUs out there - I’ve read more then a few, and I’m constantly enraptured by the various depictions that exist in the fandom. Some of my favorites include the Sith!Obi-Wan that exists in the stories of deadcatwithaflamethrower and norcumi, doxmatix, and lectorel - our favorite Negotiator is battered, darkened, and Fallen, but still quintessentially *himself*.

Complete with snark.

Yes, to me the snark is a very important part of Obi-Wan Kenobi. I routinely refer to him as the Sassmaster in my tags.

…I think my appreciation of Sith!Obi-Wan Kenobi has reached critical mass, as prompted by the works of the authors I referenced above. I’m starting to generate dark-side!Kenobi bunnies of my own.

These include the following (free to a good home, if anyone feels like writing it!):

Anakin and Obi-Wan Kenobi are both captured by Sidious. In turn, Obi-Wan Kenobi’s precognition (notoriously cat-like; it does NOT come when it’s called, but acts up on its own volition) chooses this moment to slam the Negotiator with the knowledge that one of them is going to break beneath Sidious’s hands - one of them will Fall here. It is a fact, solid and immutable in the Force.

Rather then watch his one-time Padawan Fall to Darkness, Obi-Wan chooses to Fall in his stead.

His reasoning (somewhat garbled via the desperation of the moment as well as the pain of physical torture) is that, all things considered, it’s better for the Galaxy as a whole if he’s the one to Fall. A Sith Lord wielding Anakin’s raw power would be a catastrophe, something that could utterly annihilate - everything. He’s much less powerful. The damage will be mitigated. (And like hell is he going to let someone hurt *his* padawan like that. He’s had enough of losing people he loves).

The first indication Anakin has that something has gone drastically wrong is when Darkness shreds the cell door like tissue paper and he’s Force-shoved into a shuttle - only to turn back as the autopilot engages to see his Master watching him depart, eyes shining a brilliant, ferocious gold.

I kinda see this Sith!Obi-Wan not actively fighting the Jedi or the Republic but instead taking it upon himself to do what they can’t. He doesn’t represent the Order anymore; he’s not a peacekeeper, and there are suddenly so *many* things he can do. There are slave rings to dissolve (eradicate), there are corrupt politicians, smug in their own knowledge that they’re protected by a corrupt law - and there is the Sith Master Sidious to kill.

Now being written (or at least worldbuilt by) @norcumi as ‘Cleansing Fire’.
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kill the boy and let the man be born
based on @smol-hux‘s headcanons!! specifically the “Hux was the type of child to try and rescue injured animals” one yes hello and goodbye
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oh I’m so glad you like it!!

and wow, prepare yourself for some hux angst (exiled hux gifset here!)

Exiled Hux would be so dangerous

Think he was merciless when he was a General? Wait until he’s had to fight for everything he’s got including the clothes on his back and the blaster in his hand, reducing himself down to nothing but flesh and bones, rebuilding himself until everything he owns on this little frozen planet, he’s fought for.

He’s had everything taken from him for mistakes that weren’t even his. Starkiller wasn’t his fault; Phasma lowered the shields, Kylo let the oscillator be blown up from the inside, Kylo let Rey and Finn escape, none of this was his fault but because Starkiller was under his command, he’s first in line for execution.

But one day, when Hux looks out of the cracked window of his hut, he sees a familiar shuttle approaching and his heart freezes over because this isn’t what he wanted, he wanted to be alone, everyone else has abandoned him, everyone else is his enemy…even Kylo, the one who Hux thought was different.

And suddenly Kylo is walking towards him, clad in black, looking like some sort of grim reaper in the crisp white background of the snow, come to save Hux from his agonising misery (but honestly Hux would never beg for death, it’d be too easy to do that).

Kylo talks quickly, claiming to have killed Snoke for Hux’s safety, that the First Order needs a ruler and Kylo knows that Hux should be at the helm. ‘Emperor Hux,’ Kylo says. Hux feels nothing.

Hux doesn’t want to see Kylo, he doesn’t want to go back into the regime that cast him aside after everything he’d done for them. He’s no longer a part of anything, no longer associated with the First Order, or with Kylo Ren. They’ve all betrayed him.

Because the ice and snow and freezing temperatures of the planet that he’s been abandoned on is nothing compared to the bitterness and the frigid anguish that’s been swelling inside of him in a cold storm for the entire time he’s spent alone, alone in his own mind, driving himself to survive, to prove them wrong.

But then Kylo takes his mask off and Hux feels warm for the first time in a long time and it takes all of his energy to keep his cold scowl on his face, forcing back the memories of hearing Kylo cry out ‘NO!’ when Snoke had given the order for Hux to be exiled, the memories of seeing Kylo reach out for him as Hux is dragged away by guards before being forcefully knocked unconscious and dumped on this frozen wasteland.

It’s too late for apologies, Hux thinks. He’s being punished for Kylo’s mistakes. And Kylo allowed this to happen. Kylo could go anywhere, be anyone, and Hux is in purgatory, existing and not living. It isn’t fair.

But when has life ever been fair, Armitage?

But to Hux, this feeling of having to earn the right to live and survive is familiar to him; he’s done this before under the callous gaze of his father and other imperials who were expecting so much from him, too much.

He’ll always fight, claw at the ground and fight with everything he’s got just so he can call himself Hux and not just Armitage.
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In the Jedi Cats AU, Padme and Anakin never meet pre-transformation - Padme, through a very weird set of circumstances, ends up adopting what she thinks is a stray. Said stray, after an even stranger series of circumstances, ends up turning into a handsome young man - who she ends up falling in love with.

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