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imagine if kitster banai had been extremely sensitive in the force, too, and qui-gon had taken them both with him.

it takes some finagling, and a lot of desperation on anakin’s part, but kitster’s apprenticed, too; and now they’re an inseparable disaster duo hellbent on making yoda tear the rest of his hair out.

sneaking out for street racing? check. trying to see if they can use the force to fly? check. stealing all the bolts from mace windu’s office chair? TRIPLE CHECK. kitster videotapes it and anakin puts it on the holonet and they raje in the views.

jedi kitster with double sabers - “KIT YOU’RE GONNA CUT YOUR HAND OFF WITH THAT REVERSE GRIP -” “LET ME LIVE, ANNIE” - and the both of them honoring tatooinian traditions in secret, slowly becoming disillusioned with the jedi order but wanting to change it. they’re going to free the slaves.

they get yelled at for being attached every other week, but it doesn’t stop them. nothing the jedi do can stop them - padawan banai, how did you sneak out of a locked room with no windows? padawan skywalker, scaling the side of the temple to crawl through kitster’s window is inappropriate conduct!

the second anakin dreams of shmi, kitster talks anakin into stealing a ship and flying to tatooine. they’re grounded for months, but it’s okay because anakin has an encrypted channel he speaks to his mother with and kitster has bragging rights.

#i feel like ‘annie and kit’ is a sitcom name

Okay so you know I am always here for any and all Kitster and Anakin epic friendship fics. (I mean, I confess I’d rather see them as space pirates than Jedi, but I will certainly take Jedi, especially rebellious anti-slavery activist Jedi).

And I feel now is the perfect time to bring up the fact that Anakin and Kitster have a built-in, perfectly puntastic name for their duo of awesomeness:

Kit and Kin.

(And look, you just know they’d make that joke all the damn time. They’re friends and sworn brothers. Both kith and kin. It’s perfect.)

(The fact that everyone else just groans only makes them like the pun that much more.)

I JUST SPAT OUT MY DRINK

kit and kin, the full house-style sitcom. instead of wholesome, family-oriented morals, each episode furthers the anarchist agenda and gives the power to the people

Um excuse you that is exactly the kind of wholesome family-friendly morals I want to see promoted.

…you do know what ‘kit and kin’ can be slurred together to make?

KITTEN.

imagine someone yelling for ‘Kit and Kin!’ only they’re in a hurry and they’re not thinking straight, and they yell ‘KITTEN! Get over here now!’

And everyone just freezes for a moment.

(Anakin and Kitster would, much to everyone’s surprise, gleefully embrace the new nickname.)

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reblog and make a wish!this was removed from tumbrl due to “violating one or more of Tumblr’s Community Guidelines”, but since my wish came true the first time, I’m putting it back. :)

OH MY FUCKING GOD, IT’S BACK ON MY DASH.

THIS SHIT WORKS OKAY, I AM DEAD SERIOUS.

The last time I saw this on my dash, I didn’t think it would happen, so jokingly I wished I could go to a fun. concert.

AND GUESS WHAT, I WENT TO A FUCKING FUN. CONCERT.

THIS SHIT WORKS, TRY IT.

YOOOOOOO

I SAW THIS ON MY DASH THE OTHER DAY AND THOUGHT “ITS WORTH A TRY” SO I WISHED I COULD GET A 3DS

LITERALLY LIKE 4 DAYS LATER MY DAD SENT ME A PICTURE OF THE 3DS XL HE BOUGHT FOR ME WHILE I WAS AT SCHOOL

IM STILL FREAKING OUT ABOUT THIS

holy fuck, I didn’t expect this to work, I was like psh, whatever it’s just a quick reblog, but I wished my Dad would actually respond back to me AND HE FUCKING DID A FEW DAYS LATER, I GOT A FUCKING TEXT FROM MY DAD TODAY WHO HASN’T SPOKEN OR RESPONDED TO ME IN MONTHS HOLY FUCK WHAT IS THIS MAGIC IT WORKS. 

I WANTED TO SEE MY BOYFRIEND AND I DIDN’T THINK I’D GET DAYS OFF BUT THIS WEEKEND I’M HEADING UP THERE??? THIS IS CRAZY SHIT 

SO LIKE I JOKINGLY WISHED FOR MY OWN LEN KAGAMINE AND THEN LIKE A WEEK LATER I GOT A LEN NENDOROID??? H ELP

WTF OKAY SO THIS SHOT ACTUALLY WORKS BECAUSE WHEN I WISHED, I HAD WISHED MY CRUSH WOULD LIKE ME BACK AND GUESS WHAT? I HAVE A BOYFRIEND NOW. WHAT THE HELLLLL?????

ok I’ve said this before but IM DOING IT AGAIN THE FIRST TIME I SAW THIS, MY WISH DID COME TRUE SO I REBLOGED AGAIN AND SAID IT IN THE TAGS BUT THEN I WISHED FOR SMTH ELSE AND IT LITERALLY LITERALLY HAPPENED LIKE A COUPLE DAYS LATER WHAT THE HELL SO NOW IM WRITING THIS HERE FOR YOU BC I DONT BELIEVE IN THIS CRAP BUT STILL IT’S AN AWFULLY BIG COINCIDENCE

THE BOY I FELL I LOVE WITH LEFT TO TRAVEL THE OTHER SIDE OF THE WORLD AND HAS BEEN GONE NOW FOR 3 MONTHS. WE HAVENT SPOKEN SINCE BECAUSE I DIDNT WANT TO MAKE HIM FEEL TRAPPED TO ME AND NOT ENJOY HIS TIME SO I WAITED FOR HIM TO CONTACT ME FIRST. I SAW THIS ON A PARTICULARLY LOW DAY WHEN I WAS MISSING HIM SO MUCH I CRIED FROM THE PAIN, GUYS I REALLY LOVE HIM, SO I THOUGHT MEH WHAT THE FUCK, AND WISHED HE WOULD JUST LET ME KNOW HE WAS OKAY.

GUYS.

HE FUCKING CALLED ME 20 MINUTES LATER

20 FUCKNG. MINUTES. LATER.

GOOD THINGS DO HAPPEN. AND ITS IN THIS POST.

I wish for someone to leave something in my ask.

OKAY SO I ASKED FOR A HEDGEHOG AND NOW GUESS WHO HAS A PET HEDGEHOG

i really hope my wish comes true

my last two wishes came true, one more couldn’t hurt

SO I WISHED FOR AN IMAC THE LAST TIME I DID THIS AND A WEEK LATER MY MOM SURPRISED ME WITH AN IMAC. HONESTLY SHE DIDNT EVEN KNOW I WANTED ONE, I DIDNT TELL ANYONE, IT WAS AN EARLY XMAS PRESENT. Wow this works

This is AMAZING i wished that I would get into South Korea and I did !!!!!!!!