*sniffs, sobs*. ...OK, what about a story where they're the reincarnations of the founders? (I will

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And everything turns out sunshine and rainbows, please, my heart can’t take it. I go to the Dumbledore Scamanders AU when I want angst. Let us have our crack, pleeeeeeeease.

Help.

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You ever have those times where probably the only thing that keeps the vise-grip of a panic attack at bay would probably involve someone using anesthesia on you? (And lucky me, the primary anesthesia didn’t work.)

Yeah. That’s…been the last…uhm…huh. That’s been the last year and change. It just got worse lately by a factor of I Don’t Know But It Sucks.

Cut for details because this runs long, but I’m trying to provide a full picture and not fail at it, or whine any more than I am right now. (Nope, already failed at not whining. Dammit.)

This is basically me getting down on my knees and begging for survival, except my knees already hurt so let’s just pretend I did that part, okay?

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Guys. I don’t care if I have to reblog this thing ten million times. I don’t care if I have to do commission on her behalf. Help her out.

(please ignore my previous grammatical error, urk)

Second day reblog, guys! If you’re in the mood to help out a good person, DC is a great one.

(I’ll even help you out a bit)

This is her Paypal.me account.

And if you can’t? Reblogs are a currency in and of themselves.

badgerofshambles: lindsaychrist: end0skeletal: Russian deep...

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Russian deep sea fisherman becomes online hit after revealing bizarre catches

1. Frilled Shark
2. Unidentified, possibly a stoplight loosejaw, a deep-sea dragonfish from the genus Malacosteus
3. Ghost Shark
4. Black Scabbardfish
5. Sea Spider
6. Grenadier or Rattail Fish
7. Unidentified
8. Anglerfish, species unidentified
9. Unidentified
10. Ray, species unidentified

all of my ex boyfriends

This👏is 👏why👏I 👏do 👏not👏fuck👏with👏the👏ocean👏

@darthrevaan

Ways to Get Messages From Deities

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aro–aphrodite:

Gut feeling

Shivers down your back

See a flash of an image in your mind

Hear a positive voice with a brief message

Smell something

An earth angel directly delivers the information to you

You find yourself giving advice to another person, and realize that is the advice you needed to hear

Déjà vu

A series of unmistakable repeating symbols or signs

…I see this as further proof that Carrie Fisher is/was innately divine.

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I’ve heard of Fright Night, but never seen it

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It’s pretty good. A lot of campy fun. And, yeah, that is what Graves would do. Fine, you don’t want to invite me into the house? I’ll just blow it up. That takes care of that, no house, no need for an invite. What are you going to do now?

….Given how Jerry is, I don’t think that would work. He’d appreciate it, but it wouldn’t stop him from eating people and turning them into vampires. 

What I was thinking was Jerry’s about 400-ish when the movie takes place. The timeline probably doesn’t work (but when has that ever stopped me) but what if part of the reason why Gondolpus came over to America was that he was trying to get away from a certain daddy or brother (I haven’t decided which) dearest who was Turned and was interested in adding Gondolphus to the legions of the undead….(would explain why Graves resembles him to a striking degree).

@aethelar I think you’ve seen Fright Night? Your thoughts? 

I’ve heard of Fright Night, but never seen it

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It’s pretty good. A lot of campy fun. And, yeah, that is what Graves would do. Fine, you don’t want to invite me into the house? I’ll just blow it up. That takes care of that, no house, no need for an invite. What are you going to do now?

….Given how Jerry is, I don’t think that would work. He’d appreciate it, but it wouldn’t stop him from eating people and turning them into vampires. 

What I was thinking was Jerry’s about 400-ish when the movie takes place. The timeline probably doesn’t work (but when has that ever stopped me) but what if part of the reason why Gondolpus came over to America was that he was trying to get away from a certain daddy or brother (I haven’t decided which) dearest who was Turned and was interested in adding Gondolphus to the legions of the undead….(would explain why Graves resembles him to a striking degree).

@aethelar I think you’ve seen Fright Night? Your thoughts? 

I’ve heard of Fright Night, but never seen it

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It’s pretty good. A lot of campy fun. And, yeah, that is what Graves would do. Fine, you don’t want to invite me into the house? I’ll just blow it up. That takes care of that, no house, no need for an invite. What are you going to do now?

….Given how Jerry is, I don’t think that would work. He’d appreciate it, but it wouldn’t stop him from eating people and turning them into vampires. 

What I was thinking was Jerry’s about 400-ish when the movie takes place. The timeline probably doesn’t work (but when has that ever stopped me) but what if part of the reason why Gondolpus came over to America was that he was trying to get away from a certain daddy or brother (I haven’t decided which) dearest who was Turned and was interested in adding Gondolphus to the legions of the undead….(would explain why Graves resembles him to a striking degree).

@aethelar I think you’ve seen Fright Night? Your thoughts? 

I’ve heard of Fright Night, but never seen it

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It’s pretty good. A lot of campy fun. And, yeah, that is what Graves would do. Fine, you don’t want to invite me into the house? I’ll just blow it up. That takes care of that, no house, no need for an invite. What are you going to do now?

….Given how Jerry is, I don’t think that would work. He’d appreciate it, but it wouldn’t stop him from eating people and turning them into vampires. 

What I was thinking was Jerry’s about 400-ish when the movie takes place. The timeline probably doesn’t work (but when has that ever stopped me) but what if part of the reason why Gondolpus came over to America was that he was trying to get away from a certain daddy or brother (I haven’t decided which) dearest who was Turned and was interested in adding Gondolphus to the legions of the undead….(would explain why Graves resembles him to a striking degree).

@aethelar I think you’ve seen Fright Night? Your thoughts? 

I’ve heard of Fright Night, but never seen it

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It’s pretty good. A lot of campy fun. And, yeah, that is what Graves would do. Fine, you don’t want to invite me into the house? I’ll just blow it up. That takes care of that, no house, no need for an invite. What are you going to do now?

….Given how Jerry is, I don’t think that would work. He’d appreciate it, but it wouldn’t stop him from eating people and turning them into vampires. 

What I was thinking was Jerry’s about 400-ish when the movie takes place. The timeline probably doesn’t work (but when has that ever stopped me) but what if part of the reason why Gondolpus came over to America was that he was trying to get away from a certain daddy or brother (I haven’t decided which) dearest who was Turned and was interested in adding Gondolphus to the legions of the undead….(would explain why Graves resembles him to a striking degree).

@aethelar I think you’ve seen Fright Night? Your thoughts? 

I’ve heard of Fright Night, but never seen it

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It’s pretty good. A lot of campy fun. And, yeah, that is what Graves would do. Fine, you don’t want to invite me into the house? I’ll just blow it up. That takes care of that, no house, no need for an invite. What are you going to do now?

….Given how Jerry is, I don’t think that would work. He’d appreciate it, but it wouldn’t stop him from eating people and turning them into vampires. 

What I was thinking was Jerry’s about 400-ish when the movie takes place. The timeline probably doesn’t work (but when has that ever stopped me) but what if part of the reason why Gondolpus came over to America was that he was trying to get away from a certain daddy or brother (I haven’t decided which) dearest who was Turned and was interested in adding Gondolphus to the legions of the undead….(would explain why Graves resembles him to a striking degree).

@aethelar I think you’ve seen Fright Night? Your thoughts?