In the It's StrangerNatural 'verse where Richie is a twin - it's an odd coincidence, isn't it? Gabri

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Ooh, I really, really like that a lot. Imagine Gabriel’s reaction: he meets Maggie and Wentworth and just loves them. And then they end up having a kid together and, welp, look at that Gabriel, she’s yours (because I headcanon Wentworth being ace in this verse). So he’s like, okay, okay, we’re okay, we’re cool, I know just where to move us so that my asshole family does not find out about Nancy. So they move to the twin towns of Hawkins/Derry. And Gabriel thinks that this was a one time thing, Nancy is the only one, but then.

He keeps getting Maggie pregnant! And the next time it’s twins! And then another little girl! (He is very, very glad that he suggested moving to Hawkins/Derry. Anywhere else and Heaven and Hell would definitely have noticed four nephilim no matter how many protections he put into place around them). 

I do like that. Nancy takes after her uncle Mikey in that she runs hot, Richie has his dad’s Trickster nature, Mike tends to be a support for his friends and maybe anyone whose feeling under the weather starts to feel better around him and Holly? Well, she’s only four right now, but when she has temper tantrums, pipes in the house tend to freeze solid and then Maggie and Wentworth have to call Gabriel to please fix it. Luckily she is a sweet natured child so it does not happen often. 

Gabriel, unlike his Dad, is very, very careful not to play favorites. Because he knows just how badly that ended for his family and besides, he loves all of his kids so, so much. 

The signs as DnD subclasses

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momnar:

Aries: Wizard, Necromancy 

Taurus: Ranger, Beast master 

Gemini: Sorcerer, Wild Surge 

Cancer: Cleric, War Domain 

Leo: Druid, Circle of the Moon 

Virgo: Paladin, Oath of Devotion 

Libra: Bard, College of Lore 

Scorpio: Rogue, Arcane Trickster 

Sagittarius: Monk, Way of the Open Fist 

Capricorn: Barbarian, Path of the Berserker 

Aquarius: Fighter, Eldritch Knight 

Pisces: Warlock, Old Ones

"The morality of fantasy and horror is, by and large, the strict morality of the fairy tale. The..."

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“The morality of fantasy and horror is, by and large, the strict morality of the fairy tale. The vampire is slain, the alien is blown out of the airlock, the Dark Lord is vanquished, and, perhaps at some loss, the good triumph - not because they are better armed but because Providence is on their side.
Why does the third of the three brothers, who shares his food with the old woman in the wood, go on to become king of the country? Why does Bond manage to disarm the nuclear bomb a few seconds before it goes off rather than, as it were, a few seconds afterwards? Because a universe where that did not happen would be a dark and hostile place. Let there be goblin hordes, let there be terrible environmental threats, let there be giant mutated slugs if you really must, but let there also be hope. It may be a grim, thin hope, an Arthurian sword at sunset, but let us know that we do not live in vain.”
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“Let There Be Dragons” (1993), Terry Pratchett.

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"When a vampire washes itself, rain will fall from heaven. Thus, when a drought occurs, nobles send.

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“When a vampire washes itself, rain will fall from heaven. Thus, when a drought occurs, nobles send all their men to wash, because any of them may be a vampire.”
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From Agnes Murgoci’s 1927 paper The Vampire In Roumania, as found in The Vampire Casebook compiled by Alan Dundes

This is so amazing to picture. Like ok men, we know PROBABLY some of you are vampires. IT HAPPENS. This is old timey Romania. That’s how it works. So hey don’t worry, no questions asked, personal business is personal business, but if EVERYONE would just go take a shower we would really appreciate it. Thanks. 

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tebamavis:HAPPYHALLOWEEN～今年沒趕上31號發出，好吧至少現在西半球還是萬聖節啦XD原本是想畫色塊線稿的，一...

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HAPPYHALLOWEEN～
今年沒趕上31號發出，好吧至少現在西半球還是萬聖節啦XD
原本是想畫色塊線稿的，一不小心就放飛自我了｡ﾟ(ﾟ´ω`ﾟ)ﾟ｡
結果第一張完成的家長組居然是這張，其實手頭上還有幾張草圖，
哎喲這一年來都沒時間畫同人圖，家裡電腦整個月沒開機哩⋯( ˘•ω•˘ )

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"Librarians could rule the world if they wanted, with all the knowledge stored away in their heads..

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“Librarians could rule the world if they wanted, with all the knowledge stored away in their heads. Fortunately for us, they’d rather read.”
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Let this be a warning to you all.

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