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glumshoe:
glumshoe:
Another shoutout to the demons and monsters that lived under your bed/in your closet and actually obeyed all the arbitrary rules you invented to keep yourself safe, like “if light is touching me at all I can’t be harmed” or “if I’m stepping on carpet I am untouchable” or “if I move my hand in a particular pattern while I walk, I’m off-limits during my voyage through the dark house to the bathroom”.
That was really considerate of them, especially given how biased in your favor those rules were.
My personal favorite: “If I am really, genuinely happy at the moment in question, I’m invincible, even if I’m in the dark, off the carpet, and not doing hand signs.”
fuck off monsters I’m in a GOOD MOOD
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