Feb. 18th, 2018

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johnlockdynamic:

you mistake your best friend for an enemy and KILL HIM because ‘it was dark’

you cannot recognize your OWN SISTER and proceed to accidentally MARRY HER

you are gravely injured by a dragon AFTER you have already incapacitated it

‘and so as if blind, he stumbled through life‘ my ass Túrin Turambar was far more than just figuratively visually impaired

@urloth @greenekangaroo @elenothar
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In celebration of reaching over 700 followers (and as a belated 500 follower thing too) I present to you all, this thing <3

Thank you all so much for following this blog, it’s appreciated

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Oh my god I love this (thank you so much for tagging me)

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Children playing with Barbies in media: “This is Sally. She’s the mommy. She loves fashion, swimming, and she drives a convertible! She has a baby with Ken and sometimes they kiss.” OR “Look, I ripped Barbie’s head off! Ha ha ha! I’m a boy.”

Children playing with Barbies in real life: “This is Aurora, the fallen goddess of the sky. She has been banished from her kingdom and bound to a mortal body by her sister, who rose to power by human sacrifices. She now leads an army of cannibal water spirits who eat men. Sometimes they have orgies. They dismembered a traitor and keep her head on a Popsicle stick as a warning to others. Aurora can turn into a wolf and uses battle magic to paralyze her enemies. The king of the stuffed animals developed rabies and she had to slay him to save his people, but they do not understand that it was an act of mercy and kindness and are sending assassins after her for regicide. This is Aurora’s soulmate, Crystal, but her soul is trapped in a gemstone while an evil spirit pilots her body and attempts to murder her friends.”

Okay, I did pretty much this with plastic horses.
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thatswhywelovegermany:

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thatswhywelovegermany:

Honestly, as a German I can not quite understand the obsession of the English speaking world with the question whether a word exists or not. If you have to express something for which there is no word, you have to make a new one, preferably by combining well-known words, and in the very same moment it starts to exist. Agree?

Deutsche Freunde, could you please create for me a word for the extreme depression I feel when I bend down to pick up a piece of litter and discover two more pieces of litter?

um = around

die Welt = world

die Umwelt = environment

ver = prefix to indicate something difficult or negative, a change that leads to deterioration or even destruction that is difficult to reverse or to undo, or a strong negative change of the mental state of a person

der Müll = garbage, trash, rubbish, litter

-ung = -ing

die Vermüllung = littering

ver- = see before

zweifeln = to doubt

-ung = see before

die Verzweiflung = despair, exasperation, desperation

die Umweltvermüllungsverzweiflung = …

This is a german compound on the spot master class and I am LIVING

How do you play Scrabble in German

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I can’t breathe, I’m laughing so hard 
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the monty hall saga

please watch brooklyn nine-nine

hoooOw dare you detective diaz i am your supIORIOR OFFICER! (BONE!!!!)whathappensinmybedroomdetectiveis none of your business (!boOoOoNE?!) dont, ever, speak to me like that again.

I’ve already reblogged this scene but the last comment is a masterclass in punctuation and vocal emphasis.

Tag yourself if your Rosa or Santiago because I’m pretty sure I’m fucking Rosa to my friends.

I’m Santiago…maths
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Thebes, City of the Living, crown jewel of Pharaoh Seti the First. Home of Imhotep, Pharaoh’s high priest, keeper of the dead. Birthplace of Anck Su Namun, Pharaoh’s mistress. No other man was allowed to touch her. But for their love, they were willing to risk life itself.
The Mummy / Dir. Stephen Sommers
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You can be anything. Representation Matters
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“I knew that monsters were far more gentle and more desirable than the monsters living inside ‘nice people.’ Accepting that you are a monster gives you the leeway to not behave like one. When you deny being a monster, you behave like one.”

- Guillermo del Toro on why he loves monsters. (via shapeofh2o)

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Ilton Temple, Masham, Yorkshire, 14.8.17.

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Because a lot of you seem to enjoy my bitterness I finally decided to get my act together and create a masterpost for all the bitter ficlets I’ve already written. Remember: Almost all #bitter Sunday posts were written post CACW. They are strongly pro-Tony and almost never Team Cap friendly. Please keep that in mind!

The official #bitter Sunday theme song by @agenderraskel can be found here.

Post CW

Wherein Tony leaves the Avengers and learns to live happily without them

Wherein Team Cap comes back from their exile and struggles to deal with the reality that Tony now has people defending him and watching his back

Wherein a bitter Peter Parker is fucking vicious when defending those he cares about (aka Tony)

Wherein Steve tries to fix things but only makes them worse and Natasha finally has enough

Wherein Tony helps the Barton family–and Clint doesn’t notice (Part 1)

Wherein Tony helps the Barton family–and Clint definitely notices (Part 2)

Wherein Clint begins to reconnect with his family–and Tony is there to stay (Part 3)

Wherein Team Cap meets Petty!Tony who is completely done with their shit

Wherein Tony takes parenting classes–and suddenly knows how to handle the spoiled brats at home

Wherein Clint deals with the CW fallout the way he deals with everything else–by running away

Wherein Tony is done with the Avengers and things change

Wherein Tony has a daughter who gets even with the Traitor-vengers (Victory Stark 1)

Wherein Tony’s daughter is passive-fucking-aggressive (Victory Stark 2)

Wherein Peter fucks up and Tony is tired of Steve’s behaviour

Wherein Sam is forced to acknowledge that CW was only ever about Bucky

Wherein the newest mutant on the team is unapologetically Team Tony

Wherein the public firmly Team Tony (Passive aggressiveness 1)

Wherein Tony slowly gets used to the public being firmly Team Tony (Passive aggressiveness 2)

Wherein passive-aggressive T-shirts are a new hit (Passive aggressiveness 3)

Wherein Team Cap deals with the public being firmly Team Tony (Passive aggressiveness 4)

Wherein Tony never calls Steve

Wherein Tony is the Villains’ Favourite and the villains find out about Siberia

Wherein Tony meets a fan who really doesn’t like Steve and Clint

Wherein Team Cap disapprove of Peter–but Tony and Peter are fine anyway

Wherein Tony doesn’t like to be handed things

Wherein Team Cap is unhappy with the state of the compound and Tony is d o n e

Wherein Tony works with Team Cap but nothing is forgiven or forgotten

Wherein Team Cap pretends nothing happened–and Tony doesn’t

Wherein Steve begins to get an inkling of just how badly he fucked up

Wherein Tony gets (more than) even with Wanda

Wherein Tony and Clint meet again, at the end of everything

Wherein Tony reads Steve’s letter

Post AoU

Wherein Tony is done with Wanda’s attitude

Wherein Wanda gets a much needed wake-up call and it’s still too little too late

Post Avengers

Wherein SHIELD steals Tony’s old weapon designs

MIT era

Wherein Tony graduates and Howard doesn’t come

Wherein Mama Rhodes is protective of Tony
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I just had a revelation about why I love Celebrimbor so much. Well, one of the reasons, anyway.  

One idea that’s very prevalent in Tolkien’s work is the concept of hereditary or collective sin. Your ancestor screwed up? You’re probably doomed, or at least have to prove that you aren’t. (See: Aragorn, also movie!Thorin). Your folk did wrong against mine a few millennia ago? Move yourself off my lawn. The doom of Mandos cursed Feanor’s entire house, not just those who swore the oath.  

Maybe it’s because I’m German and very much distance myself from the sins of my forefathers, but I have a huge problem with that. Apparently, so does Celebrimbor.  

Then he basically says “Fuck the entire First Age, we’re making a new start. Curse, what curse? And remind me again why we dislike the dwarves, they’re pretty awesome from where I stand. Btw, I’m putting the star of my house on these doors, come on, judge me for the family I was born into.”  

It’s such a positive attitude and a lot more progressive than most of his contemporaries. Did Tolkien view it as hubris? I don’t know. In any case he knew how to write effective tragedy, because this lack of prejudice may have been a reason why Celebrimbor trusted Annatar, and then… well, we know what happened then.

This is lovely, particularly the point about the star of Feanor on the doors :  Celebrimbor isn’t ashamed of who he is.  One reason why the fall of Eregion is so very poignant…   Eregion, and the Union of Maedhros, are the two things that make me want to shout angrily : no, but this should have worked!  It *should* have worked… 

It should have worked! It would have been so right! It’s as if LotR had ended in an epic failure, the point being that sometimes history doesn’t go the way it should. (Like we didn’t know that.)
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stranger things minimalist: teenagers arc + name meanings
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absolutely

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okay, so, Percy lowkey thrives in college

Why??? Bc New Rome’s university is specifically catered to demigods and any issues they have with learning. He’s not gonna have to deal with asshole teachers calling him lazy like…it’s a good setup for him okay

I could see him maybe transferring in like junior year once he figured out specifically what he wanted to do with his life but also we don’t know about their departments and programs…so maybe he’d just stay idk, we know from the fact there’s like ex-legion members that are still duty bound living in the mortal world that it’s probably like an Actual Good School, so idk. Not life or death specifics wise so headcannon as you will.

Anyway, Percy and Annabeth have an apartment in New Rome and Annabeth commutes to her school (what was the sweatshirt in sotd??? I can’t remember rip). They’re cute and in love yadayada

So anyway, Percy does really well in college but also he’s a masochist, so he decides to push his luck with a double major 

Like. Okay. Percy never expected to really make it to college, so he never really put in a lot of thought of what he wanted to do with his life- but now he had to actually, you know, decide. What does he like??? Uh, basketball, skateboarding, and ocean life. Canon.

Like…the boy has literally snuck out multiple times in the middle of the night just to cut animals out of garbage or fishing nets, he’s not as outspoken as Grover but he always feels strongly about protecting the environment, that whole scene in the Atlanta Aquarium in moa??? Maybe he’d put off the idea of making a marine career at first because it feels cliché for the sea god’s kid, but he’s eventually going to figure out that this is what he’s passionate about

He’s gonna remember his promise to save those creatures from Atlanta and OH BOY

so his double major: Marine Biology and Environmental Education (with a focus in Oceanography)

He does pretty well as stated and gets a few internships at different zoos and aquariums in California to help him out (not sea world he’s gonna fight them)

So anyway by the time he graduates and everything he’s got like two relatively decent jobs bc he’s suspiciously great with the animals??? So he gets promoted from intern lmao

He keeps up there for a few years but then Annabeth gets a job offer down in Florida, right

And like…Florida isn’t exactly a Dream Land for two 26 year olds but there’s always a lot of building going on down there and this promising startup company wants Annabeth to head them which is like the deal of a lifetime tbh so she jumps right on it. They get engaged before they move there officially and Annabeth’s first paycheck from this place is enough for them to buy a spot of land for her to build their dream house like y’all….I love them 

But okay back on track: it’s Florida. Percy doesn’t exactly have any trouble finding work with his degrees lmao

But he finds himself getting a little frustrated with the people he works with?? Like. He can’t just exactly say “Hey boss we need to warm up the tank temperatures a little bit the fish keep telling me they don’t feel well”. He can’t tell the vet that the dolphin is swimming weirdly because she’s depressed by the fact a boat propeller killed her baby. And he’s really fired up about the fact that like…the animals are being kept there indefinitely. Like he doesn’t think that’s right and he can tell the animals aren’t happy

And every now and then he’s reminded off all the drugged up animals in Atlanta and he is just….angry™

So who’s to say what was the actual tipping point for him but he decides to start up his own place

To the surprise of no one, Annabeth’s company handles the construction of the place

Some of the builders get a little confused because Hazel’s on site messing with the mist for a while but once everything is finished it looks hella great

His big plan is to run a marine life sanctuary/rehabilitation center mainly- he’ll let people in for aquarium tours while the animals are healing from whatever issues they have but he sets them free once they’re in the clear. Hazel was messing with the mist during construction because there’s an entire hidden wing of the place where they can also take care of any mythical sea creatures that need help 

Obviously none of the mortal workers or tour groups know about this place but it’s fine okay it works out fight me

By this point Grover has started up his own wildlife/environment charity foundation so while Percy is still getting his sanctuary on it’s legs G-man sends some of his workers to volunteer there so that’s great

The mortal workers are all so,,,baffled by this fucking boy lmao

Like first they think he’s an intimidating boss because he wants everything done in Very Specific Ways and they’ll see him get pissed off at government reports of the ocean and shit but then someone will come into work early and find him in a pool stroking a fucking shark and softly saying “Shelia, you didn’t deserve any of that and I am so sorry you had to put up with his loser ass” asdfghhjl

The sanctuary tours become a small local success pretty quickly because Percy’s so outspoken about trying to get these animals better and it starts off as people going “okay we’ll go once and then feel good that we spent some pity money on a dolphins health” but like. When they’re just getting started out they only do a couple tours a day so Percy leads them himself and they’re SO FUNNY. All the kids love him and they’re actually Learning about stuff so when they keep begging their parents to go back no one can really resist. 

Like it’s very easy for him to make the educational lectures take on an entertaining spin, and he has an answer for almost every question ranging from Actually Informative to ‘what’s that manatee’s favorite color’. 

So this soon becomes the Town Hotspot and the place starts Thriving 

Most of his workers are marine vets, volunteers from Grover’s foundation, and young adult demigods who are in the ‘I Didn’t Think I’d Live This Long What Do I Do Now’ stage. He literally worked out a program with Camp Halfblood to send people down there if they didn’t want to stay at camp but also didn’t really know what to do, and since they’d mostly be working in the mythical creatures wing that Hazel misted up, they wouldn’t really have to worry too much about monster attacks while trying to get their lives together

Percy’s sanctuary makes it’s first splash in the news when he decides it’s finally time to Fight The Atlanta Aquarium 

Grover’s foundation is a Pretty Big Deal by this point so when he gets Grover’s help on it the media lowkey starts following it because like…what is this little sanctuary doing trying to take on an accredited aquarium 

But he’s too fired up about those drugged up creatures being forced to perform so he goes hard okay

And listen don’t @ me with Frank got those fish centaur guys to go rescue everyone like….that was a HUGE exhibit lead by two corrupt gods and was also situated on dry land like…nah. Plus Percy is pretty sure that if they were mistreating mythical creatures (that were literally the gods’ children), they were probably mistreating the normal animals too. So he won’t drop this fight and Phorcys and Keto can’t exactly just, kill him flat out now that Grover’s got the media involved because it would look to suspicious, and then fucking Poseidon hears about this and decides to Get Involved and helps Percy dig up enough receipts on them so he wins in the court of public opinion, and it’s a whole thing but they ultimately quit and hand over the animals. 

And once they get all the animals there and situated…Woo Boy

Practically everyone’s working overtime because they’re ever so slightly short staffed on vets so he’s looking for new volunteers every day

They were f u c k e d by the amount of mythical creatures and there’s like. Not exactly a branch of veterinary school that covers them??? So he calls Frank down there, Grover shows up with a couple other satyrs and Poseidon sends a few Nereids to help out and they just gotta. Fucking help these animals withdraw from the sedatives and then try to get them to talk omg. It takes some time for all of them to calm down and actually trust Percy and his workers but it eventually works out. 

Frank finds that as stressful as the whole thing was he actually really enjoyed helping out, and he’s been a little lost figuring out what he wants to do as a career so he just…lowkey doesn’t leave Florida and starts showing up every day lmao. Percy’s not exactly gonna turn him away, you know?

They had to stop tours while they were getting all the new animals in and figuring out what was wrong with them, but once they open their doors again the people are WILD 

Because of the press and everything. Suddenly their little local fish rehab was saving animals from bad people in other states!!! Everyone wanted to see the new animals!!! So that ended up bringing in a lot of money 

And then people from out of state were coming in because they really wanted to see if the animals were actually being treated better

So suddenly Percy’s little sanctuary is like. On the Map™

And Percy has never been fond of being in the spotlight or anything, but he’s not a dumbass- he knows that the more well known the place gets, the more money they’ll make, which will lead to them being able to help even more animals

So he makes a point to donate some percentage of all money to Grover’s foundation 

Starts getting vocal on social media about the EPA and everything going on with the environment and stuff. One time he very passive aggressively @-ed trump in a bunch of tweets about climate change and it trended for like a week lmao (’Percy….you can’t just do that’ ‘I have literally looked Zeus in the eye and told him to go fuck himself before, the president has no power over me’)

Every now and then the place will host protecting the planet seminars for like, preschool or kindergarten classes on field trips like they’ll talk all about things they can do to Help Out and he’ll tell them all about how marine life is effected by what humans do and he’ll go out of his way to show them animals with injuries from like those plastic six-pack holders and shit it’s a whole thing

I’m sorry I’m just imagining Percy taking a tour group into a huge amphitheater with a pool in the center and going ‘and this is where we’d keep and show off our whales….IF WE WERE ASSHOLES’ lmao

Like yeah, they do get an occasional injured whale but he always gives them top priority when that happens bc he doesn’t want them there too long. More than once he’s discreetly used some ~sea powers~ to try and get them out in under a day. They put trackers on the whales though- the mortal vets believe it’s just to make sure they make it back to their pods when released, but it’s really so that if a dolphin or something swims up to Percy like ‘hey bitch whatever your guys did the other day stopped working come help’ he can find them fairly easily lol

One of the Hip Young Teen Demigods™ working for him convinces Percy to make those trackers into one of those fun apps where anyone can go on and see where certain whales are and learn some little fun facts and shit. Annabeth sets that up and adds a little feature where like each month there’ll be a new quiz and depending on how well you do you could get like cheaper or free tickets for the tours and stuff

Sorry I just imagined Percy taking Estelle on a behind the scenes tour and letting her swim with some dolphins and now I’m crying 

She comes down to visit whenever she can….we know this

One day her teacher is covering current events and is like ‘the government wants to get rid of the Environmental Protection Agency’ and she’s like ‘my big brother Percy said he and Mr. Grover are gonna get in a fist fight with the president if that happens’ asdfgghj

Oh my G o d she reaches the little mermaid phase that every child has so he takes her to the mythical wing to meet some actual mermaids- there’s a few staying there because after they got captured by the Atlanta place they were too scared to go back to the open ocean and he and the other workers haven’t managed to talk them down about it yet. They REALLY liked seeing Estelle though and went out of their way to make her laugh. Estelle loved it and told Percy it was much better than the mermaid actresses the aquarium her school went to had and Percy was like B O I. 

So he’s been feeling bad about these mermaids being stuck in one tank anyway so he talked to them about swimming around with the other animals during tours (you know the mortals would just think they’re just actresses bc of the mist…like damn they though Mrs. O’Leary was a poodle lmao), and the mermaids are a little nervous but decide to do it

It’s a HIT with the tour groups and it works out really well!! because!! The mermaids start socializing with other ocean creatures again and get used to everything, so after a while most of them finally feel comfortable going back to the actual ocean!! 

ALSO this DOUBLE works out because the mortals just see them as actresses and whatnot but every now and then Percy or one of the demigod workers will hear a kid be like ‘but they have gills!!! that one’s skin is blue!!! look at their teeth!!!’ and they’ll notify Chiron to send some satyrs down 

All in all Estelle saved the day there lol

Do you think this boy’s not gonna fight Sea World??? please

Honestly if he finds anything sketchy out about any aquarium, like, anywhere, he makes a point to try and liberate the animals

He’s obviously very hands-on with the actual care of the creatures

Like asdfg I’m just imagining the vets being like ‘this shark is dangerous and agitated we need to sedate it to find out whats wrong’ and Percy just hops in the fucking pool and starts petting it and is like ‘he’s afraid of needles Carson just come over here and help me clean out his gills’ lmao

A sea lion that’s been there for a few weeks is acting weird and won’t let the Vet get near it and the vet‘s freaking out but Percy strolls in with a bucket of fish going ‘She’s upset that you forgot her birthday, you dick’ lmao

“MR. JACKSON THATS A TANK FULL OF MAN O’ WAR JELLYFISH YOU NEED TO GET OUT OF THERE IMMEDIATELY”

Percy, holding eye contact with the vet as he deliberately strokes the jellyfishes: “Some of us can handle it”

“WHAT THE F U C K”

Like the vets are just constantly so exasperated and mildly terrified by his actions but like…they all work, for no understandable reason, there’s no reason this BUFFOON should still be alive, why do all the teenage workers keep laughing at them whenever Percy pulls a new stunt??? 

lmao the demigod workers get the biggest kicks out of the mortal vets freakouts it’s so funny to them and sometimes they wanna talk about Percy’s abilities at work so instead of saying ‘son of poseidon’ they’ll call him ‘dr. dolittle’ but that spurs the vets FURTHER because he’s not even a doctor!!! he doesn’t have a veterinary degree!!! what the fuck!!!

it’s just a whole Thing

“I’m gonna sue Sea World” “Why” “…Because I hate them”

Oh my God Percy in the middle of giving a tour but Poseidon is in the fucking tour group and keeps shouting out facts before Percy can finish a sentence and Percy is just like father,,,,,,,I will ban you from the premises if I must, and they banter the whole time and the rest of the tour group thinks its fucking hilarious

someone films them arguing over Fun Octopus Trivia (’Son you CANNOT POSSIBLY be trying to tell me I don’t know what I’m talking about!!’) and it fucking trends because they’re so fucking heated about ocean facts like nerds

“I notice there’s not a single statue of fountain in the likeness of the god of the sea, even though this is an aquarium? Odd design choice.”

“DAD I WILL CALL SECURITY.”

Poseidon finally pushes Percy too far when he tries to correct his speech on sea turtles and Percy, knowing damn well his father can’t just reveal he’s a god to this group of mortals, goes “Hey, Dad…remind me again, which one of us has degrees in this field??” and Poseidon’s jaw DROPS and the tour is like oooooohhh shit!!! lmao

This leads to like a solid 15 minutes of kids going “hey yeah Percy’s saved so many sea animals!!! What have YOU ever done!!” and Poseidon is just completely flabbergasted he finally concedes and lets Percy finish in silence lmao

this was on the video,,,,,there’s a viral video of Percy letting the god of the sea get shredded by 10 year olds that think Percy’s the coolest dude around,,,,iconique 

Rachel Elizabeth Dare??? Being the sanctuary’s biggest benefactor??? It’s More Likely Than You Think

We know she’s gonna spend most of her money donating to charities and foundations and her two favorite are Grover’s thing and Percy’s sanctuary 

Every now and then one of the demigod workers will decide they Actually Like What They’re Doing There so Percy will write them college recommendation letters and help them figure out what they wanna major specifically in and if they’re staying in the area he’ll work their schedules around their school hours so they won’t have to worry about finding a new job/going back to having to worry about monster attacks 24/7

Some of the others might only be there for a little bit while they figure things out but either way it’s a safe place and relatively enjoyable work so most of them are pretty happy so the program he runs with the camp is like. Highly recommended. A lot of the kids view it as like a gap year

So what I’m saying is…it’s a sanctuary in more ways than one

Every time people try to rate like, the safest aquariums and whatnot his is always at the top of the list

He’s highly praised for how quickly and thoroughly his team is able to rehabilitate animals

They’re always providing educational information about marine life and the environment and once they get Big he’s able to start funding programs to clean up the ocean and stuff

Remember Frank was hanging around??? Percy eventually puts him as the lead on-call doctor for the mythical creatures wing. Do to Percy, Frank and the demigod workers constant working to help these guys get better there’s a significant drop in demigod-ocean-death numbers

Got shipwrecked??? Man some mermaids saved us!! A thirty foot long sea dragon winked at me!!! Some fish centaurs gave me some brownies!! 

Like,,,the word gets around, you know? It’s rad

Oh my God sometimes Bessie pops up and Percy’s like ‘you know damn well you’re fine’ but she misses him asdfgh

Tyson showing up every time Rainbow gets a cold 

Imagine Percy giving tours and all the creatures raptly follow him in their tanks and the group is flipping their shit but he hardly notices 

baby chase-jackson growing up around all this 

crying

takes the kid to work with him all the time I’m…..

some of the mortal workers thinking Percy’s not actually THAT good with the sea animals, he’s just good at showmanship or whatever but then they’ll sneak into work when he’s supposed to be the only one there and he’s just hand feeding an elephant seal and saying “TELL ME ABOUT IT, Janet” asdfgh

His fucking toddler is a few feet away in a pool, petting some electric eels but completely fine….these poor mortals honestly lmao

All in all though like….Percy as an environmental activist who runs a marine life sanctuary and rehab. This is what I support. This is what I’m about. This works very well like I could keep going if I wasn’t falling asleep presently

I love and miss Percy but anyway…this is canon like I’ll call Riordan myself if I gotta

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I’ve seen a lot of videos going around of urban-dwelling critters coming to humans for help with various problems, ranging from boxes stuck on their heads to young trapped down a storm drain, and it’s gotten me to thinking:

On the one hand, it’s kind of fascinating that they know to do that.

On the other hand, setting any questions of how this sort of behaviour must have arisen aside for the nonce, does it ever strike you how weird it is that we’ve got a whole collection of prey species whose basic problem-solving script ends with the step “if all else fails, go bother one of the local apex predators and maybe they’ll fix the problem for no reason”?

well, come to think of it, we’re at the top of the food chain but we almost exclusively hunt and kill prey out in the country. 

raccoons and possums and foxes and crows all succeed in an urban environment because they’re opportunistic and observant. and almost none of them would have observed us pounce on one of their species and then start eating it, you know? a lot of them would have observed that we scream and chase them out of wherever we don’t want them to be, but other animals are territorial too. but there’s a number of situations where humans feed whoever’s bold enough to take them up on the offer, and we do tend to pull garbage off of other animals as soon as they slow down enough for us to catch. ‘a human got me but nothing bad happened’ is a much more frequent thing than ‘a human got me and tried to eat me’.  

anyway like, we’re masters of our environment, we make weird shit happen all the time, we have lots of great food and sometimes we share, and we almost never eat someone. it makes sense for urban animals, over the last century or so, to just keep an eye out for opportunities to use us, and to pass the habit on to their kids. 

It really is a weird, funny thing. Like yeah, technically they’re predators, and they get pretty screamy, especially if you try to take any of their stuff… but given the chance it seems like they’d rather help us out and sometimes they’ll just randomly give you food, so???

I mean, I guess in fairytales and myths we’ve got our fair share of stories about dangerous people/creatures who might well kill you or otherwise ruin your life, but to whom people nonetheless turn for help in desperate circumstances. So it’s not like the perspective is exactly a foreign thing to our own mindset, really… It’s just that, y’know, we can’t actually go make a deal with the faeries when there’s something we can’t figure out.

(Which brings me to an interesting thought about the ubiquitous rule about never eating the faery food lest you find yourself forever unsatisfied with anything in the human world - and the potential parallels to the dangers of feeding wildlife human food lest they become addicted and too tame and dependent to be safe for either themselves or us. Hmm.)

Okay, but that last bit with the Fae…makes almost perfect sense.

Of the stories I’ve read, the food of the Fae, its origins and effects, are often strange and/or obscure.- Just like our food to most animals.

The Fae are strange beings that seem to know weird things that give them power or an edge over us.- Just like us to animals.

The Fae work and live by strange rules also often nonsensical or obscure to us.- Just like us to animals.

The Fae can easily obtain vast amounts of things we consider rare/precious/desireable, and have no problem with dishing it out wantonly for no other reason than amusement.- Just like us to animals.

The Fae sometimes are amused by having us around, but only on their terms and IF it amuses/intrigues them.- Just like us to animals.

GUYS, I SENSE A PATTERN….

-they have arcane social conventions and the punishment for not paying the correct respects right is banishment, if you’re lucky, and death if you’re not.

-they have wild and unexpected parties where you’d least expect to find them, but if you’re bold enough to entertain them they’ll feed you and caress you and play with you all night.

-time runs strangely in their realm. their homes are summerlands: warm and bright, no matter the season. there is always fruit on their tables. but not everyone who comes in from the cold is let back out again.  

-their games are cruel and complex and unfair, but if you can beat them by their own rules you will access riches beyond imagining.

-sometimes they just fucking fuck with you, the fuckheads.

-they will absolutely steal your children away. when your children return— if they ever do— they will come back strange. they will know things they shouldn’t. they won’t know things that they should. your strange children might survive, might even prosper, might take wives and husbands and have children of their own. but they will always be marked by their time away from your world.

-the price for pissing them off is always death. sometimes just you. sometimes your whole community. 

-if you are very good, and very smart, and very brave, they will grant your wish.

My eyes just got wider and wider the further down I read.

@deadcatwithaflamethrower

Well that went creepy in a hurry.

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deenoverdami:

I want you all to know that an Arab Muslim from Tunis proposed the Theory of Evolution near 600 years before Charles Darwin even took his first breath. Don’t let them erase you.

his name is Ibn Khaldun

Also, it was not the apple falling from a tree that made Issac Newton “discover” gravity. He was reading the books of Ibn Al Haytham, an Arab Muslim from Iraq, who pioneered the scientific method, discovered gravity and wrote about the laws governing the movement of bodies (now known as Newtons three laws of motion) some 600 years before Newton existed. Without him, modern science as we know it wouldn’t exist. Read on him. His achievements are far greater than what I’ve just mentioned here.

#no offense but arabs literally invented chemistry and algebra and we came up with the concept of the camera #the cataract operation that’s still practiced today was invented by an Arab #we created alchemy and the wright brothers used abbas ibn firnas’ findings and writings to build on to create a plane #I could go on and on and on #pls don’t erase our scientific history

I reblog this post every time I see it

We fucking replaced a Muslim scientist with an apple?

In the middle ages, THE place to go for an education was the middle East, or, failing that, Spain. The Muslim world didn’t have the same limits placed on scientific inquiry that the Christian world did, and since they were willing to look at more than just Aristotole and actually compare texts to the observable world, they had some incredible scientific and mathematical advancements. And street lights and toilets. I mean theories and algebra are great and all, but street lights and toilets. In the 12th century. Also medical advancements, and fewer rules against women studying. Hell, women *should* be the ones studying the female body, would you rather a woman see your female relatives, or some old man? Would you rather have someone who lives in the same kind of body, or one who has no first hand idea what the parts can do?

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I basically fly into a frothing rage now about the fact that American public schools (the majority) do not teach anything from the Middle or Far East in school history/geography/politics/art/social studies/culture because then students would learn things like this and then realize that having a Christian-Centric education is fucking wrong.
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Omg we’ve been honored! Thank you so much for drawing this it is really good and so is the rest of your art!

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