rakasha | Apr. 24th, 2018

Apr. 24th, 2018

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dizzymoogle:

Close up of Cid’s Picture

…you guys realize what this means, right?

Clarus took the picture.

Clarus was the Prompto.

@sparklecryptid
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Oh, he totally did. He went tomb raider and hated every minute of it. He didn’t have back up so often he would wind up at the closest outpost, his Armiger with a brand new weapon in it, but Ace himself covered in cuts and bruises because solo tomb raiding is not a good idea apparently.

The Glaives wind up at one of the outposts Ace stumbles into and Nyx and Libertus damn near have a heart attack when they see the state Ace is in.
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Pointing and laughing at Nyx’s progressive mental twister games to avoid acknowledging the fact he’s in love with twenty fucking million daemons in a trenchcoat.

Her actual job is as a songstress. Which sounds really noble and mystical, but this is Galahd so she’s more a crossover between a stand up comedian and professional satirist, with some nice music to go along with it.

So, early Regina Spektor and John Oliver had a baby, and her name is Selena.

She’s going to snark you until you’re crispy and the real burn is that the tune’s too catchy not to end up humming it once she’s done.

:D
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pinkwinged:

“You aspire to great things?

- Begin with little ones.”

St. Augustine of Hippo
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Pointing and laughing at Nyx’s progressive mental twister games to avoid acknowledging the fact he’s in love with twenty fucking million daemons in a trenchcoat.

Her actual job is as a songstress. Which sounds really noble and mystical, but this is Galahd so she’s more a crossover between a stand up comedian and professional satirist, with some nice music to go along with it.

So, early Regina Spektor and John Oliver had a baby, and her name is Selena.

She’s going to snark you until you’re crispy and the real burn is that the tune’s too catchy not to end up humming it once she’s done.

:D
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This might be how Nyx - and by extension, Ardyn - win Cor over, properly. The lack of an actual grudge.

Oh, they’re assholes.

All of them.

But then, so is Cor.

He’s annoyed at how much he understands them, because he’s not Galahdian! At all! This is bullshit and ridiculous and when the hell did he start to like. Raise a kid and everything.

Fuck.

(Nyx pats his back and goes “yeah, that’s how it happens really, just embrace it. The sex’s good at least!” And then Ardyn takes offense at the at least and that’s where Selena’s magnus opus comes into play, because wow, did everyone hear that? I’m pretty sure everyone heard that.)
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“Look, this is either going to kill you, or get you high as a kite in fair weather. It might also make your dick shrivel up and fall off. Fair warning is fair.”

God, Libertus with a mission tho. Being recalcitrant and stubborn and annoyed when things don’t work the way he wanted them to.

He’s meant to man a bar. He’s good at manning the bar! His bar is really popular! And then his crusade to get Ardyn well and truly shitfaced - no, merely drunk will not suffice, it must be absolute shitfaced amazingness - he’s discovered he has a really great talent for chemical warfare.

Like, wow, Lib, there’s a whole fantasy Eos version of the Genova conventions to outlaw your concoctions, shit.

“What the hell is that?” Cor asks on his first visit to Lib’s bar - reluctant as it was - staring at a giant tub of something percolating in a corner with literal poisonous clouds coming out of it, that sometimes, Cor swore, actually puffed up into little skull and crossbone clouds.

“King’s beer,” Libertus replies, without batting an eyelash. “So not for you.” Pause. “You’re the wrong kind of Immortal for that.”
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sparklecryptid:

no no but when Ace has to dress up like a Prince he wears royal purple robes. robes the same color of his armiger as a nod to ardyn.

ardyn has feelings about this, he isnt sure what they are.

Ardyn: Good to see that you’ve picked up a good fashion sense, nephew.

Ardyn is now determined to get Ace’s chosen companions into equally stylish outfits. (Ace: Run.)
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Ardyn and Ace are in the Citadel for a month before someone (Libertus) makes that joke.

The family dinner that night is more than awkward.

(That being said, Ardyn is more than willing to let Regis know that if Regis screws up Ardyn has no problems taking Ace and co. and leaving. Ace was Ardyn’s before he was Regis’ and Ardyn will let Regis know that.)
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albertothechihuahua:

this is the money dog, repost in the next 24 hours and money will come your way!!

ehh what the hell

OH MY GOD SO NO FUCKIN BULLSHIT I SWEAR To GOD. I reblogged this an hour ago and IM NOT Lying My Tax Refund which I did in late march popped into my Bank Account, and it was a Decent sized amount……

WHAT THE FUCK Is THIS MAGIC!??!?!?! Im trying this again IM NOT BSing hahahaha thats actually pretty cool xD

yooooo

yoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

FUCKIN YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

no BULLSHIT I KID YOU NOT! Look what I found while walking Home…..

OH MY GOD

OH MY F*CKIN GOD

THIS POST FUCKIN WORKS?!?!?! THIS IS PAST A COINCIDENCE NO WAY!??! NO FRIGGIN WAY!!!

Im Going to reblog this every day to test this, its MAGIC ITS FRIGGIN MAGIC

I need to believe in the heart of the post…

Oh? Well… *reblag*

i reblogged this and now my uncle is giving me 250 to dye my hair nani the fucko

I have nothing to lose

my palm was itchin today not riskin it

I always reblog the money posts cause I can’t afford not too lol

It works. I just got $300 for no reason.

Money dog is my friend

Money dog is the shit

I believe in the money dog😀

I believe in the money 🐶

Bless me pls money pup 🙏🐕

Just woke up 🙌🏿

Pplease😭🙏🏽

Doing this again because last time I reblogged this I got $50

can’t not reblog the money dog

REBLOG HELP ME MONEY DOG

My bank account needs you money dog

Money dog
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ryedragon:

inritum:

reblog and make a wish!

this was removed from tumbrl due to “violating one or more of Tumblr’s Community Guidelines”, but since my wish came true the first time, I’m putting it back. :)

OH MY FUCKING GOD, IT’S BACK ON MY DASH.

THIS SHIT WORKS OKAY, I AM DEAD SERIOUS.

The last time I saw this on my dash, I didn’t think it would happen, so jokingly I wished I could go to a fun. concert.

AND GUESS WHAT, I WENT TO A FUCKING FUN. CONCERT.

THIS SHIT WORKS, TRY IT.

YOOOOOOO

I SAW THIS ON MY DASH THE OTHER DAY AND THOUGHT “ITS WORTH A TRY” SO I WISHED I COULD GET A 3DS

LITERALLY LIKE 4 DAYS LATER MY DAD SENT ME A PICTURE OF THE 3DS XL HE BOUGHT FOR ME WHILE I WAS AT SCHOOL

IM STILL FREAKING OUT ABOUT THIS

holy fuck, I didn’t expect this to work, I was like psh, whatever it’s just a quick reblog, but I wished my Dad would actually respond back to me AND HE FUCKING DID A FEW DAYS LATER, I GOT A FUCKING TEXT FROM MY DAD TODAY WHO HASN’T SPOKEN OR RESPONDED TO ME IN MONTHS HOLY FUCK WHAT IS THIS MAGIC IT WORKS.

I WANTED TO SEE MY BOYFRIEND AND I DIDN’T THINK I’D GET DAYS OFF BUT THIS WEEKEND I’M HEADING UP THERE??? THIS IS CRAZY SHIT

SO LIKE I JOKINGLY WISHED FOR MY OWN LEN KAGAMINE AND THEN LIKE A WEEK LATER I GOT A LEN NENDOROID??? H ELP

WTF OKAY SO THIS SHOT ACTUALLY WORKS BECAUSE WHEN I WISHED, I HAD WISHED MY CRUSH WOULD LIKE ME BACK AND GUESS WHAT? I HAVE A BOYFRIEND NOW. WHAT THE HELLLLL?????

ok I’ve said this before but IM DOING IT AGAIN THE FIRST TIME I SAW THIS, MY WISH DID COME TRUE SO I REBLOGED AGAIN AND SAID IT IN THE TAGS BUT THEN I WISHED FOR SMTH ELSE AND IT LITERALLY LITERALLY HAPPENED LIKE A COUPLE DAYS LATER WHAT THE HELL SO NOW IM WRITING THIS HERE FOR YOU BC I DONT BELIEVE IN THIS CRAP BUT STILL IT’S AN AWFULLY BIG COINCIDENCE

THE BOY I FELL I LOVE WITH LEFT TO TRAVEL THE OTHER SIDE OF THE WORLD AND HAS BEEN GONE NOW FOR 3 MONTHS. WE HAVENT SPOKEN SINCE BECAUSE I DIDNT WANT TO MAKE HIM FEEL TRAPPED TO ME AND NOT ENJOY HIS TIME SO I WAITED FOR HIM TO CONTACT ME FIRST. I SAW THIS ON A PARTICULARLY LOW DAY WHEN I WAS MISSING HIM SO MUCH I CRIED FROM THE PAIN, GUYS I REALLY LOVE HIM, SO I THOUGHT MEH WHAT THE FUCK, AND WISHED HE WOULD JUST LET ME KNOW HE WAS OKAY.

GUYS.

HE FUCKING CALLED ME 20 MINUTES LATER

20 FUCKNG. MINUTES. LATER.

GOOD THINGS DO HAPPEN. AND ITS IN THIS POST.

I wish for someone to leave something in my ask.

OKAY SO I ASKED FOR A HEDGEHOG AND NOW GUESS WHO HAS A PET HEDGEHOG

worth a shot huh

WHY THE HELL NOT

Lmao I’ll give it a shot

tHIS SHIT WORKED IN LIKE 5 MINUTES WOW MIRACLE

I’ll give it a shot, because I’m bored..
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baffiet:

Newton never meant to become some type of animal crusader. At first, he was satisfied with just having his newt (wonderful creatures, he swears by it) Pickett. And Titus. And Finn- Oh, and Poppy and Marlow! And Tom! He wouldn’t dare forget Tom. They all were enough of a family for him to be happy. But then he’d ended up finding more, like Norris the Magpie and a couple of stray, malnourished wolves- all wonderful creatures he would rather not bring attention to.

It was about the fifteen animals down the road did he decide that maybe he was just meant to help animals rather than just be an underground chemist with no regard to boundaries.

Which was probably why he was here, at the wealthiest man in the world’s party, trying to scout out the host of the party just to flirt his way upstairs. Not for inapt purposes, of course, but rather to see if it was true that the man had a pet lynx locked away.

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Next thing you know, Ace has his own father and brother trying to set him up with Nyx. Half the Glaive is wondering why the two of them aren’t together already while the other half swears they are.

Eventually, it gets to the point where Libertus begins writing and singing love songs about Ace and Nyx whenever the two are near each other. Crowe has some of those songs recorded and plays them just to watch Nyx go white and Ace look like a startled cat.

(Libertus, Crowe, and Ardyn have each placed bets on how Ace and Nyx will confess. Crowe thinks it’ll be while the two of them are coming down from the high of battle, Libertus thinks Nyx is going to just kiss Ace outright one of these days, Ardyn thinks that Ace is going to do something Reckless and Almost Die and Nyx will be so overcome with relief that Ace is alive he confesses his love right there.

Ardyn wins the bet.)
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This might be how Nyx - and by extension, Ardyn - win Cor over, properly. The lack of an actual grudge.

Oh, they’re assholes.

All of them.

But then, so is Cor.

He’s annoyed at how much he understands them, because he’s not Galahdian! At all! This is bullshit and ridiculous and when the hell did he start to like. Raise a kid and everything.

Fuck.

(Nyx pats his back and goes “yeah, that’s how it happens really, just embrace it. The sex’s good at least!” And then Ardyn takes offense at the at least and that’s where Selena’s magnus opus comes into play, because wow, did everyone hear that? I’m pretty sure everyone heard that.)
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notavodkashot:

hamelin-born replied to your post “What’s Selena’s role in the Storm King AU?”

Also, Selena might declare that if HER brother is going to fuck thirty million demons in a trenchcoat, she’s going for the exact opposite - Selena probably hits on Luna when the Oracle comes to Galahd to try and ‘purify’ Ardyn.

Selena serenading the Oracle while Ravus turns purpler and purpler in the background because Selena is singing filth.

Granted, it’s very nice sounding filth and she has a voice like a siren but.

Filth.

Nyx is trying meld his hands to his face and snarling at Ardyn to STOP ENCOURAGING HER. Because Ardyn keeps requesting songs from her. The good ones. Cor might or might not be awkwardly patting Nyx’s back in sympathy because… well. He’s been in the receiving end of weaponized singing.

The Ulric siblings are terrifying, yes, but only one of them will eviscerate your character. The other contents himself with merely eviscerating you.

…Selena probably tries to hit on Noctis too. Because - hey, her brother’s had a lot of success with his Lucis Caelum. Plus, threesome. What sane person turns down a threesome? (She doesn’t pay the slightest bit of attention to the whole ‘prince’ thing.)

Ardyn probably finds it absolutely fucking hilarious that some people in the Citadel actually seem to be seriously considering it. Just think! The marriage of the Prince to the Storm King’s (sort of) sister-in-law! This could be a political match to help bring Galahd back into the fold!

In the meantime, Noctis is getting an education as Selena serenades him. He probably has to dig out a dictionary and an anatomy textbook. And then ask for clarification from a number of people who turn absolutely red and do spit-takes at his questions.
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thelattergaysaint:

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thelattergaysaint:

whazzor-bruwn:

thelattergaysaint:

They are going to pass all of their finals

who?

the student reading this ❤️

I mean thanks for the support but idk…

Reblogging with original вжух cat just to make sure
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ruiojousama:

Day 3 of @ardynyesconweek under “Happier Times”

Guess who had an intense chocobo phase? Little Ardyn sure did harbor a fondness for these feathery creatures. Especially the fat black ones.

Ardyn doesn’t escape my baby-verse. //evil cackles
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since im in a Royal Bastard AU mood have Ace being fucking brutal.

he gets it from Ardyn.

If Regis had had any hand in raising him Ace thinks that he would have more of a problem slaughtering his way through the horde made up against traitors to the Crown. They were still people, after all, people that if Ace was raised to be royalty he would have been sworn to protect.

The problem is that they took something precious to Ace. They took Nyx, and Ace can forgive a lot of things but he can’t forgive someone else taking what’s his.

The Glaives had been ordered to stand down, that there was nothing they could do to help Nyx. Libertus had been furious, storming into Ace’s bar with Crowe behind him, the two of them entering with fury in their eyes.

Libertus had told Ace about their orders and watched as a storm entered Ace’s eyes. As the air around them seemed to charge itself with electricity. It was as though a storm had entered the bar and Ace was at the center of it.

“Where is he?” Ace asked a simple question that betrayed the steel in his voice.

Pelna, who trailed behind Crowe had answered.

Ace nodded, called out to one of his employees to take over the bar, and proceeded to leave.

“Where are you going?” Crowe called out.

Ace met her gaze. “To get Nyx back.”

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