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There is no purer, holier HATE then being stuck in rush-hour traffic.
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There is no purer, holier HATE then being stuck in rush-hour traffic.
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akaluan:
hey aka! you’re officially blackkat now
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Okay so first off! A single piece of driftwood does not a blackkat make! e.e It’s ONE PAIRING. ONE. Granted, it’s a PIECE OF DRIFTWOOD I HACKED INTO BEING, BUT IT’S JUST ONE.
Second off! I love this so fucking much I just… yes. Yes good. Erich and Kisuke are fucking adorable together and I love it.
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akaluan:
hey aka! you’re officially blackkat now
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Okay so first off! A single piece of driftwood does not a blackkat make! e.e It’s ONE PAIRING. ONE. Granted, it’s a PIECE OF DRIFTWOOD I HACKED INTO BEING, BUT IT’S JUST ONE.
Second off! I love this so fucking much I just… yes. Yes good. Erich and Kisuke are fucking adorable together and I love it.
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Nyx, who is a big floppy shapeshifter that is also Cor’s and Ardyn’s other bf: That’s not my thing, I can’t even do that
Aerith: NYX DID IT
Ardyn: Nyx dear you know what we say about causing messes
Nyx: Not you too
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Aerith: NYX DID IT
Ardyn: Nyx dear you know what we say about causing messes
Nyx: Not you too
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That’s-
Exactly where I was going with it tbh. He has all these NORMAL diseases and things that cause pain but also the Scourge and he hates it because it makes things even worse.
Jean @ Ardyn: FUCK YOU
Ardyn: Is that any way to treat your father?
Jean: I HAVE THE SCOURGE BECAUSE OF YOU AND IT MAKES MY ALREADY PAINFUL PAIN EVEN WORSE
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That’s-
Exactly where I was going with it tbh. He has all these NORMAL diseases and things that cause pain but also the Scourge and he hates it because it makes things even worse.
Jean @ Ardyn: FUCK YOU
Ardyn: Is that any way to treat your father?
Jean: I HAVE THE SCOURGE BECAUSE OF YOU AND IT MAKES MY ALREADY PAINFUL PAIN EVEN WORSE
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Aww, thank you for the sweet words, love. I appreciate the concern. <3
Mmm, how about what Ardyn’s been doing before landing in with the Empire? How’s he kept himself entertained for two thousand years? What’s his favorite period of time? What was his fourteenth century?
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Aww, thank you for the sweet words, love. I appreciate the concern. <3
Mmm, how about what Ardyn’s been doing before landing in with the Empire? How’s he kept himself entertained for two thousand years? What’s his favorite period of time? What was his fourteenth century?
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sparklecryptid:
also, thinking about the guilt regis will feel post reveal when he finds out carly and katrina are dead is upsetting but also amusing at the same time
upsetting for obvious reasons amusing because of aces reaction to his bio-dad trying to talk to him about it regis: do you need counseling? do i need to get you a therapist? ace: you would literally have to get every refugee a therapist if you gave me one we’ve all seen some Shit
Honestly, the fact that Ace is a Galahdian refugee is just - going to be Such A Thing. Because - and I can’t recall if it’s canon or fandom - I don’t think that the Galahdian refugees are regarded very well by ‘native’ Insomnians; there’s a general derogatory attitude towards them, and a not-that-well-hidden scorn. So the fact that a Prince of the Blood Royal is Galahdian - and shared in that whole experience of not being treated very well by Insomnians - is going to make waves.
Wait until Regis finds out that Ace watched them die. That will put the bee in the hornet’s nest. Especially when he finds out that pretty much every single one of Ace’s people shares that experience as well.
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sparklecryptid:
also, thinking about the guilt regis will feel post reveal when he finds out carly and katrina are dead is upsetting but also amusing at the same time
upsetting for obvious reasons amusing because of aces reaction to his bio-dad trying to talk to him about it regis: do you need counseling? do i need to get you a therapist? ace: you would literally have to get every refugee a therapist if you gave me one we’ve all seen some Shit
Honestly, the fact that Ace is a Galahdian refugee is just - going to be Such A Thing. Because - and I can’t recall if it’s canon or fandom - I don’t think that the Galahdian refugees are regarded very well by ‘native’ Insomnians; there’s a general derogatory attitude towards them, and a not-that-well-hidden scorn. So the fact that a Prince of the Blood Royal is Galahdian - and shared in that whole experience of not being treated very well by Insomnians - is going to make waves.
Wait until Regis finds out that Ace watched them die. That will put the bee in the hornet’s nest. Especially when he finds out that pretty much every single one of Ace’s people shares that experience as well.
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Not immediately! Kisuke takes Kaito’s words of “hiding is an important Quincy skill!” to mean something along the lines of “when we’re young, or on our own surrounded by normal humans, hiding is REALLY IMPORTANT because Hollows are really dangerous to us and collateral damage is hard to explain.”
But it doesn’t take him long to realize that Erich’s reaction… doesn’t fit that interpretation completely. There’s too much wariness to Erich, no matter how he tries to hide it; the way he tries to never let Kisuke move behind him, the way he tenses minutely when Kisuke brushes against him, even the way he’s clearly worried about Kaito even if he can’t express that at all.
There’s fear, there, in Erich’s reactions. Fear of KISUKE.
(He didn’t do anything in front of Erich to warrant that fear.)
Kisuke experiments. ONCE.
(He doesn’t need to do it a second time.)
When Kaito is off, distracted by something else, Kisuke sets a hand on Benihime’s hilt. It’s a casual gesture, he doesn’t even close his hand, just… rests it there.
Erich’s body stiffens, and a flash of… resignation crosses his expression, even as he attempts to casually put himself between Kisuke and Kaito without tipping off the regular humans in the room with them.
(Well, Kisuke thinks, as he lets his hand fall away from Benihime’s hilt. That answers that.)
(How long did it take his alternate to convince Erich he was in no danger?)
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Not immediately! Kisuke takes Kaito’s words of “hiding is an important Quincy skill!” to mean something along the lines of “when we’re young, or on our own surrounded by normal humans, hiding is REALLY IMPORTANT because Hollows are really dangerous to us and collateral damage is hard to explain.”
But it doesn’t take him long to realize that Erich’s reaction… doesn’t fit that interpretation completely. There’s too much wariness to Erich, no matter how he tries to hide it; the way he tries to never let Kisuke move behind him, the way he tenses minutely when Kisuke brushes against him, even the way he’s clearly worried about Kaito even if he can’t express that at all.
There’s fear, there, in Erich’s reactions. Fear of KISUKE.
(He didn’t do anything in front of Erich to warrant that fear.)
Kisuke experiments. ONCE.
(He doesn’t need to do it a second time.)
When Kaito is off, distracted by something else, Kisuke sets a hand on Benihime’s hilt. It’s a casual gesture, he doesn’t even close his hand, just… rests it there.
Erich’s body stiffens, and a flash of… resignation crosses his expression, even as he attempts to casually put himself between Kisuke and Kaito without tipping off the regular humans in the room with them.
(Well, Kisuke thinks, as he lets his hand fall away from Benihime’s hilt. That answers that.)
(How long did it take his alternate to convince Erich he was in no danger?)
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sparklecryptid:
hamelin-born replied to your post: “Sometimes, when Ace is cleaning up the restaurant/bar after closing…”:
Oh goodness, why am I imagining Ace singing ‘It’s Over Isn’t It’? It - doesn’t really fit with the events of his life; it’s a hauntingly bittersweet song, though, and other characters might find it hits close to home…
Another haunting song: Wait For It.
hmmm now that im thinking but it i could rewrite write for it to fit better in the ffxv universe and have ace sing it at some point hmmm tempting hmmm
also its over isnt it is such a good song, maybe it could be a song thats popular on the main land and ace picked up somewhere? hmmmm
Honestly, I think ‘It’s Over, Isn’t It?’ it might be more of a Regis song then anything else.
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sparklecryptid:
hamelin-born replied to your post: “Sometimes, when Ace is cleaning up the restaurant/bar after closing…”:
Oh goodness, why am I imagining Ace singing ‘It’s Over Isn’t It’? It - doesn’t really fit with the events of his life; it’s a hauntingly bittersweet song, though, and other characters might find it hits close to home…
Another haunting song: Wait For It.
hmmm now that im thinking but it i could rewrite write for it to fit better in the ffxv universe and have ace sing it at some point hmmm tempting hmmm
also its over isnt it is such a good song, maybe it could be a song thats popular on the main land and ace picked up somewhere? hmmmm
Honestly, I think ‘It’s Over, Isn’t It?’ it might be more of a Regis song then anything else.
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sparklecryptid:
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They probably staunchly avoid talking about it and just - hesitantly let it grow.
next thing you know Ardyn makes Ace his son in all but blood and while both are unsure how it came to this they just go with it
…I wonder if Ace ever calls Ardyn ‘dad’.
TBH, I think that’s a level of EMOTION that they both might be - very uncomfortable with, but they know that that’s what they feel. It’s just - easier to call one another ‘nephew’ and ‘Uncle’. Almost like code words. It allows them a bit of distance so they aren’t - cracked open and on display before the world.
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sparklecryptid:
hamelin-born replied to your post: Given the events of the most recent chapter - I…
They probably staunchly avoid talking about it and just - hesitantly let it grow.
next thing you know Ardyn makes Ace his son in all but blood and while both are unsure how it came to this they just go with it
…I wonder if Ace ever calls Ardyn ‘dad’.
TBH, I think that’s a level of EMOTION that they both might be - very uncomfortable with, but they know that that’s what they feel. It’s just - easier to call one another ‘nephew’ and ‘Uncle’. Almost like code words. It allows them a bit of distance so they aren’t - cracked open and on display before the world.
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the money skull, reblog for money and or skulls
This image looked familiar. After a bit of head-scratching and a rummage through the image files, here’s what I was remembering…
This guy gets multiple rides over the river Styx. A+ planning.
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the money skull, reblog for money and or skulls
This image looked familiar. After a bit of head-scratching and a rummage through the image files, here’s what I was remembering…
This guy gets multiple rides over the river Styx. A+ planning.
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I still need to know what dog this is
It is the Caucasian Shepherd Dog aka Russian Bear Dog. This picture below is just a PUPPY.
Holy shit.
I NEED THIS IN MY LIFE NOW
MOUSE
THE REAL LIFE CLIFFORD!
Level 1
Level 17
Level 35
I could literally ride this dog into battle.
and I would.
For anyone wondering, that last pic is another awesome breed called the Tibetan Mastiff :)
Fun fact: Tibetan Mastiffs were often “paired” with Tibetan Spaniels. The Tibetan Spaniel is a natural-born tattle tale and would run along monastery walls to keep an eye out for intruders. Upon spotting someone suspicious they would go get the big dog.
N O. Oh my God that is so cute
Tibetan Mastiffs can clear an 8-foot fence. And not all of them look exactly like that, the pair in my neighborhood have much shorter hair and just look like large fluff balls.
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I still need to know what dog this is
It is the Caucasian Shepherd Dog aka Russian Bear Dog. This picture below is just a PUPPY.
Holy shit.
I NEED THIS IN MY LIFE NOW
MOUSE
THE REAL LIFE CLIFFORD!
Level 1
Level 17
Level 35
I could literally ride this dog into battle.
and I would.
For anyone wondering, that last pic is another awesome breed called the Tibetan Mastiff :)
Fun fact: Tibetan Mastiffs were often “paired” with Tibetan Spaniels. The Tibetan Spaniel is a natural-born tattle tale and would run along monastery walls to keep an eye out for intruders. Upon spotting someone suspicious they would go get the big dog.
N O. Oh my God that is so cute
Tibetan Mastiffs can clear an 8-foot fence. And not all of them look exactly like that, the pair in my neighborhood have much shorter hair and just look like large fluff balls.
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sparklecryptid:
oh god, okay, but
a Reveal! Scenario where the Wall still falls, Regis still loses his finger, and things look hopeless but just as Nyx and Crowe are leading the King, Clarus and Luna out of the Citadel and Glauca appears but so does Ace
and Ace is pissed. this is his second home that the Imperials have ruined. in a flash of motion so fast few catch it Ace grabs the ring from Regis and slips it on.
Everyone that knows what the ring does expects him to die, but he doesn’t, instead the ring seems to listen to him and Ace promptly kicks Glauca’s ass with Nyx’s help as Crowe gets the others out of the city.
#royal bastard au#reveal! scenario#lmao also imagining that after that; when ace shows up to the hammerhead a day later with nyx and the ring he just kinda; tosses it back to#regis and says; ‘i believe this is yours#also i ruined your city by bringing some giant ass statues to life im sorry’#'but i’d rather that happen than a bunch of giant ass daemons wander around’#then he just; collapses at a table#nyx who now knows who aces father is coughs awkwardly#ace groans 'i am not dealing with this right now alright nyx? i just shortened my lifespan by literal years this is not happening right now#i am not dealing with it’
Ace might have also had a few words for Somnus. As a matter of fact, he probably had an entire phone book’s worth of them. The rest of the Kings of Old sat back and enjoyed the spectacle as Somnus was lambasted within an inch of his unlife by an individual trained in the fine art of sarcasm and roasting by one Ardyn Lucis Caelum, who himself holds the title of Trollmaster Supreme. Ace probably ended up by telling the kings in tones brooking No Argument that if they even thought about ashing Nyx/blinding Ignis, he’d come back. And he’d let them all know what he really thought of them.
Ace was actually glad to get some of that off of his chest. It was very refreshing. And he needed it, before being thrown into a battle against General Glauca, for Ramuh’s sake, he’s been dying to do this ever since Ace first introduced him to his ‘boss’.
…Ace really never expected to reach the age he’s at now anyway, so he’s grumpy about the lost years, but not devastated. He just knows that Uncle Ardyn’s going to have words for him, though.
Nyx continues to look at Ace. Ace groans, and rolls his head to one side so that one bloodshot eye fixes on Regis. “Fine! Mom was Katrina Appollonian. My birthday is (date here). Hi. I’m going to sleep now.”
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sparklecryptid:
oh god, okay, but
a Reveal! Scenario where the Wall still falls, Regis still loses his finger, and things look hopeless but just as Nyx and Crowe are leading the King, Clarus and Luna out of the Citadel and Glauca appears but so does Ace
and Ace is pissed. this is his second home that the Imperials have ruined. in a flash of motion so fast few catch it Ace grabs the ring from Regis and slips it on.
Everyone that knows what the ring does expects him to die, but he doesn’t, instead the ring seems to listen to him and Ace promptly kicks Glauca’s ass with Nyx’s help as Crowe gets the others out of the city.
#royal bastard au#reveal! scenario#lmao also imagining that after that; when ace shows up to the hammerhead a day later with nyx and the ring he just kinda; tosses it back to#regis and says; ‘i believe this is yours#also i ruined your city by bringing some giant ass statues to life im sorry’#'but i’d rather that happen than a bunch of giant ass daemons wander around’#then he just; collapses at a table#nyx who now knows who aces father is coughs awkwardly#ace groans 'i am not dealing with this right now alright nyx? i just shortened my lifespan by literal years this is not happening right now#i am not dealing with it’
Ace might have also had a few words for Somnus. As a matter of fact, he probably had an entire phone book’s worth of them. The rest of the Kings of Old sat back and enjoyed the spectacle as Somnus was lambasted within an inch of his unlife by an individual trained in the fine art of sarcasm and roasting by one Ardyn Lucis Caelum, who himself holds the title of Trollmaster Supreme. Ace probably ended up by telling the kings in tones brooking No Argument that if they even thought about ashing Nyx/blinding Ignis, he’d come back. And he’d let them all know what he really thought of them.
Ace was actually glad to get some of that off of his chest. It was very refreshing. And he needed it, before being thrown into a battle against General Glauca, for Ramuh’s sake, he’s been dying to do this ever since Ace first introduced him to his ‘boss’.
…Ace really never expected to reach the age he’s at now anyway, so he’s grumpy about the lost years, but not devastated. He just knows that Uncle Ardyn’s going to have words for him, though.
Nyx continues to look at Ace. Ace groans, and rolls his head to one side so that one bloodshot eye fixes on Regis. “Fine! Mom was Katrina Appollonian. My birthday is (date here). Hi. I’m going to sleep now.”
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My operation was postponed by a nearly two weeks and is tomorrow. We don’t have the money to pay for parking. I’m literally cursing up a storm at my life. If you have a few pence, it’d be appreciated. Literally £10 would help cover most of the all day cost at the hospital for parking (and it will be all day unfortunately)
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My operation was postponed by a nearly two weeks and is tomorrow. We don’t have the money to pay for parking. I’m literally cursing up a storm at my life. If you have a few pence, it’d be appreciated. Literally £10 would help cover most of the all day cost at the hospital for parking (and it will be all day unfortunately)
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sparklecryptid:
oh god, okay, but
a Reveal! Scenario where the Wall still falls, Regis still loses his finger, and things look hopeless but just as Nyx and Crowe are leading the King, Clarus and Luna out of the Citadel and Glauca appears but so does Ace
and Ace is pissed. this is his second home that the Imperials have ruined. in a flash of motion so fast few catch it Ace grabs the ring from Regis and slips it on.
Everyone that knows what the ring does expects him to die, but he doesn’t, instead the ring seems to listen to him and Ace promptly kicks Glauca’s ass with Nyx’s help as Crowe gets the others out of the city.
#royal bastard au#reveal! scenario#lmao also imagining that after that; when ace shows up to the hammerhead a day later with nyx and the ring he just kinda; tosses it back to#regis and says; ‘i believe this is yours#also i ruined your city by bringing some giant ass statues to life im sorry’#‘but i’d rather that happen than a bunch of giant ass daemons wander around’#then he just; collapses at a table#nyx who now knows who aces father is coughs awkwardly#ace groans ‘i am not dealing with this right now alright nyx? i just shortened my lifespan by literal years this is not happening right now#i am not dealing with it’
Ace might have also had a few words for Somnus. As a matter of fact, he probably had an entire phone book’s worth of them. The rest of the Kings of Old sat back and enjoyed the spectacle as Somnus was lambasted within an inch of his unlife by an individual trained in the fine art of sarcasm and roasting by one Ardyn Lucis Caelum, who himself holds the title of Trollmaster Supreme. Ace probably ended up by telling the kings in tones brooking No Argument that if they even thought about ashing Nyx/blinding Ignis, he’d come back. And he’d let them all know what he really thought of them.
Ace was actually glad to get some of that off of his chest. It was very refreshing. And he needed it, before being thrown into a battle against General Glauca, for Ramuh’s sake, he’s been dying to do this ever since Ace first introduced him to his ‘boss’.
…Ace really never expected to reach the age he’s at now anyway, so he’s grumpy about the lost years, but not devastated. He just knows that Uncle Ardyn’s going to have words for him, though.
Nyx continues to look at Ace. Ace groans, and rolls his head to one side so that one bloodshot eye fixes on Regis. “Fine! Mom was Katrina Appollonian. My birthday is (date here). Hi. I’m going to sleep now.”
Somnus: The ring-
Ace: Comes with a price. I know, but if you even think about hurting my husband or my half-brothers’ friends I will come into the afterlife and erase you from existence alright?
The first time Ace was introduced to Glauca he had to resist the urge to stab him. It would not have been Good if he stabbed the General. So it was kinda freeing really to go all out against Glauca.
Ace really didnt expect to live as long as he has so he just kinda goes ‘fuck thats annoying that my lifespan just got shorter than it already is.’ and shrugs it off.
“You can’t just drop a bomb like that on them and sleep,” Nyx says, Ace promptly gives him the finger, Nyx bites back a chuckle.
Cid has a few words for Regis and they as follows, “You fucked up.”
royal bastard au later when ace is actually awake enough for a conversation he tells everyone that he has no desire for the throne so like noctis can still have it ace doesnt care and of course while hes saying this fucking ardyn shows up having heard what happened and goes 'the ring has already accepted you; should you be king’ and at this point its more teasing than anything between them still ace tries to elbow hi *him
Ardyn: Really, nephew, your acceptance by the Kings of Old does indicate that you -
Ace: I met great-grandfucker when I put the ring on and tore Somnus a new one.
Ardyn: *switches tracks instantaneously, eyes bright* Tell me more!
Also, Ace to Nyx: Nyx. Sweetheart. Husband. Love of my life. I have fucking been awake for seventy-two hours straight organizing evacuation routes, stuffing damn near everything I could get my hands on into my Armiger, swearing at Uncle Ardyn over speakerphone, literally RUNNING from my bar to the Citadel, literally warping all OVER the damn place trying to find you, had a SCREAMING MATCH with my great-great-great-great-you get the fucking idea grandfather who is an ENORMOUS DICK, fought GENERAL FUCKING GLAUCA with you, had to escape a Nifleheim-occupied INSOMNIA with you, had to hitchike out to the Hammerhead and THEN tell my father that he had sex with my mom which is something that makes me want to scrub my soul out with razor wire, I will fucking kill the next person who wakes me up and if it’s YOU I will tell Selena about that time with the Malboro AM I CLEAR? Ace: *Pauses for breath.* Oh, and I’ll also tell Uncle Ardyn that you’ve volunteered for a refresher course in sensitivity training. (Ardyn’s ‘sensitivity training’ is the kind of thing of which nightmares are made)
*snicker*. Cid’s got the right of it, Regis - quite literally, in this case. Ace: Do you know how embarassing it was having to ask Mom if she’d had sex with the king after I damn near started an earthquake?
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sparklecryptid:
oh god, okay, but
a Reveal! Scenario where the Wall still falls, Regis still loses his finger, and things look hopeless but just as Nyx and Crowe are leading the King, Clarus and Luna out of the Citadel and Glauca appears but so does Ace
and Ace is pissed. this is his second home that the Imperials have ruined. in a flash of motion so fast few catch it Ace grabs the ring from Regis and slips it on.
Everyone that knows what the ring does expects him to die, but he doesn’t, instead the ring seems to listen to him and Ace promptly kicks Glauca’s ass with Nyx’s help as Crowe gets the others out of the city.
#royal bastard au#reveal! scenario#lmao also imagining that after that; when ace shows up to the hammerhead a day later with nyx and the ring he just kinda; tosses it back to#regis and says; ‘i believe this is yours#also i ruined your city by bringing some giant ass statues to life im sorry’#‘but i’d rather that happen than a bunch of giant ass daemons wander around’#then he just; collapses at a table#nyx who now knows who aces father is coughs awkwardly#ace groans ‘i am not dealing with this right now alright nyx? i just shortened my lifespan by literal years this is not happening right now#i am not dealing with it’
Ace might have also had a few words for Somnus. As a matter of fact, he probably had an entire phone book’s worth of them. The rest of the Kings of Old sat back and enjoyed the spectacle as Somnus was lambasted within an inch of his unlife by an individual trained in the fine art of sarcasm and roasting by one Ardyn Lucis Caelum, who himself holds the title of Trollmaster Supreme. Ace probably ended up by telling the kings in tones brooking No Argument that if they even thought about ashing Nyx/blinding Ignis, he’d come back. And he’d let them all know what he really thought of them.
Ace was actually glad to get some of that off of his chest. It was very refreshing. And he needed it, before being thrown into a battle against General Glauca, for Ramuh’s sake, he’s been dying to do this ever since Ace first introduced him to his ‘boss’.
…Ace really never expected to reach the age he’s at now anyway, so he’s grumpy about the lost years, but not devastated. He just knows that Uncle Ardyn’s going to have words for him, though.
Nyx continues to look at Ace. Ace groans, and rolls his head to one side so that one bloodshot eye fixes on Regis. “Fine! Mom was Katrina Appollonian. My birthday is (date here). Hi. I’m going to sleep now.”
Somnus: The ring-
Ace: Comes with a price. I know, but if you even think about hurting my husband or my half-brothers’ friends I will come into the afterlife and erase you from existence alright?
The first time Ace was introduced to Glauca he had to resist the urge to stab him. It would not have been Good if he stabbed the General. So it was kinda freeing really to go all out against Glauca.
Ace really didnt expect to live as long as he has so he just kinda goes ‘fuck thats annoying that my lifespan just got shorter than it already is.’ and shrugs it off.
“You can’t just drop a bomb like that on them and sleep,” Nyx says, Ace promptly gives him the finger, Nyx bites back a chuckle.
Cid has a few words for Regis and they as follows, “You fucked up.”
royal bastard au later when ace is actually awake enough for a conversation he tells everyone that he has no desire for the throne so like noctis can still have it ace doesnt care and of course while hes saying this fucking ardyn shows up having heard what happened and goes 'the ring has already accepted you; should you be king’ and at this point its more teasing than anything between them still ace tries to elbow hi *him
Ardyn: Really, nephew, your acceptance by the Kings of Old does indicate that you -
Ace: I met great-grandfucker when I put the ring on and tore Somnus a new one.
Ardyn: *switches tracks instantaneously, eyes bright* Tell me more!
Also, Ace to Nyx: Nyx. Sweetheart. Husband. Love of my life. I have fucking been awake for seventy-two hours straight organizing evacuation routes, stuffing damn near everything I could get my hands on into my Armiger, swearing at Uncle Ardyn over speakerphone, literally RUNNING from my bar to the Citadel, literally warping all OVER the damn place trying to find you, had a SCREAMING MATCH with my great-great-great-great-you get the fucking idea grandfather who is an ENORMOUS DICK, fought GENERAL FUCKING GLAUCA with you, had to escape a Nifleheim-occupied INSOMNIA with you, had to hitchike out to the Hammerhead and THEN tell my father that he had sex with my mom which is something that makes me want to scrub my soul out with razor wire, I will fucking kill the next person who wakes me up and if it’s YOU I will tell Selena about that time with the Malboro AM I CLEAR? Ace: *Pauses for breath.* Oh, and I’ll also tell Uncle Ardyn that you’ve volunteered for a refresher course in sensitivity training. (Ardyn’s ‘sensitivity training’ is the kind of thing of which nightmares are made)
*snicker*. Cid’s got the right of it, Regis - quite literally, in this case. Ace: Do you know how embarassing it was having to ask Mom if she’d had sex with the king after I damn near started an earthquake?
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I can’t afford pads (hell for anyone, but especially a trans man), cat supplies, or my phone bill this month. All in all roughly 225 to 250$. I can’t ask for commissions because I haven’t finished what I have, and can’t physically or emotionally handle taking on more. My father claims he doesn’t have it to sparw
And this isn’t a question of getting a job. I’m not allowed to, by social security, and that pays the rent. Literally. I have unpredictable epilepsy, crushing depression, mobility challenges, and autism, besides. That’s not exactly a safely employable mix of conditions
I need help or my phone may be shut off, and it’s the only connection I have to doctors or family. I don’t know what else to do. I ask for help every month because I keep hoping our financial situation will get better and it just. Doesn’t. I’m stuck for now. This is my only option. I have nothing to offer in return besides my continued existence, for now, but could I please get some help? Donations or reblogs are appreciated
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I can’t afford pads (hell for anyone, but especially a trans man), cat supplies, or my phone bill this month. All in all roughly 225 to 250$. I can’t ask for commissions because I haven’t finished what I have, and can’t physically or emotionally handle taking on more. My father claims he doesn’t have it to sparw
And this isn’t a question of getting a job. I’m not allowed to, by social security, and that pays the rent. Literally. I have unpredictable epilepsy, crushing depression, mobility challenges, and autism, besides. That’s not exactly a safely employable mix of conditions
I need help or my phone may be shut off, and it’s the only connection I have to doctors or family. I don’t know what else to do. I ask for help every month because I keep hoping our financial situation will get better and it just. Doesn’t. I’m stuck for now. This is my only option. I have nothing to offer in return besides my continued existence, for now, but could I please get some help? Donations or reblogs are appreciated
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As you might have heard, FOX has decided to cancel Brooklyn Nine-Nine after just five seasons. However, this doesn’t mean it’s the end for our favorite cop comedy. Many shows these days are able to be picked up by digital platforms after cancellation by a major television network.
What you can do to help:
Tweet Netflix, Hulu, TBS & Yahoo Screen to pick up the series with the hashtag #saveb99
Request it on Netflix
The more we tweet and actively request for the series to get picked up, the more likely it will be one of the digital platforms decides to revive our favorite show!
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As you might have heard, FOX has decided to cancel Brooklyn Nine-Nine after just five seasons. However, this doesn’t mean it’s the end for our favorite cop comedy. Many shows these days are able to be picked up by digital platforms after cancellation by a major television network.
What you can do to help:
Tweet Netflix, Hulu, TBS & Yahoo Screen to pick up the series with the hashtag #saveb99
Request it on Netflix
The more we tweet and actively request for the series to get picked up, the more likely it will be one of the digital platforms decides to revive our favorite show!
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sparklecryptid:
hamelin-born replied to your post: “mythrite replied to your post: “me writing the ardyn has a kid au:…”:
Hope he has a close relationship with his dad, though. I love Ardyn being a parent with a healthy relationship with his kid(s)
They are gonna have a good relationship because i love ardyn being protective of kids tbh
#ardyn has a kid au#ardyn; hey so i heard you hurt my kid#thats my kid#i have no choice but to murder you now
And woe betide the (dead) idiot who tries to kidnap Jean as leverage against the Imperial Chancellor.
Out of curiosity, is Jean’s name actually Jean? I’d have thought that, much like how Ardyn insists on calling Ace ‘Aether’, he might have a suitably - dramatic nickname for his own offspring. Jaehaerys? (Yes, I’ve been browsing Game of Thrones.)
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hamelin-born replied to your post: “mythrite replied to your post: “me writing the ardyn has a kid au:…”:
Hope he has a close relationship with his dad, though. I love Ardyn being a parent with a healthy relationship with his kid(s)
They are gonna have a good relationship because i love ardyn being protective of kids tbh
#ardyn has a kid au#ardyn; hey so i heard you hurt my kid#thats my kid#i have no choice but to murder you now
And woe betide the (dead) idiot who tries to kidnap Jean as leverage against the Imperial Chancellor.
Out of curiosity, is Jean’s name actually Jean? I’d have thought that, much like how Ardyn insists on calling Ace ‘Aether’, he might have a suitably - dramatic nickname for his own offspring. Jaehaerys? (Yes, I’ve been browsing Game of Thrones.)
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hamelin-born:
sparklecryptid:
hamelin-born replied to your post: “mythrite replied to your post: “me writing the ardyn has a kid au:…”:
Hope he has a close relationship with his dad, though. I love Ardyn being a parent with a healthy relationship with his kid(s)
They are gonna have a good relationship because i love ardyn being protective of kids tbh
#ardyn has a kid au#ardyn; hey so i heard you hurt my kid#thats my kid#i have no choice but to murder you now
And woe betide the (dead) idiot who tries to kidnap Jean as leverage against the Imperial Chancellor.
Out of curiosity, is Jean’s name actually Jean? I’d have thought that, much like how Ardyn insists on calling Ace ‘Aether’, he might have a suitably - dramatic nickname for his own offspring. Jaehaerys? (Yes, I’ve been browsing Game of Thrones.)
Ardyn calls him Jovan because he is a dramatic little shit but Jean usually goes by Jean because that’s what his mother wanted to name him.
someone tries to kidnap jean and ardyn proceeds to ruin them in everyway he knows how. bc hes a protective dramatic person
Ardyn makes an example of the idiots who tried to kidnap his boy.
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sparklecryptid:
hamelin-born:
sparklecryptid:
hamelin-born replied to your post: “mythrite replied to your post: “me writing the ardyn has a kid au:…”:
Hope he has a close relationship with his dad, though. I love Ardyn being a parent with a healthy relationship with his kid(s)
They are gonna have a good relationship because i love ardyn being protective of kids tbh
#ardyn has a kid au#ardyn; hey so i heard you hurt my kid#thats my kid#i have no choice but to murder you now
And woe betide the (dead) idiot who tries to kidnap Jean as leverage against the Imperial Chancellor.
Out of curiosity, is Jean’s name actually Jean? I’d have thought that, much like how Ardyn insists on calling Ace ‘Aether’, he might have a suitably - dramatic nickname for his own offspring. Jaehaerys? (Yes, I’ve been browsing Game of Thrones.)
Ardyn calls him Jovan because he is a dramatic little shit but Jean usually goes by Jean because that’s what his mother wanted to name him.
someone tries to kidnap jean and ardyn proceeds to ruin them in everyway he knows how. bc hes a protective dramatic person
Ardyn makes an example of the idiots who tried to kidnap his boy.
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sparklecryptid:
so. ive been putting it off but our roof needs to get fixed because the home inspector LIED to us about the state it was in so if you could shoot me a few bucks via ko-fi or paypal that would be great
ko-fi: ko-fi.com/keithjc
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sparklecryptid:
so. ive been putting it off but our roof needs to get fixed because the home inspector LIED to us about the state it was in so if you could shoot me a few bucks via ko-fi or paypal that would be great
ko-fi: ko-fi.com/keithjc
paypal.me: paypal.me/kcastillo98
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