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unsure what to make of the fact that’d i’d be the prompto of a ffxv roadtrip group
hm
me, realizing that by the Laws of the Narrative like Prompto I’d have to go through some shit: well fuck
me, then realizing that it’d be totally worth it if i got to have sexual tension with hot dudes: hmmmmm
It’s okay. I’ve been dubbed the Gladio friend.
Honestly? I love Gladio. He’s great. You being dubbed the Gladio friend makes sense bc you are kickass awesome
Does this leave me as the Noctis friend, due to the fact that I mean well but tend to end up flailing around going ‘AAAHHHH!!!!’?
You realize this makes @notavodkashot the Ignis friend yes? It just. It IS.
I feel that this is a very poor decision you just made, there, but I will nonetheless let you do it without protest purely for the fact I feel you might learn a life lesson here…
Anyway, who’s ready for dinner?
Does this mean I need to cook? I mean, I’m decent at throwing cans in a pot and letting them get hot. I even open them first most of the time.
Oh, gosh guys, I guess I can cook. I’m better at baking but like, I can make pasta and soups and things.
oh god im a prompto that can cook.
someone save you all.
…I just realized.
I haven’t eaten green things in - far too long.
Oh god(s), I am a Noctis!
…okay but I am:
A. Actually kind of really good at cooking. (Dependent on spoon availability I mean, let’s be fair.)
B. Incapable of letting anyone go hungry.
C. This close to flying in and sneaking into each of your individual kitchens to judge your spice rack MAKE YOU FUCKING DINNER.
…I’m worse than the Ignis. I’m the depressed, occasionally manic Ignis.
There will be no survivors. (But at least no one goes hungry.)
My spice rack is LEGIT though. I actually do like cooking, I just can’t do it often. And canned veggies don’t go bad.
(We’re the depressed, occaisonally manic versions of our counterparts I love it.)
I have the spices for spice cookies? *sweats* Again, I’m mostly a baker, I could make you all cakes and sweets but like. That’s about it unless you want soup or pasta or eggs.
(Oh, same. I too, am depressed, and occaisonally manic. version of my chocobro).
…I must admit that I am not the person in my household who typically does most of the cooking. And that individual - did actually go wild when assembling the spice rack?
I’m honestly more of a baking person then a cooking person?
(Astrals help me. Me too.)
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