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“…Cor?” Regis asked slowly, staring at the dirty form of one of his oldest friends, just back from a three-month mission to Gralea. At his side, he could see Clarus staring as well because…
“Yes, Your Majesty?”
“What is it that you have there?”
“My coffee?” The young Marshall held up his mug – which he had been alternating between clutching close and practically inhaling with the intensity of a starving man – with a raised eyebrow.
A beat passed, all of them staring at each other.
“…I believe that His Majesty was referring to the baby in your arms, Cor.”
“Oh, Prompto?” He said, glancing down at the baby sleeping in his arms as though he was surprised to see him there. Regis wasn’t fooled, Cor was planning something. “He wasn’t being taken care of properly, so I stole him.”
“You.” He paused, taking a deep breath, and tried to shove away his building headache. For fuck’s sake, Cor. “You stole him.” It wasn’t a question.
His friend nodded seriously, seemingly not seeing the issue here. “Yes, Your Majesty.”
Sighing, Regis rubbed at his forehead before turning to the next issue. I’m going to regret this but: “…and the wolf?” The wolf who was obviously a shifter, and Regis was trying not to think of the trouble all of this was going to cause.
Damn it, Cor.
“Lump?” Cor asked innocently, gesturing to his companion.
Lump? He thought resignedly, because of course he named the wolf Lump. There was no way that that was the wolf’s actual name. The baby is lucky he ended up as a Prompto. “Yes.” He sighed. “Lump.”
“I freed him, he decided that I was an idiot who couldn’t care for myself or a child correctly, and then decided that he was going to follow me home.” Cor shrugged. “He’s good with killing things and Prompto likes him, so we’re keeping each other.”
“You’re keeping each other. Of course, you are. Why not.” He muttered, half-mad with the thought of the paperwork this entire clusterfuck was generating. And they hadn’t even gotten to the actual report yet. This was revenge for something that he’d done, it had to be, but damned if Regis knew what. “Are you trying to drive me to drink Cor?”
“Do you want the honest answer to that question, Your Majesty?” Cor asked with a smirk, sipping at his coffee while at his side the wolf chuffed, grinning toothily at him.
He narrowed his eyes at his friend.
That smug little shit.
“No,” He said flatly. “Get out of my office.” Fuck the debrief, they could finish it later, after he’d read the report and had had time to deal with this insanity. Right now, he needed a drink.
Cor’s smirk widened. “But, of course, Your Majesty.” Tipping his mug at them both, Cor spun on his heel and left the office – his friend following behind him. The door clicked shut behind them.
Regis tipped his head back to stare at the ceiling. “Why?” He asked anyone that would listen.
Beside him, he could feel Clarus shrug as he settled against the desk. “It could be worse?” He offered, smiling slightly sheepishly when Regis looked at him. “At least it’s a wolf-shifter and not a behemoth pup this time?”
He shuddered at the memory of a sixteen-year-old Cor and the pup that he’d tried to hide and all the trouble that they had caused.
Clarus had a very good point, it could indeed be worse. But still…
“We really must stop letting him leave of the city without appropriate supervision.”
#poor Regis - Cor is teasing the fuck out of him
#Lump is chill with this because he loves pissing people off
#honestly - Clarus and Regis should have expected something like this
*cackles* Yes, this. Poor, poor Clarus+Regis - they really *should* have expected Cor ‘That Little Shit’ Leonis, aka The Immortal, to be perfectly deadpan and casual with regards to his rescuing/stealing a baby from the Niflheimr laboratories as well as a wolf shifter. Come to think of it - they’re pretty sure they haven’t ever seen a wolf shifter before; weren’t they supposed to be extinct?
Typical. Just typical; Cor goes out and returns with a baby and a representative of a supposedly extinct ‘shifter subspecies. Typical.
(And to think, they haven’t even seen Prompto shift skin yet, let alone realize that he’s a puppy as well!)
Ardyn is. Well. Increasingly amused/exasperated. He still thinks that Cor is a dumbass - admittedly a dumbass with a rare talent for sass, who seems to be treating the cub well - and he would like to register a complaint about the man naming him ‘Lump’. Well, really. ‘Lump’? But he’s pleasantly surprised at Cor’s - fairly accurate interpretation of Ardyn’s reasoning regarding the wolf’s tendency to follow him around - after all, someone needs to take care of this human and this pup.
Cor is lucky he’s pretty, Ardyn grouses to himself before settling down for a nap and a cuddle with a sleepy puppy. On Cor’s bed, of course.
(The soon-to-be nightly War For the Blanket and/or Mattress begins in very short order.)
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