If I successfully summoned Vikky Huggs

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fuckyeahlesmiserables:

Victor Hugo: Let me get this straight, all of these people have read my work.

Me, on A03 filtering for explicit: Yes.

Victor Hugo: And they’ve become porn-writing socialists.

Me: Yes.

Victor Hugo: *tearfully* I’m so fucking proud. Click that one.
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deadcatwithaflamethrower: misty-anne: eyemeir: wonem: you know how theres an official government...

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deadcatwithaflamethrower:

misty-anne:

eyemeir:

wonem:

you know how theres an official government office of preserving the french language? my life mission is to found a counter-organization to that, formally devoted to degrading and destroying the french language by any available means of psychological and cultural warfare

I found the funniest reply to this

deadcatwithaflamethrower

Make the rest of the consonants completely silent, too.

elenothar
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kaiyaru-art: Day 4: August 7th – Marriage of

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kaiyaru-art:

Day 4: August 7th – Marriage of convenience // Any alternate universe

for madatobiweek​

basic idea for this one was by raendown (thanks, senpai!) I added some more stuff.

Basically Rikudou Madara goes into another dimention to destroy them all but is amazed at no-fucks-given-tired-student-Tobirama who has exams to deal with and no time for this shit.

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revolutionarykoolaid:Toni Morrison, a Nobel Laurete, an icon of the literary world, and an elder in.

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revolutionarykoolaid:

Toni Morrison, a Nobel Laurete, an icon of the literary world, and an elder in the womanisn movement has died at the age of 88. Born Chloe Ardelia Wofford, Morrison was an unfailing leader in the push for Black women narratives and wrote such classics as Song of Solomon, Sula, and Beloved, the latter of which earned her a Pulitzer Prize. Much can be said about the transformative power of her works, but I’d rather leave you with her own words right now:

“You can’t fly with regrets of yesterdays on your wings.

You can’t fly if you’re still in love with that ex that’s bad for you. Give that shit up!

You can’t fly if you’re afraid of standing up and taking power. Give that shit up!

You can’t fly if you’re spending the time you should be using to fly on other less important things. Give that shit up!

Focus on flying, if you wanna to fly. Because if you really wanna fly, nothing should be able to stop you. And if you’re not flying, realize something is. And lose that shit!”

Rest in Power, Toni Morrison. Thank you for the gift of your words and the beauty of your life.
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bisexualmollymauk: half of fic research is rereading the fandom wiki four times for obscure...

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bisexualmollymauk:

half of fic research is rereading the fandom wiki four times for obscure character info and the other half is googling shit like “when did we start using drywall in home construction”
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jessielefey:

whetstonefires:

anyone else ever seized by the overwhelming, intensely physical impulse to bare and vigorously exercise the giant retractable claws you absolutely do not have?

I stretch my wings a lot too, if it makes you feel better.

I should have a tail :( Why the fuck is my balance so shit I ask? Oh, the tail isn’t there.
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