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thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

ayellowbirds:

“‘Earth.’" 

“Right, Planet Dirt. It has two massive polar regions?“ 

“Uh-huh?“ 

”…named, ‘Bearlandia’ and ‘Nobearlandia’?“ 

“I think something went wrong with the translation software.”

SET COURSE FOR BEARLANDIA

*slaps the upper part of the map* “Go HERE if you prefer bears.”

*slaps the lower part of the map* “Go HERE if you prefer NOT bears.”
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unclefather:
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textsfromnewtscase:

(303: that man is just a bundle of powerful magic and poor judgement
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elfwreck:

sacrificethemtothesquid:

first law: write the fic you wish to see in the world aka goddammit do I have to do everything myself around here

second law: it’s going to be longer than you think. much longer. hahaha so long. why are you crying 

third law: the time spent writing is inversely proportional to the amount of smut present, dammit

fourth law: flesh out your secondary characters. make them real people. have them take over. oh god. put them back. somebody please help 

fifth law: the time spent researching canon is directly proportional to the amount of time you’ll spend altering your plot. that one person on the internet 

sixth law: the time spent researching in general will eclipse the time you spend writing. the nsa agent monitoring your internet search history is curled up in a corner. his boss wants to know if you’re a threat. “I don’t know,” the agent sobs. “I just really don’t know.” 

seventh law: at some point, someone will ask what your favorite hobby is. you will feign a heart attack to get away

eight law: cultivate your fannish friends, because someday you will need to know bedroom layouts in fifteenth century Estonian villages or the lyrics to that 80s garage-band song you heard twice, and Google will have nothing.

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spideychelle-romanogers:

lifeisajourney10:

gloriousbacchus:

religiousmom:

tumblr friendships are hard to maintain like im sorry i know i havent talked to you in 5 months but you’re still super rad and i still consider us friends im just dumb

#if you’re wondering if this is for you #it’s probably for you

If I have ever messaged you or messaged me and never heard from me again, I still consider us friends. I just suck

NO, SERIOUSLY. 

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Writes non-stop but doesn't share it with anyone: Leo, Aquarius, Cancer
Writes like 3 chapters then gives up: Scorpio, Virgo
Writes like 10 books in 3 days: Pisces, Sagittarius, Gemini
In a constant state of writer's block: Aries, Taurus
Always have a good plot in their head but too lazy to write it: Libra, Capricorn

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floralmichael:

i want to be one of those tumblr users that everyone addresses by their name and tells them random things and randomly gets i love yous from people they never have talked to 

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thisisspinaltapprivilege:

grapefruitmimosa:

i can’t believe i used to think people my age were adults

the older you are reading this post the funnier it is

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kalany:

swanbot:

egobangbangintotheroom:

I saw a post that was like “mutuals =/= friends” like whoa okay I always thought of mutuals as low key friends but that’s fine let’s make people more insecure of their relationships than they already are

Bruhs, if we are mutuals you are 100% at least low-key level friend to me.

I follow you = acquaintance

Mutuals = low-key friends

I’ve replied to your posts at least twice = high key friends

I actually use the message system to talk to you = I really really like you and probably talk about you to people irl all the time