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stopitjon:
i-swear-this-is-for-homework:
smallmediumproblems:
podcastsmakemecry:
I love how we’ve moved on from dragging just Jon as stupid and to realizing that pretty much all the other avatars are just Like That. They don’t know shit either! They’re cats chasing a laser pointer and knocking shit over! Jon’s right at home.
Oliver Banks: “I’m going to steal the identity of a famous scientist to stow away on a ship that I intend to hijack with my bare hands once we are far enough out into the ocean.”
Mike Crew: “Maybe if I jump off this building just right then the physical embodiment of lightning will stop chasing me.”
Natalie Ennis: “Hey roommate, sorry I keep stealing all the lightbulbs in our apartment and chanting at you in your sleep. Unrelated, do you want to join a cult?”
Manuela Dominguez: “We absolutely can, should, must, and will blow up the sun.”
Jane Prentiss: walking directly up to the front door of the Magnus Institute “What’s up nerds it’s Worm Time”
Entire desolation cult: We are going to raise this baby to DESTROY THE WORLD (details not important) parenting isn’t that hard, right?
Maxwell Rayner: “Oh, you were actually scared of the sandman? Haha sweet, tbh I was just spitballin’ there.”
Jared Hopworth: “You don’t understand, she had a knife! I didn’t expect her to have a knife.”
Jude Perry: *murders a guy* “Uhhh…now what?”
Half the Hunters at any given time: *zooms around reality, crashing into one another like ping-pong balls, at no point accomplishing anything*
Gertrude Robinson: “After years of research, I have decided to throw a bunch of explosives at the apocalypse and hope for the best.”
Simon Fairchild (quoth
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lostjonscave): “WAHEY”
Peter Lukas: I’m just gonna… idk, do some apartment crimes? Sure hope no old ladies tell the newspaper lmao
ertrunkenerwassergeistI am laughing so hard.
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