Flower shop AU
Mar. 15th, 2019 03:55 am![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
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cupidsbower:
koscheiis:
shenko:
demisexualmerrill:
Person A owns a flower shop and person B comes storming in one day, slaps 20 bucks on the counter and says “How do I passive-aggressively say fuck you in flower?”
Omfg
MY TIME HAS COME
so you’d need a bouquet of geraniums (stupidity), foxglove (insincerity), meadowsweet (uselessness), yellow carnations (you have disappointed me), and orange lilies (hatred). it would be quite striking! and full of loathing.
The “fuck you” bouquet.
(Not to scale. Sources: geranium, foxglove, meadowsweet, yellow carnation, orange lillies.)
I respond with the “fuck me” bouquet, original post here.
Forsynthia, for ‘Anticipation’, Spider Flower, ‘Elope With Me’, Nasturtim, for 'Conquest, Victory in Battle’, Red Poppies, for 'Pleasure’ and, as suggested by @distressedherbalist, Chamomile, for ‘Energy In Action’.
Basically, 'I’m anticipating you and me getting out of here so you can tackle me and enthusiastically fuck me cross-eyed.’
(Your picture was not posted)
cupidsbower:
koscheiis:
shenko:
demisexualmerrill:
Person A owns a flower shop and person B comes storming in one day, slaps 20 bucks on the counter and says “How do I passive-aggressively say fuck you in flower?”
Omfg
MY TIME HAS COME
so you’d need a bouquet of geraniums (stupidity), foxglove (insincerity), meadowsweet (uselessness), yellow carnations (you have disappointed me), and orange lilies (hatred). it would be quite striking! and full of loathing.
The “fuck you” bouquet.
(Not to scale. Sources: geranium, foxglove, meadowsweet, yellow carnation, orange lillies.)
I respond with the “fuck me” bouquet, original post here.
Forsynthia, for ‘Anticipation’, Spider Flower, ‘Elope With Me’, Nasturtim, for 'Conquest, Victory in Battle’, Red Poppies, for 'Pleasure’ and, as suggested by @distressedherbalist, Chamomile, for ‘Energy In Action’.
Basically, 'I’m anticipating you and me getting out of here so you can tackle me and enthusiastically fuck me cross-eyed.’
(Your picture was not posted)
