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sparklecryptid:
Vergil: *stares at Hestia*
Hestia: *smiles with teeth at Vergil*
Vergil: *grimaces and looks away*
Nero: ???
hamelin-born:
sparklecryptid
Hestia, cheerfully: My dear son! Allow me to share with you an old human saying!
Nero: ?
Hestia: ‘When his hands are higher than your head, his groin is level with your teeth.’
Vergil in the background: *winces*.
sparklecryptid:
Nero: *looking at Hestia* my tiny dad. My small father. Was he always so tiny
sparklecryptid
#vergil: why do i find this threatening small half demon attractive#vergil: i need to fight him#dante: THERE ARE BETTER WAYS TO DEAL WITH YOUR SEXUAL FRUSTRATION#Vergil: nope. gonna fight him.#hestia: if you even look at my son the wrong way i will rip your spine out with my bare hands#vergil: HES MY SON#Hestia: i raised him so fuck you#*fight happens*#*make outs happen when both of them are bloodied and bruised*
Hestia: “’The blood of the covenant is thicker than the water of the womb.’”
Vergil: he knows classic literature as well?!
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sparklecryptid:
Vergil: *stares at Hestia*
Hestia: *smiles with teeth at Vergil*
Vergil: *grimaces and looks away*
Nero: ???
hamelin-born:
sparklecryptidHestia, cheerfully: My dear son! Allow me to share with you an old human saying!
Nero: ?
Hestia: ‘When his hands are higher than your head, his groin is level with your teeth.’
Vergil in the background: *winces*.
sparklecryptid:
Nero: *looking at Hestia* my tiny dad. My small father. Was he always so tiny
sparklecryptid#vergil: why do i find this threatening small half demon attractive#vergil: i need to fight him#dante: THERE ARE BETTER WAYS TO DEAL WITH YOUR SEXUAL FRUSTRATION#Vergil: nope. gonna fight him.#hestia: if you even look at my son the wrong way i will rip your spine out with my bare hands#vergil: HES MY SON#Hestia: i raised him so fuck you#*fight happens*#*make outs happen when both of them are bloodied and bruised*
Hestia: “’The blood of the covenant is thicker than the water of the womb.’”
Vergil: he knows classic literature as well?!
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