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It would be a beautiful disaster. In the best way, I mean.

Suddenly Obi-Wan has a sister Padawan in Depa Billaba, who is cool, calm, collected, chill, and completely, utterly wicked about spoiling her new brother Padawan. Obi-Wan keeps bluescreening over this until he gets used to it. Then it’s a game to see who can make Mace drink the most to compensate for the evening. Echuu Shen-Jon, his new brother Padawan, notices that Obi-Wan likes to fly and makes it a life-goal to make certain Obi-Wan is a terrifying pilot because everyone should take some form of revenge against their former Master, and making Mace regret it every time he steps foot on a transport is the best thing Echuu can think of. (Depa already stole drinking rights, dammit.)

He’s just adjusting to the whole “someone wants me!” thing when Mace uses slaying logic to find out just what in the fuck was going on in the creche in the first place. Mace is then seriously pissed off that someone taught his Padawan that being utterly passive to the point of letting someone beat the hell out of you is the act of a “proper Jedi” and goes to tear several creche Masters and Healers as many new assholes as it takes for that attitude to stop.

At first he thought his new Padawan would need Vapaad. Now Mace realizes that his new Padawan would be devastating no matter what Obi-Wan learns and just decides to let him choose.

(Obi-Wan spends about six months panicking about making the Wrong Choice in regards to choosing a lightsaber fighting style because This Is Not How Things Are Supposed To Work.)

Obi-Wan now lives and breathes Council politics and Republic politics and is fourteen the first time he says aloud, “This is such a complete pile of bantha shit.” Mace says there isn’t nearly enough bantha shit involved in that statement, and thank you for waiting to make that comment until after we left the Senate.

Everyone thought that Mace teaching Obi-Wan would curb the boy’s “Defiance” from the creche. No. No it does not. Everyone keeps forgetting what Mace is really like when he isn’t being political, and that is a disenfranchised angry motherfucker who invented his own lightsaber style when nothing suited him and then spent his five-year at home after Knighting to know and understand where he came from. The only other Jedi he knows who did this is Plo Koon. If anything, Obi-Wan is becoming Polite Defiance Personified.

Eventually Obi-Wan gives up on choosing “a” lightsaber style and just learns everything he can physically perform from all of them because he has no idea what else to do. It’s terrifyingly effective.

A lot of people in the Temple think Obi-Wan will Fall because of his “early” behavior and because he’s the Vapaad Master’s Padawan. Obi-Wan looks at Depa and Echuu Shen-Jon and thinks that these people have to be seriously fucking blind not to have noticed Mace’s previous two successfully Knighted Padawans, who are just fine–and the newly titled Master of the pair was just elected to the Council at the youngest humanoid age ever.

Qui-Gon pisses Mace off yet again, so Mace pulls rank and it being his Padawan and assigns Obi-Wan and Qui-Gon to work a mission together. Qui-Gon tries to be himself, except bitter because he still hasn’t gotten over his issues. Obi-Wan gives him a flat look and tells him that he is being STUPID, and also Falling out of Bitterness sounds like a really dumbass idea, but if Qui-Gon wants to go that route, that’s his business. Qui-Gon is rather crankily reminded of the fact that Mace’s Padawan sounds like Mace and that Mace never once put up with any of his shit even when Mace was twelve. He spends the rest of the mission begrudingly listening to this sharp-tongued politician Jedi kid kick ass, fly like the most terrifying being in existence, drink Qui-Gon himself under the table (thank you, Depa) and just generally being the kind of Jedi Qui-Gon remembers he used to be thirty years ago.

This is not a pleasing recollection, mostly because then he has to stop and look at what a clusterfuck of a Jedi he’s allowed himself to become. Qui-Gon blames Mace. Obi-Wan would just like it if Qui-Gon would lower the angst level in the room to at least an 8 out of 10 instead of leaving it jammed at 11+.

Needless to say, the Mandalore mission isn’t any fun, but Obi-Wan is adopted by a clan and gets shiny armor out of it. So worth being shot at for six months straight.

Afterwards, Mace asks Obi-Wan what he did, because Qui-Gon went to the Healers.

“Okay?”

“On his own, Padawan.”

“Okay…?”

“He never, ever goes to the fucking Healers unless someone drugs him first.”

Obi-Wan stares at his Master.

“You drugged him.”

“Just a little bit.”

Mace smiles. “Good job, Padawan.”

“Thank you, Master.”
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You know what, actually, what about the Force? Is it there? Does it feel the same? 

Limiting, yes, but it isn’t really terribly different from what Obi-Wan did on Tatooine. I suppose there’s some difference in knowing that one could, though one won’t, but at least Obi-Wan was never that attached to space travel and, as you say, he has the advantage of finding Middle-earth somehow… familiar. Anakin though - he lived so long wanting to see the stars, and kept that goal of seeing every star system alive through years of slavery and restrictive Jedi training. It would be the hardest for him. He misses flying.
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When Rogue One dies, they, for whatever bullshit fanfic reason, go back in time to the Clone Wars

The first thing Bodhi does is take one look at Obi-Wan “Is a low-key anxious mess but flirts with literally everything” Kenobi and then never looks up from the floor again

Like seriously.

Bodhi Rook–pan as hell little bundle of anxious sunshine–the sole recipient of that smile and hair swoosh right before Obi-Wan leans down to pull Bodhi off the ground, just after Obi-Wan swans in to save him from a squadron of clankers (because of course they appear right in the middle of a battle)? Yeah that boy can’t hardly breathe around Obi-Wan, let alone look directly at him, once he scrambles back to his feet

Obi-Wan (with that famous Negotiator smile): “Hello, there.”

Bodhi to the rest of Rogue One (gulping like a fish out of water): “Please just shoot me.”

The rest of Rogue One (enjoying themselves immensely): *Emily Blunt voice* “No, shan’t.”

The brothers lovelike Bodhi. (Everyone loveslikes Bodhi lbr.) They lovelike him so much that they even give him a nickname like theirs. Bodhi is too busy determinedly avoiding looking at Obi-Wan and cleaning the boys out of all their contraband playing sabacc to give much thought to their choice of nickname.

After all, while some of them are very obvious, Bodhi’s heard others that kind of just sound like the brother in question slapped together some reasonably pleasant sounds and decided that meant him now. So, to the untrained and (understandably) distracted ear, “Presh” just sounds one of those instances. No, he doesn’t know why Cassian, Jyn, Baze, and Chirrut all snicker when somebody calls him that, and he doesn’t care to puzzle it out.

(If he did, he might have had a thing or two to say about a large number of prominent members of the GAR walking around, essentially calling him “Precious Cargo (Pilot)”)

may I please get a side of “Obi Wan doesn’t understand why Bodhi doesn’t like him” with a dash of everyone else saying “you gotta be kidding me”

@nyodrite This is so stinking cute. 

100% alright with tagging me again because I had forgotten about this gloriousness
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Obi-Wan is one of those characters who genuinely believes he isn’t in anyway a bigot. This is in spite of the fact that he struggles when dealing with people who are “uncultured,” and “uncivilised,” as if those words weren’t subjective. Apparently the only culture that matters is Core World culture. If you don’t know about that you’re uncultured, clearly ignorant, and a rather pathetic life-form in need of rescue, and a “proper” education. To be refined is to appreciate opera, and the fine arts. It doesn’t involve being multilingual, and deeply immersed in the art, etiquette, and society that developed separately on an Outer Rim world. They’re archaic, naturally: Clearly inferior. Obi-Wan is a snob who is barely aware that he is one, and he is all the more a better character for it.

This is one reason I absolutely love imagining Clone Wars!Obi-Wan interacting with timetraveler!Bennu.

Bennu Kenobi is Unfathered of Tatooine. She grew up with her mother in the middle of the desert; she never finished school. (Leia helped her gain the Star Wars equivalent of a GED via correspondence course, not that Bennu tells her past-mother that.) Bennu speaks with an Outer Rim accent; she likes tinkering with random mechanical odds and ends, she has nothing approximating a classical lightsaber style and fights absolutely dirty, throwing everything but the kitchen sink at her enemy.

And Bennu Kenobi can speak at least two languages fluently. Is well on her way to becoming an acknowledged Wise Woman. Can tell the Stories. Can flow through the Dances.

Bennu is unquestionably, entirely, unashamedly, herself. Bennu Kenobi. Unfathered. Daughter of the Desert. Jedi Knight. She will fight you if you insult her religion. She hates slavers (she still remembers the promise she made to her mother, so long ago - run. hide. Kill them if you have to. Never let them take you.). She plain-up doesn’t care what other people think of her, what other people see, and she does not accept the authority of those she does not respect.

Bennu Kenobi would give clone wars!Obi-Wan culture shock.
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#asketchaday (full size)  dark ruins, inspired by this piece by @writegowrite

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I cannot love this enough! Your art inspired my ficlet, which then inspired more art! I think it’s my turn again now?

Just the pose and the balance, so perfect! And the scenery gives it such a nice atmosphere, half-dream and half-nightmare.

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Here’s the quick ficlet I’ve been meaning to write for my favorite Sith Assassin, inspired by the “raised by killer ghosts” line… hope you like it!

Childhood

He runs over cracked, tilting monuments, a slip of a boy more shadow than substance in the dusk light, following a ship as it arcs downward from the sky in a terrible, screeching ball of smoke.

You see, a voice grates through his mind as he jumps from the top of one broken wall to another, following the streak of billowing black across the sullen red of twilight. They were too weak to survive our call. Too weak to live here. Not like you.

The voice made him cry when he was smaller, but he is bigger now. Stronger. In his mind.

Go see if any live. The harsh, rasping syllables only make him clench his jaw, and he narrows his golden eyes as he scrambles up the worn, gigantic face of a long-forgotten ruler half buried in sand and debris.

He is wiry and clever and knows better than to trust the occasional survivors that crawl or limp their way out of the wrecks. They are always afraid of him.

And they should be.

The boy calls out with his fierce, wild heart to the world around him and something bends, reality itself shifting in subtle wisps. They will not see him if he does not wish them to.

They will not know he is there as they frantically search for other survivors or break down and sob. And when the Elders come, after the second moon has risen, they will not know anything.

He used to warn them.

He doesn’t do that anymore. The Elders don’t like that.

When the slaughter is done, he will pick his way through the wreckage and see what he can find.

Tonight, as he settles in atop the skewed hulk of the ship’s cockpit, the simple pleasure of a child awaiting a rare treat shines bright in his eyes. 

Because this survivor, stumbling out into the fading light, wears two lightsabers.

Soon they will be his.
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But didn’t…

We didn’t need Satine nor her death for Kenobi Manpain™.

All they needed to do, to make him freak out (and Anakin, because that sort of horror isn’t something you’d expect from Jedi master…)

What if Stewjon was a Separatist planet? Like “FUCK YOU REPUBLIC WE DON’T CARE WE’rE SIDING WITH SITHS WE HATE YOUR COLONIALISTIC SHIT AND WE’RE DONE” level of separatist.

And who does the kriffing council send to “make Stewjon see the warm safety of Republic’s embrace with the help of countless batalions”?

Kenobi.

(I hope you don’t mind but your post made me think of this. Marilla is named for Marilla of Green Gables, a hard-ass pragmatic farm lady with a heart of gold if there ever was one)

Padme had questioned it when she saw the name on the list of negotiators but had been reassured that Kenobi was a very common surname on Stewjon and that, well, even if there were any relation, it has been quite a long time ago.

But…

Marilla Kenobi was of middling height, had ginger hair shot through with silver, carried herself like your favourite auntie come visiting and had an intelligence in her eyes that was brighter than any lightsaber Padme had ever seen.

There was no doubt in Padme’s mind that this was the woman who’d given birth to the Jedi standing right next to her.

Obi Wan, on the other hand, was trying very hard to maintain his composure. He had admitted to being grudgingly impressed by the legal briefs written by Stewjon’s Chief Counsellor but Stewjon did have certain strategic value and was a key agricultural producer for the sector.

While it was hoped their departure from the Republic could be prevented through negotiations, Stewjon was too important to be allowed to leave under any circumstances.

Obi Wan had been sent because, well, he was the Negotiator.

Padme had been concerned about these talks but she hadn’t been worried.

Until now.

Obi Wan’s struggle was only apparent if you really knew him, which Padme did.

And while she did not know Marilla, she was well versed enough in her son’s habits to know that the Chief Counselor had known immediately who the Jedi sitting across from her was. And had made up her mind that her son’s presence on the other side of the table did not matter, her people’s freedom was too important.

Padme was suddenly unsure which Kenobi to put her money on.

Yes - yes! And if this ended up in disaster… Not all batalions are commanded by Jedi, they’re stretched thin and many are led by regular officers…

The negotiations fail. Obi-Wan doesn’t know who gave the command to attack. It doesn’t matter anymore. He has to go there again and present them the terms of surrender.

“You have Stewjonian name, Kenobi. You won’t be received as a threat.”

(He isn’t. To them he’s a traitor.)

(The whole affair is a painful drag.)

Marilla’s character sounds like someone who could give birth to our sassmaster. Although I usually go with faux-japanese sounding names for Obi-Wan’s ethnic group, with certain customs surrounding the meanings of their names. Just to make it more painful, when he learns that Wan is a name one usually gives to the firstborn. And he never knew that because he never lived in that culture.

(SEE, FILONI? THERE IS A DRAMA, A TENSION AND WE STILL DIDN’T NEED TO EMPLOY A DISPOSABLE LOVE INTEREST THAT IS DOOMED SIMPLY BY THEIR DEFINITION OF DISPOSABLE LOVE INTEREST.)

The Campaign for Stewjon becomes it’s own arc.
Obi Wan has never been so conflicted. Anakin has to be the voice of comfort and/or reason. Ahsoka gets captured and is brought to Marilla and cannot bring herself to sass Master Kenobi’s Mother (much)
then Dooku shows up to ‘defend’ the planet and Marilla is even less impressed with him than she is with the whatever Jedi they sent to head the campaign (since they’d almost never begin the campaign with Obi Wan in charge but when things start not going the Republic’s way, they have to send in The Team)
Then!
Marilla is captured and ordered to be brought before the Senate for trial or something.
Marilla roasts the Senate over an open fire and actually starts winning people over which is when the assassination attempts start
so eventually we get Obi Wan and Marilla fighting side-by-side when sekrit Stewjonian agents show up.
Obi Wan has a little sister. She’s a good shot and wants her mom back. Immediately.
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Director of the new Obi-Wan movie: *dials Ewan’s number*
*call connects*
Ewan: HELLO THERE
Director: Hi, I’m-
Ewan: I COME TO SERVE
Director: Uh-
*door smashes in*
Ewan: *brandishing a lightsaber he nicked off the set of ROTS* THIS WEAPON IS MY LIFE-

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Man, do I ever love Star Wars, and especially Obi-Wan Kenobi.

Can you IMAGINE what the fandom will be like if this movie goes through? When we have new promotional material, new story material, and new footage to make gifs of?  Sure, we reblog thirty Obi-Wan gifsets in a row, but there’s a limited amount of material to work with, and I’m just thinking about the first time we may get a Kenobi movie trailer released and how we’re all going to lose our minds and there’s going to be NEW OBI-WAN GIFS THAT EVERYONE’S GOING TO REBLOG.
And, look.  Look.  I suffer a lot in this fandom.  I deserve to have this.  I deserve to have Obi-Wan Kenobi wall-to-wall on my dash for two days straight.  WE DESERVE THIS.

PEOPLE YOU KNOW @gffa and I deserve this, OK??? 😄Let us have this thing to cry about.

THINK OF THE FIC AND THE VIDEOS AND THE FIC.

And also, I don’t have a job and I kind of need this, Lucasfilms, okay?
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Another lesbian Sith Obi-Wan, but this time more realistic and traditional, because Lord knows a consistent drawing style just isn’t what I’m into! 乁༼☯‿☯✿༽ㄏ
For her namesake @lesbiankenobi and also @imaginaryanon because, let’s be real, Wicked Thing is what got me drawing all this SW art in the first place, and boy has it just continued to escalate. Dog bless you both.

As a purveyor of Lady Obi-Wans (sadly none of the Sith Variety inspite of Darth Arulas’s best attempts) I heartily approve of this!

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Anakin’s Force Ghost: [appearing in front of Kylo Ren] Kylo: Wh – grandfa– it’s – Anakin: WHAT IS YOUR PROBLEM?! HMM? Do you know what this has done to me? And your uncle? [getting in his face] AND YOUR MOTHER?! And then there’s what you did to – Kylo: …what? [sizes Anakin up] Oh, I see. So you’ve become a traitor in your afterlife. How…disappointing. I guess I really will have to finish what you started. Anakin: [stammering, furious] Tra-TRAITOR?! ME? [rolls up sleeves] OK, that’s it, I know I SAID I was done kicking people’s asses but this is – Obi-Wan: [holding up a hand] Perhaps I can be of assistance here. [to Kylo] May we talk? Ben to, uh, Ben?Anakin: Obi-Wan please, we’ve been through this, you’re not going to be able to convince him to – Kylo: [smirking] Well well well, look who’s here. Grandpa brought his Jedi boyfriend.Obi-Wan: I just wanted to say that I think…I think you should stay on the Dark Side, really. Anakin: WHAT?! Obi-Wan: Now hear me out, Anakin: it’s not like the young man has many people who even especially want him back on the light side, really, save for his mother perhaps. His uncle’s mostly given up on the Jedi…Kylo: Pfft. Obi-Wan: …and I’m sure he has plenty of close friends here in the First Order who’d fight to keep him here, making our job that much harder. [Hux walks by, smacks Kylo in the head with a notebook]Hux: [over his shoulder] Fuck you, Ren! Kylo: [rolls eyes] Whatever. Obi-Wan: …and it’s not like you or I want to talk to him, Anakin, so really, we may as well just give up – this is the best path for all concerned. [speaking deliberately] Really, if he showed up on the light side again I’d be furious at this point, given all he’s done. It would be far too much work for me. Kylo: [warily] Oh, really? You’d be furious. Obi-Wan: Yes. It would be awful to have to deal with rehabilitating yet another Skywalker. I, Obi-Wan Kenobi, absolutely do not think you should turn back to the Light Side. In fact, as a Jedi Master I…forbid you from turning back to the Light Side. Anakin: [pulling Obi-Wan aside, whispering harshly] Obi-Wan what in the absolute Sith hells are you do – Kylo: [sarcastic laugh] You think…you think YOU can tell ME what to do, old man? I don’t have to listen to you! If I wanna wear this cool black cape, I will! If I wanna give myself a badass Darksider name, then I will! And if I wanna go back to the light side, well, then you’ll just have to live with that too, Kenobi. Anakin: [jaw drops]Obi-Wan: [mildly] Well I am only a ghost now, so I suppose I would have to accept it, even though it would be terribly insubordinate of you and I would be very upset indeed. Kylo: [grabbing his stuff] I’ll show you, Kenobi. I’ll SHOW YOU. You’re not in charge of me! [to Anakin] Let’s go find my mom. Anakin: [agape] I…Obi-Wan: [cracks knuckles] Very well then. [sotto voce] Should have tried that one sooner. 

(You know that Kylo probably figures out that he’s been had halfway back to Leia’s place, but they came so close to pulling it off. Kenobi’s just going to have to be slightly more subtle next time.) ;) 

*sniffles* Aww, thanks! 

Honestly, if Lucasfilm never wants to do anything with the Force Ghosts (which would be a damn shame but hey it’s their Star Wars and they can break my heart if they want to,) I’d be totally down for writing the non-canon Force Ghost cartoon series for them. Y’know. LOOK ME UP, NERDS. 

I volunteer to work for free in the Writers’ Room! I’ll even bring snacks and drinks! Please please please pleaseeeeeee???
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​what if satine and obi’s kid is born during tcw and obi wan knows about him

he’s not going to just leave the order immediately bc anakin and the war, but suddenly he shows up with tiny lil two yr old bb kryze-kenobi, bc satine is in a Situation and somehow obi’s life is the Safer Environment for a child atm

the 212th is just like ???? general. no pressure but did you finally hit your head Too Hard. but they just go with it until anakin comes back and is like obi wan what the fuck are you doing with a toddler on a starfighter.

bb-wan refers to obi-wan as his father once and everything stops moving. cody drops a datapad. waxer and boil drop their helmets and blasters. anakin drops ahsoka and the ten clones he was force lifting. and obi wan is like oh he calls everyone his dad haha must be some madalorian quirk anyways i think i sense general grievous nearby in the force chop chop let’s go smash some droids

does bb wan end up with an entire battalion of dads, or does he end up with two entire battalions of dads? the answer is yes.

i am so here for obi finding out about his secret kid and being so!!!!!! and reevaluating EVERYTHING bc suddenly he has a CHILD and he is 100% attached ™ to this lil thing and fuck master yoda bc there is somehow even LESS of a pull to the dark side now, even when there was almost nothing before

We can’t have obi nonsense without hondo ohnaka popping up for no reason!! hondo kidnaps bb wan sometime during this period. well, less ‘kidnaps’ and more ‘gets followed by a tiny waddling kid who is probably genetically inclined to want to deal with space pirates at a young age, and who is also genetically inclined to be capable of sneaking onto a ship without getting caught’

obi wan is Distraught but then he gets there to find bb wan chilling on a pile of gold, possibly trying to break one with his teeth bc he thinks there’s chocolate inside. hondo’s just like ahh, Kenobi! your offspring has good instincts, it stopped trying to eat my men as soon as it had some gold! obi wan is. 1. Worried, because that is his child. 2. Offended, bc that is his CHILD. 3. Proud, bc his baby is already using his mouth to get out of Sticky Situations, albeit in a somewhat more violent way.

waxer and boil are Fascinated. cody is Stressed. anakin is Taking Notes On Childrearing at terrifying speeds.
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I want art for an AU where Vader finds Old Man Ben on Tatooine before ANH, and everyone expects Obi-Wan to fight Vader, and Obi-Wan means to do his duty, really he does, it’s just that he’s missed Anakin so much that as soon as he sees Vader in that horrible suit he immediately drops his lightsaber and throws his arms around Vader’s neck and hugs the shit out of him instead.

tl;dr: Old Man Ben hugging Vader, it’s all I can think about

(And Old Ben thinks he’s taking this chance, this impossible chance, to do this, just once, before Vader kills him, because he never showed Anakin when he should have, this is the least he can do for whatever’s left –

Fortunately, the whole thing confuses Vader so much that he doesn’t kill Obi-Wan and *handwave in a plot* and so they overthrow the Emperor and start a new, better Jedi Order together HAPPY ENDINGS FOR EVERYONE the end)
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SCREAMING FOREVER I AM SO HAPPY YES

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Ahhhhh I have had a partial reply started for days about this topic!! I am perfectly good with either flavor of this AU of the Pirate Kenobi AU because both are making me laugh. 

Honestly, Anakin is not ready for any of this, either way. He’s going to be so in over his head, since Anakin’s been living in the Suit and being a Bad Guy with Sheev for a zillion years. He is like the LEAST READY anyone in the entire universe has ever been for Good Guy Rapscallion Pirate Kenobi turning on the charm ray. 

I almost feel bad for the guy, except that he’s totally going to get to make out with Pirate Obi-Wan, so it’s hard to scrounge up THAT much sympathy. LOL
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Here he is in all his glory, guys: Accidental Space Pirate Obi-Wan Kenobi.
I hold each and every one of you personally responsible: @bodirooks @resistancepilots @albaparthenicevelut @fireflyfish @writegowrite @forcearama @bloodlyshiva
 
Shame on you for encouraging me!! ;)

AMAZING!! I dunno what my favorite part is?? The tiny braid in his swooshy hair. (And the lil bit of grey!!) The gaping tunic. The CLOAK. The half circles symbol on his remaining armor. The definitely non-regulation blaster and the Thigh Holster. Gosh.

This is truly the Obi Wan who accidentally liberated Tatooine from the Hutts. This is truly the Obi Wan who someone gifted a Moon (I mean. Look at him. I too, would give him the moon). This is truly the Obi Wan who is also secretly the Duke of Mandalore and has accidentally started accruing his own empire. Hondo Onaka is Ecstatic.

ACCIDENTAL SPACE PIRATE OBI WHO IS SECRETLY THE DUKE OF MANDALORE!! AND WAS GIFTED A MOON THAT HE DIDN’T KNOW WHAT TO DO WITH EARLIER BUT NOW USES AS A BASE OF ACCIDENTAL SPACE PIRATE OPERATIONS

Listen. He does the one soresu stance. You know the one.
Except this time, instead of two fingers, there’s this ridiculous non-regulation uncivilized blaster. Mostly sentients are smart enough not to stay and fight, though a lot of them swoon and it’s a bit of a problem, really. Obi Wan wouldn’t just leave someone unconscious in the desert like that, so now they have to be taken care of. With plenty of fluids and the occasional smelling salt, naturally.

Guys… theoretically… if I were to draw a comic-book cover of the imaginary ‘Obi-Wan Kenobi: Accidental Space Pirate’ issue 1… which character/s would be on the cover with him??

Part of me is thinking Jabba’s palace on fire in the distance…

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Dear Lord in heaven I love all of these comments. And I am still 10,000% on board with Accidental Pirate Obi-Wan being gifted a moon. 

And yes, @jerseytigermoth, he is totally running from some kind of burning building/explosion in this comic cover. 

I do love the idea of Ahsoka being part of his pirate crew. Or a tiny, sassy little Luke Skywalker who’s been brought into the fold. Obviously Hondo would be a strong contender for inclusion here, too. He is LOVING Obi-Wan’s pirate years.  

Vader is going to faint when he lays eyes on pirate Obi-Wan. The Empire does not stand a chance. 

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Rey Kenobi, anyone? …although I must now admit that I have the mental image of ghost!Anakin looking on from the afterlife and face-palming…

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