Also, in the Jupiter!Reveal au - Jupiter: Fuck you, you

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Nyx: Wait, wait, Aether as in-

Jupiter: Your husband? Yeah, that Aether.

Nyx:…That explains so much.

Clarus: *to Jupiter* Wait, there’s more of you?

Jupiter: I think… there’s about eight of us all together. Yeah. Thanatos is the oldest. Mercury is the youngest. Despite Than being the oldest we all kinda default to Aether as leader. He’s the one that uncle found first. *to herself* Also Aether did die that one time so he’s the oldest? Fuck, I hate reincarnation shit.

Regis: WHAT?

NYX: WHAT?

Jupiter:..You heard nothing.
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Sudden mental image of someone suggesting that since King Regis has /eight bastards/ in atb 'verse,

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…I just had the mental image of one of the former kings actually materializing in the throne room a week (or sooner) after Thanatos has put on the ring and DEMANDING that someone else put it on for the love of the astrals please they can only answer so much and Thanatos has so many questions.

(The Wise promptly says that he likes Thanatos and the two of them get along like a house on fire.)
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iniquiticity: 🤔

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iniquiticity:

🤔
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Regis' eldest and Clarus' eldest fall in love and get married. It's so - perfect. A few further rand

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Than probably didn’t go as well in school as he would have liked (Why do I see him with either autism or ADHD or both? Kid can’t sit still and Doesn’t Do People very well). He graduated but his family didn’t have enough to send him to university so he just. Didn’t go. (Ardyn might have offered to pay for him to go to one but he went NOPE NOT USING YOUR MONEY.)

Thanatos probably. Hm. I wanna say he’s a mechanic in his spare time. Or a weapon maker. One of the two. Just because it’s more cause for EXPLOSIONS and to give Hemlock a headache.

Thanatos probably got Laurel into the wonders of machinery as well. Hemlock came home more than once to see his husband and child covered in oil or grease or soot.
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Thanatos is fascinated by magic in all its applications, including magitech; he's slightly regretful

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….Bonus: He gets found out because Cor and some Crownsguard are sent to see why a Nif Base has gone quiet suddenly and they just find Thanatos that has taken apart all of the Imperial Prototypes and put them back together expect they are better this time.

Someone goes to attack Thanatos and in a panic he just, warps out of the way.

“Listen,” he says to Cor and the stunned Crownsguard, “I can explain?”
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Can one of the Regis!kids be a musician?

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Like. One of Regis’ bastards is a full-on professional musician who sings at weddings and helps plan weddings and is a community organizer and keep trying to cajole their siblings into a band during the family reunions. (It’s an in-joke by now.) Can their name be Bard?

YES!

Bonus: They, with Thanatos’ help, figured out song magic and totally use it on the battlefield. It’s a thing. They can probably shatter glass and bones with their song magic if they wanted too. It’s great.

Bard is. Hm. I think also very persuasive. Like, they could charm someone out of their pants. They have charmed people out of their pants. It was great.

(Sometimes, when their family gets together Bard and Ace sing together and everyone gets really quiet because this is a treat for them.) 
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Hemlock is 100% unimpressed by Gladio. Gladio finds it - slightly disconcerting, and also refreshing

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Hemlock at some point: GLADIO I SWEAR IF I HAVE TO TELL YOU TO STOP OVEREXERTING YOURSELF ONE MORE TIME I AM GOING TO RUIN ALL YOUR SWORDS.

Hemlock when Gladio goes to fight Gilgamesh: Than pack up we’re going to stop my baby brother from getting killed.

They wind up getting there just as Gladio comes out victorious but with a few new wounds and Hemlock gives him the lecture of a life time.
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Can one of the Regis!kids be a musician?

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Like. One of Regis’ bastards is a full-on professional musician who sings at weddings and helps plan weddings and is a community organizer and keep trying to cajole their siblings into a band during the family reunions. (It’s an in-joke by now.) Can their name be Bard?

YES!

Bonus: They, with Thanatos’ help, figured out song magic and totally use it on the battlefield. It’s a thing. They can probably shatter glass and bones with their song magic if they wanted too. It’s great.

Bard is. Hm. I think also very persuasive. Like, they could charm someone out of their pants. They have charmed people out of their pants. It was great.

(Sometimes, when their family gets together Bard and Ace sing together and everyone gets really quiet because this is a treat for them.) 
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officialprydonchapter: @temporalnocturne

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officialprydonchapter:

@temporalnocturne
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me, swirling my middle finger over the pills in my hand: By the power vested in me as the fucking wi

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me, swirling my middle finger over the pills in my hand: By the power vested in me as the fucking witch in this household, I enchant these pills to fuck off anxiety and depression especially well tonight, so that I'm a functional human being tomorrow. So mote that shit or whatever.
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kibikage: My evening came among the alien trees and spoke in a...

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kibikage:

My evening came among the alien trees and spoke in a language which my morning stars did not know.
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Thanatos is fascinated by magic in all its applications, including magitech; he's slightly regretful

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….Bonus: He gets found out because Cor and some Crownsguard are sent to see why a Nif Base has gone quiet suddenly and they just find Thanatos that has taken apart all of the Imperial Prototypes and put them back together expect they are better this time.

Someone goes to attack Thanatos and in a panic he just, warps out of the way.

“Listen,” he says to Cor and the stunned Crownsguard, “I can explain?”
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delborovic:vampyr discord was talking about needing more vampire...

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delborovic:

vampyr discord was talking about needing more vampire McCullum so here is :3
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human-spectre: ex0skeletal: Zodiac Angels by Peter Mohrbacher 1. Hanael, Angel of...

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human-spectre:

ex0skeletal:

Zodiac Angels by

Peter Mohrbacher

1.

Hanael, Angel of Capricorn:

2.

Advachiel, Angel of Sagittarius:

3.

Ambriel, Angel of Gemini:

4.

Muriel, Angel of Cancer:

5.

Verchiel, Angel of Leo:

6.

Hamaliel, Angel of Virgo:

7.

Zuriel, Angel of Libra:

8.

Barbiel, Angel of Scorpio:

9.

Cambiel, Angel of Aquarius:

10.

Barchiel, Angel of Pisces:

11.

Malahidael, Angel of Aries:

12.

Asmodel, Angel of Taurus:

Just wanna point out that this was a collaborative art and musical project between Xan Griffin and Peter Mohrbacher. You can listen to Xan Griffin’s full Zodiac album on his youtube page. It’s really good music.
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slavicafire:blessed be the weird, the outcasts, the unruly; the mad, the strangers, the wanderers...

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slavicafire:

blessed be the weird, the outcasts, the unruly; the mad, the strangers, the wanderers without harbour. saints of loneliness and patrons of struggle, those devoured by guilt and those ravaged by longing; all hail the tired, the lost, the forgotten.
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tobirama-nidaime: does it?? @blackkatmagic

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tobirama-nidaime:

does it?? 

@blackkatmagic
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@sparklecryptid
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@sparklecryptid
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HC: In Insomnia, blasphemous profanity is illegal (like as criminal misdemeanor) within Citadel grou

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Clarus’ face meets his hand. Why is his son like this?

Regis is just. Amused. Cor is wondering if he’s going to have to arrest Clarus’ son. Hemlock gives no shits because as he later puts it ‘That law is shitty and I can name several others that are just as shitty.’
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*is thoughtful*. Also, for some reason, I kinda want one of the bastards to be a florist. Preferably

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BONUS: Said kid is named Cedar and they know who their father is they just-

Never expected Clarus to show up? Especially not at their workplace? This is weird. He winds up sending everyone but Hemlock, who gets an aloe vera plant instead, home with flowers and promises to be there for the next family dinner.
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*snicker* But imagine /Noctis/'s reaction in the atb 'verse at learning that he's a younger brother.

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Regis: *blandly* It was a busy year.

Meanwhile, the royal bastards love Noctis. That’s their baby brother okay. If anything happens to him they will literally rip Bahamut apart. 

Since I headcanon that Thanatos is freakishly tall, I’m now see Than just meeting Noctis and picking Noctis up.

Than: “Mine now.”

Ace: “Than you can-”

Than: “MINE NOW.”
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*snicker* But imagine /Noctis/'s reaction in the atb 'verse at learning that he's a younger brother.

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Regis: *blandly* It was a busy year.

Meanwhile, the royal bastards love Noctis. That’s their baby brother okay. If anything happens to him they will literally rip Bahamut apart. 

Since I headcanon that Thanatos is freakishly tall, I’m now see Than just meeting Noctis and picking Noctis up.

Than: “Mine now.”

Ace: “Than you can-”

Than: “MINE NOW.”
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sybilius:Don’t give me one-sided unrequited

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sybilius:

Don’t give me one-sided unrequited love, give me two-sided unwanted love. Both sides are deeply in love with the other and both sides are like ‘fuck, really?? them??? really?’

@sparklecryptid

Cor, Nyx, and Ardyn, you think?
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sparklecryptid: just thought of 14 year old aeon who has been with gilgamesh for a year swapping...

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sparklecryptid:

just thought of 14 year old aeon who has been with gilgamesh for a year swapping places with a 20 year old aeon who has calmed down a bit.

someone miscasts a spell and whoops. there’s a murderous 14 year old in the citadel now? and they see how this tiny aeon acts like he’s expecting someone to attack him and how he looks in awe at the sunlight and something in their hearts hurts because aeon has never really told them the extent of what happened and wow i just made myself sad

@sparklecryptid

Cor’s protective parenting instincts probably go into overdrive - enough so that they rival a Lucis Caelum’s “MINE.” Cor all-out *SNARLS* and tucks Aeon behind him, ready to throw down if someone so much as looks at his son wrong.

Cor ushers him outside, to the middle of the palace gardens, unobstructed enough that they have a clear view of everyone who might venture close, open to the sky and green and growing things. mini!Aeon probably eats very close to his weight in non-vegetable products and looks at his father as if the man hung the stars and moon - he never thought he’d be recused. He never thought that anyone would - care enough to come for him.
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